Hmmmm...... looks very interesting. I shall return!!!!

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!

1) Good morning! How are you today?

Dandy, thanks for asking?

2) do you remember the 21rst night of September?

I know this is a reference to something, but two nights ago I was at a football game for my local high school team with my friends, and we prank called McDonald's, and Oliver kept asking people for money. So yes, I would say that I remember it.

3) What is your favorite state of matter?

I like liquids. Liquids are fun.

4) do you have any pets?

I have a very bratty, very spoiled dog.

5) in your opinion, what is the history of the universe?

BLACK HOLES OF DEATH!

6) on a scale of one to ten, how much do you like pop music?

2. I like a mixture of music, but pop is definitely not one of those.

7) what's going on?

A hoard of yeeting ferretgoats are invading my house. It's quite a sight.

8) this isn't a question, but you can answer it!

Hmm, this requires some in-depth soul searching. But I'd say, in the end, yes, add that one last sprinkle to your doughnut. What a captivating question, GW.

9) what is the name of the last person you didn't see today?

George Washington.

10) if you could bring one person back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy both my Grandpas are dead and my Uncle is dead and my friend's Mom is dead. Wait. Does Jesus count? He was alive. He died. He resurrected, then ascended into heaven, so I guess he doesn't count.

12) what's the weirdest thing you've said today?

Everything I say Is weird. I live and breathe weirdness.

11) do you enjoy these surveys?

Of course. (Did you notice the switch?)

13) true or false: I'm telling you I lie.

Do I see a reference? Or am I deluded? Or both? Anyways. The answer is a stuffed frog wearing a fadora, eating a plastic crapple fritter.

14) if you were in a big band and you could choose one instrument,what would it be?

DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS

15) are sharks cool or what?

Baby shark do do do do do baby shark do do do do baby shark do do do do do baby shark! 

16) what is your favorite book?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, duh.

17) what's the worst thing you've ever written?

When I was five and I thought I was writing a story, even though it was like seven words and literally nothing happened. I gag thinking about it.

18) if you suddenly turned into a frog right now, what's the first thing you would do? 

Celebrate. Frogs are my second- favorite animal.

19) do you have any music suggestions for me?

No. Sorry!

20) What would be a good question for this survey?

Have you ever come across a spazzy demon cabinet? (PARANORMAL ACTIVITY)

21) what is your least favorite song?

I don't really have one.

22) what is one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?

I'm sure that there's something, but I don't know right now.

23) if you could choose one way for the world to end, what would it be?

Well, I'm Catholic, so I believe that when it's time for the world to end, Jesus will come to Earth and decide who will go to heaven, and who will go to hell, then no one else will be born. Pretty cool way for everyone to die.

24) am I insane?

Yes, you are, but I am more so.

25) if you could change someone's name, who would it be and to what?

Do fantasy people count? If they do, then I will change the character from MCSM Tim's name, to something more, I dunno, heroic? Something like Adam or Marcus.

26) what... is the capital of Assyria?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

27) what would your spirit animal be?

Dunno, a dolphin, maybe.

28) moonlight or sunlight? Or no light?

Well, scientifically, the moon has no light, but for the purposes of not making sense, ALL THE LIGHT! GATHER IT FROM ALL THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES OF THE UNIVERSE!!

28.14159265) what is the question to this answer? (The answer is yes)

The answer is no. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

If there are, you'll be dead!

30) if you was had yes to with very is, how is were when horse it?

27 human sandwiches.

Lovely survey, GW! 

Ahahaha.

1) Good Morning! How are you today? 

Pretty good. But I think you've got it wrong, it's afternoon. I had leftover birthday cake for lunch. My sister's in her early 20's now. 

2) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

Not really. I think I was doing karate.

3) What is your favorite state of matter?

Ooh. Maybe solid or liquid.

4) Do you have any pets?

I have a cat.

5) What is your opinion on the history of the universe?

N/A

6) On a scale from one to ten, how much do you like pop music?

8/9 

7) What's going on?

I just got back from a sort of junky pop-up Halloween store. My grandparents took us (me and my two little brothers)--it's not the sort of thing my mom or dad would ever take us to. But they're in Europe, so anyway.

8)  This isn't a question. But you can answer anyway!

Good!  

9) What is the name of the last person you didn't see today?

Smith

10) If you could bring one person who's dead back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?

Nnnnn.....oooooo..... one? No thank you. I even leave the revive-dead scrolls alone in Skyrim.

11) Do you enjoy these surveys?

Maybe. They're maybe a waste of my time though. I could be doing so many other things right now, like playing Minecraft.

12) What's the weirdest thing you've said today?

.....

13) True or False: I am telling a lie.

False.

14) Hehe, that's always a fun one. If you were in a band (a big band) and you could choose one instrument, what would it be?

A microphone! 

15) Are sharks cool or what?

Ehhh...if they're in Mythbusters they are.

16) What's your favorite book you've read? (you can list multiple)

Don't ask me or you may face death by suffocation (by books) 

17) What's the worst thing you've written?

Some poetry when I was younger. 

18) If you turned into a frog suddenly right now, what would be the first thing you would do?

Hop under the desk and quiver while I really hoped it was a dream. 

19) Got any music recommendations for me? I'm running a bit low. (feel free to omit)

50 Seconds of Summer? Okay, I've only heard one of their songs so far. 

20) What would be a good question for this survey?

"How would you continue this? Once upon a time there was..."

21) Good to know for next time. What's your LEAST favorite song you've heard?

Oof. I don't know right now. 

22) What's that one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?

My crush. Okay, no, that's cheesy. And I don't actually pretend to dislike him. Maybe vegetables? Hm.

23) If you could pick what way the world would end, what would it be?

NONONONONO. I AM SO TOTALLY WASTING MY TIME ON THIS SURVEY RIGHT NOW. 

24) Am I insane?

Without a doubt.... 

25) If you could change someone's name, who's would it be and to what?

I'm not sure. 

26) What... is the capital of Assyria?

Isn't it Babylon? 

27) What would your spirit animal be?

No idea.

28) Moonlight or Sunlight? Or no light?

Sunlight. 

28.5) What is the Question to this answer? (The answer is yes)

No. 

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

No, master.

30) Last question: If you was had yes be with very is, how is were when horse it? 

I am very done at this point. 

YES! YES! YEEEEEESSSSSS! It hath returned!

1) Good Morning! How are you today?     

Muy bien. Also it's afternoon. 

2) Do you remember the 21st night of September?    

This is a reference and I don't understand it so I will answer the best way I know how-

Yes. 

3) What is your favorite state of matter?     

Plasma. 

4) Do you have any pets?     

I have a plastic beta fish and an imaginary turtle. The Fish's name is Alpha (Alpha the Beta fish) and the turtle's name is spadinkrashoopa billy bob jones the third.

5) What is your opinion on the history of the universe?     

Cool beans. 

6) On a scale from one to ten, how much do you like pop music?     

2 

7) What's going on?     

The ink has begun to fade from the sea

The coffee is starting to sour

But the question that troubles all business in town is

Who could that be at this hour? 

8)  This isn't a question. But you can answer anyway!     

"No thank you, I do not want spalted dishwater in my banana split."

9) What is the name of the last person you didn't see today?     

Martha Washington. 

10) If you could bring one person who's dead back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?     

Martha Washington.

11) Do you enjoy these surveys?     

Heck yes. 

12) What's the weirdest thing you've said today?     

"No thank you, I do not want spalted dishwater on my banana split." 

13) True or False: I am telling a lie.     

*stares in horror as Martha Washington pops through the tears in reality you have created* 

14) Hehe, that's always a fun one. If you were in a band (a big band) and you could choose one instrument, what would it be?     

Piano. 

15) Are sharks cool or what?     

What. 

16) What's your favorite book you've read? (you can list multiple)     

"The typist regrets to inform you no comment is available." 

17) What's the worst thing you've written?     

The first two chapters of an awful book about an invisible cow that I wrote when I was seven. 

18) If you turned into a frog suddenly right now, what would be the first thing you would do?     

Ask my sister nicely to hurl me at the wall. If anyone gets this you're awesome. 

19) Got any music recommendations for me? I'm running a bit low. (feel free to omit)   

Techo

Emancipator

They might be giants

Lucas the spider

Incompetech 

20) What would be a good question for this survey?     

Do you like banana splits with spalted dishwater on top? 

21) Good to know for next time. What's your LEAST favorite song you've heard?     

"Baby" by Justin Beiber

22) What's that one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?   

Emojis.

23) If you could pick what way the world would end, what would it be?     

Anything, as long as it happens after I die.

24) Am I insane?     

:running diognostics: No.

25) If you could change someone's name, who's would it be and to what?     

I would change your name to George Waffleson. Martha Washington, who has just popped through your rips in reality, could adopt you.

26) What... is the capital of Assyria?     

*Googles it hastily before I get cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril*

27) What would your spirit animal be?     

Killer whale. Or maybe a kiwi bird. 

28) Moonlight or Sunlight? Or no light?

Sunlight, behind thick clouds.

28.5) What is the Question to this answer? (The answer is yes)     

"Do you hate spalted dishwater on your banana splits?"

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?    

I really need to get around to watching that movie. :|

30) Last question: If you was had yes be with very is, how is were when horse it?  

That's the wrong question.

*bows deeply* 

For the curious: Spalted is a word I invented meaning "having a foul smell and a hot temperature".

1) Good Morning! How are you today? 

Fine.

2) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

Yeah. I slept in a tent with two of my friends, stayed up late talking, and got a little under 5 hours of sleep.

3) What is your favorite state of matter?

Plasma, I guess. I just learned about it from my friend. Did you know that stars are balls of gas? And that some potatoes are colder than others?

4) Do you have any pets?

I had some fish, but they all died. I wasn't emotionally attached to them anyway, partly because I suspected cannibalism played a significant role in their deaths.

5) What is your opinion on the history of the universe?

I don't know. I mean, my friends kept telling me to watch this video explaining it, so I guess I should go do that?

6) On a scale from one to ten, how much do you like pop music?

Eh. Depends on the song, but probably around 1.6921335

7) What's going on?

I'm answering this survey, obviously.

8)  This isn't a question. But you can answer anyway!

Nah. Don't feel like it.

9) What is the name of the last person you didn't see today?

Uh... Alex?

10) If you could bring one person who's dead back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?

I feel like I should say something deep and menaingful and probably also emo here, but I honestly don't know.

11) Do you enjoy these surveys?

Yeah.

12) What's the weirdest thing you've said today?

If Alannah wanted you to stop making absurdly large amounts of dancing polar bears, she should've stopped gorily murdering you with the letter E! (It made sense in context, I promise.)

13) True or False: I am telling a lie.

And you will hang today.

14) Hehe, that's always a fun one. If you were in a band (a big band) and you could choose one instrument, what would it be?

Flute, maybe?

15) Are sharks cool or what?

Eh. They're kind of overrated.

16) What's your favorite book you've read? (you can list multiple)

My initial response is all of them but if I had to list several.... Probably The Two Princesses of Bammare, The Girl Who Could Fly, Six of Crows, Crooked Kingdom, Posted... Yeah, probably all of them.

17) What's the worst thing you've written?

Why do you think I would tell you that?

18) If you turned into a frog suddenly right now, what would be the first thing you would do?

Be amazed at your ability to predict the future.

19) Got any music recommendations for me? I'm running a bit low. (feel free to omit)

Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Panic! At The Disco... I really do need to get around to listening to that last one.

20) What would be a good question for this survey?

What is a place that starts with D and ends with O?

21) Good to know for next time. What's your LEAST favorite song you've heard?

Maybe No More tears to Cry?

22) What's that one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?

Dancing polar bears  Pusheen 

23) If you could pick what way the world would end, what would it be?

...Peacefully, I guess?

24) Am I insane?

Obviously.

25) If you could change someone's name, who's would it be and to what?

I would change my name to Inej Ghafa. Just kidding. I don't know. Perhaps I would change your name to... General Pancakeson! Insert gasp here.

26) What... is the capital of Assyria?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?

27) What would your spirit animal be?

I'm told it would be a kitten or a giraffe or an eagle, but who knows?

28) Moonlight or Sunlight? Or no light?

Sunlight. Or eclipse-light.

28.5) What is the Question to this answer? (The answer is yes)

How much wood would a woodchcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

If there are, we'll all be dead! 

(Stop that rhyming, and I mean it!) 

30) Last question: If you was had yes be with very is, how is were when horse it? Tov.

Also, I believe the term is cornflake into ash, not fade into dust. 

This looks fuuuun!

1) So pleasant. The weather is blissfully idyllic, warm with a breeze of Autumn.  Aaaaaah....

2) YEEEAAAHHH-EE-YEEAAH, SAY DO YOU REMEMBER...!

3) Mm.. Liquid, I guess, because the word is so silky.

4) An exeptionally large German Shepherd, a three-legged tabby, and a floofy but elegant black kitty.

5)  It happened.

6) 7 for peppy, 1 for ballads.

7) And I said AIIIYYAAIIYAAAAY AIIIIIYYAAAIIYAAAIYYAAIIYY.... I said hey, what's going on?. I have no idea if you were referincing that song or not.

8) Lovely.

9) Habadashery

10) George Washington. It's.not original, but I have my reasons'

11) Oh yes, absolutely.

12) Vouchsafe good morrow from a feeble tongue.

13) That depends. A school of philosophy dictates that there is no pure truth outside of one's own perception.  So perhaps I am a lie.

14) The harp. It is so elegant!

15) Most sharks, certainly

16) The Ruby Red series

17) A collection of poems when I was very, very small.

18) Faint.

19) I've been getting into classical, lately.  Maybe you'd like it too!

20) If you could do any job, without regard to pay, school, or probability, what would it be?

21) Ed Sheeran's"Perfect" or "Shape of You"

22) I like old-fashioned starry-eyed romance.

23) Instantly and painlessly.

24) Nope. Do you?

25) I wouldn't, too much legal hassle.

26) I don't know that- WAAAAAAAAAAH

27) A poodle

28) Halfway

28.5) Is this a question?

29) I don't know this quote and I'm a little bit too lazy to look it up. So, no.

30) Erm, I'm not sure if this is a quote or not. Switzerland is pleasant this time of year...

That was fun, thanks!

1) Good Morning! How are you today?

Good, thanks for asking 

2) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

No

3) What is your favorite state of matter?

Water

4) Do you have any pets?

No because they died a few weeks ago 

5) What is your opinion on the history of the universe?

So there was some water or whatever and then the gods were like ‘yeet’ and created stuff and also Vishnu turned into a turtle and meanwhile stuff was exploding because I believe in science too

6) On a scale from one to ten, how much do you like pop music?

9.75 

7) What's going on?

My laundry

8)  This isn't a question. But you can answer anyway!

Cheese 

9) What is the name of the last person you didn't see today?

Alizarine because I didn’t see them because this is digital haha I’m so clever

10) If you could bring one person who's dead back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?

My pet rat

11) Do you enjoy these surveys?

Sometimes

12) What's the weirdest thing you've said today?

See Question 5. 

13) True or False: I am telling a lie.

TF 

14) Hehe, that's always a fun one. If you were in a band (a big band) and you could choose one instrument, what would it be?

Um guitar because I play it I guess?

15) Are sharks cool or what?

SHAAAAARKS

16) What's your favorite book you've read? (you can list multiple)

The Subtle Knife, the Wings Of Fire series, Cartwheeling in Thunderstorms, Seven Wild Sisters, Harry Potter and The Methods of Rationality.

17) What's the worst thing you've written?

This thing I wrote in third grade where the girl died

18) If you turned into a frog suddenly right now, what would be the first thing you would do?

Freak out

19) Got any music recommendations for me? I'm running a bit low. (feel free to omit)

FOB

20) What would be a good question for this survey?

Kevin, Bob, or Steven?

21) Good to know for next time. What's your LEAST favorite song you've heard?

Roar

22) What's that one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?

Moana

23) If you could pick what way the world would end, what would it be?

All the air disappearing 

24) Am I insane?

Probably 

25) If you could change someone's name, who's would it be and to what?

My name to something spellable

26) What... is the capital of Assyria?

Harran  

27) What would your spirit animal be?

Butterfly  

28) Moonlight or Sunlight? Or no light?

Sunlight

28.5) What is the Question to this answer? (The answer is yes)

Am I amazing?

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Don’t get the reference but let’s say yeah and you’re going to crash

30) Last question: If you was had yes be with very is, how is were when horse it?

If I does be scarf happy as but confuzzled to you questioning as mes do not understand, I’s will said ???

1) Good Morning! How are you today?

Why should I tell you? *Miscevious look* 

2) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

Yep. 

3) What is your favorite state of matter?

Plasma. It's an actual state of matter, just nobody cares about it. 

4) Do you have any pets?

Yep. 

5) What is your opinion on the history of the universe?

I think it's awesome. 

6) On a scale from one to ten, how much do you like pop music?

Depends on the song. 

7) What's going on?

Life. 

8)  This isn't a question. But you can answer anyway!

Cool. I like to have options. 

9) What is the name of the last person you didn't see today?

Oakensheild. 

10) If you could bring one person who's dead back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?

Andre the Giant. He was so sweeeet! 

11) Do you enjoy these surveys?

Yep. 

12) What's the weirdest thing you've said today?

... I've said a lot of weird things today. 

13) True or False: I am telling a lie.

That sentance is logically labelled 'nonsense'. 

14) Hehe, that's always a fun one. If you were in a band (a big band) and you could choose one instrument, what would it be?

Okarina. 

15) Are sharks cool or what?

Yep. Did you know they attack the color yellow the most? 

16) What's your favorite book you've read? (you can list multiple)

THE LORD OF THE RIIIINGS 

17) What's the worst thing you've written?

Pretty much everything... 

18) If you turned into a frog suddenly right now, what would be the first thing you would do?

Turn back into a Cber. 

19) Got any music recommendations for me? I'm running a bit low. (feel free to omit)

Anything by Clamavi Profundis 

20) What would be a good question for this survey?

What do you think? 

21) Good to know for next time. What's your LEAST favorite song you've heard?

Anything Screamo or heavy metal. 

22) What's that one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?

Climbing to the top of high places. 

23) If you could pick what way the world would end, what would it be?

With Jesus coming back. 

24) Am I insane?

No, but I am! 

25) If you could change someone's name, who's would it be and to what?

Mine, to something else than it is. 

26) What... is the capital of Assyria?

Assur. 

27) What would your spirit animal be?

A dragon. 

28) Moonlight or Sunlight? Or no light?

No light or moonlight. 

28.5) What is the Question to this answer? (The answer is yes)

Am I loved? 

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

If there are, we'll all be dead!

NO MORE RHYMES NOW, I MEAN IT!!

Anybody want a peanut? 

30) Last question: If you was had yes be with very is, how is were when horse it?

CBers LOTR/H was it yesterday, Takis Inkwell it is today. 

Yiss

1. Good enough, I had a swim meet this morning and I'm very tired but I'm okay.

2. No.

3. Liquid.  Why?  Because water.

4. Yes: two cats and a dog

5. Uhh I'm an atheist but I'm not going to explain everything I think happened since the universe exploded into existence however many years ago.

6. 6.  Some of it is okay, but some of it is very bad.

7. I've got no idea, honestly.

8. *answering phone* Who is this?

9. IDK what you mean but I'll just say Peter.

10. I'm torn.  Either my grandmother on my mother's side or Tim Bergling/Avicii

11. YISS

12. "I'M GOING TO AIRDROP YOU SOME RANDOM STUFF"

13. I have no hecking clue man.

14. Piano, because I already play it.

15. Yes, they are!

16. Anything by Rick Riordan

17. The first story I wrote: in 4th grade, about the first 3 OCs I made.  It was really, really, really badly written.

18. That's...a hard question.  I would probably try to get my cat to attack me just for fun.

19. I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by Panic! At the Disco, Anything by Imagine Drgaons, and Pompeii by Bastille.

20. On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the alphabet? (Mine's Thursday)

21. Oooo, I've listened to a lot of bad songs.  I really don't know.  I'm not one for rap music, soooo something like that probably.

22. Staying up late.

23. I don't know...probably how scientists say it will end, with the sun exploding.

24. Maybe.  But if you have to ask, you're probably not.

25. That's very hard.  It would beeeeeeeee...my cat's (is that allowed?) and I would change it to King George.

26. ...I don't know...

27. A cat.  I don't like people.  Usually.

28. Moonlight, because I like the dark.

28.5. Should I be practicing piano right now?

29. I don't get the reference but just assume yes.

30. You're making no sense right now.  I think you might be insane. 

1) Good Morning! How are you today?

It's actually the evening now. I'm doing good but should be doing my homework. 

2) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

Yes, I do, lol

3) What is your favorite state of matter?

liquid. predictably unpredictable.

4) Do you have any pets?

A dog. my mom said no to chickens, praying mantis, a goat, and bees.

5) What is your opinion on the history of the universe?

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

6) On a scale from one to ten, how much do you like pop music?

6 I guess.

7) What's going on?

I'm taking a survey while I'm supposed to be doing my homework and hoping my mom doesn't yell at me to start practicing piano.

8)  This isn't a question. But you can answer anyway!

alrighty then.

9) What is the name of the last person you didn't see today?

Flisk

10) If you could bring one person who's dead back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?

hummm. i guess it would be my best friend's grandpa. they were all so sad.

11) Do you enjoy these surveys?

yes, I do.

12) What's the weirdest thing you've said today?

as long as it's chocolate

13) True or False: I am telling a lie.

false. wait true. wait what? true. that's my final guess.

14) Hehe, that's always a fun one. If you were in a band (a big band) and you could choose one instrument, what would it be?

keytar.

15) Are sharks cool or what?

i dunno. I'm not really that into sharks.

16) What's your favorite book you've read? (you can list multiple)

Tuesdays at the castle, starry river of the sky, floors, word of mouse

17) What's the worst thing you've written?

A winx club fanfic. self insert and all that.

18) If you turned into a frog suddenly right now, what would be the first thing you would do?

jump on the piano and see how much it would freak out my mom that there's a frog jumping on her piano

19) Got any music recommendations for me? I'm running a bit low. (feel free to omit)

go the distaaaaaaaaaance

20) What would be a good question for this survey?

chocolate or vanilla?

21) Good to know for next time. What's your LEAST favorite song you've heard?

look what you made me do

22) What's that one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?

ahhhhhh, skipping this one. fine. when hopewell clamps their hand on my head. it's annoying but endearing.

23) If you could pick what way the world would end, what would it be?

When Jesus comes, will we go in to meet him?

24) Am I insane?

isn't everyone just a bit?

25) If you could change someone's name, who's would it be and to what?

I would change Potter's name to Ean.

26) What... is the capital of Assyria?

ummm...  *looks it up* Assur.

27) What would your spirit animal be?

A praying mantis

28) Moonlight or Sunlight? Or no light?

sunlight

28.5) What is the Question to this answer? (The answer is yes)

Are you procrasinating right now?

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

i think so? is this a quote?

30) Last question: If you was had yes be with very is, how is were when horse it?

Ok. definetly confused.  

1) Good Morning! How are you today?

Ummm...strange and lazy.  

2) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

How could I not? 

3) What is your favorite state of matter?

Loki 

4) Do you have any pets?

Do I have any pets? DO I HAVE ANY PETS? Okay, I have three free-range chickens, 6 non free-range chickens, 2 goats (they are my babies), 3 adult rabbits, 7 baby rabbits, and 1 bearded dragon.

5) What is your opinion on the history of the universe?

Like, are we getting strange or theological here? Because if we're being serious, I agree with Spring Flower, but if not, I like The Ominous' opinion that the world is a golf ball.

6) On a scale from one to ten, how much do you like pop music?

-55 it annoys me to no end help 

7) What's going on?

The battle for Middle Earth of course! What, have you been living in a hole in the ground for the last 5 years?

8)  This isn't a question. But you can answer anyway!

Obviously, the answer is not Batman. 

But it may or may not be Nightwing. 

9) What is the name of the last person you didn't see today?

Uhhh I haven't met Lin Manuel Miranda yet but that's on the list. 

10) If you could bring one person who's dead back to life with no drawbacks or consequences, who would it be?

Oh gosh. I'm going to go in deep on this one so buckle in kiddos. I would really love to see the amazing poet who mentored me and started me off on my writing journey. I never got to say thank you.

11) Do you enjoy these surveys?

So far this one is A+ 

12) What's the weirdest thing you've said today?

Oh I've said some strange things. But the strangest was probably a quote from, weirdly enough, y'all Georgian CBer group. So, this is not my original work, because I am not this genius. Someone asked me if I liked team Cap or team Iron Man better and I answered Loki because, and I quote, "Loki is life. Loki is love. Loki is the bill of rights." 

13) True or False: I am telling a lie.

I don't believe you. 

14) Hehe, that's always a fun one. If you were in a band (a big band) and you could choose one instrument, what would it be?

I've never really had the desire to be in a band. Ummm...I guess it would be really cool to be able to play violin or fiddle or something like that?  

15) Are sharks cool or what?

I've never met one, so I can't say.  

16) What's your favorite book you've read? (you can list multiple)

don't make me choose between my babies *whispers to Peter Pan* you'll always be my favoriteeee!  

17) What's the worst thing you've written?

Ooooh gosh. Probably some strange stories about magical battle horses as a kid.  

18) If you turned into a frog suddenly right now, what would be the first thing you would do?

Probably go exploring as my new and smaller self.  

19) Got any music recommendations for me? I'm running a bit low. (feel free to omit)

Pretty much the only thing is Broadway. As far as the other stuff I listen to though, I like The Lumineers, Lindsey Stirling, Rend Collective, 4 King and Country, and then everything else is Broadway.

20) What would be a good question for this survey?

Is it illegal to keep mermaids in bathtubs? 

21) Good to know for next time. What's your LEAST favorite song you've heard?

I HATE electronic music.  

22) What's that one thing you pretend not to like but secretly love?

Can't think of any off the top of my head.  

23) If you could pick what way the world would end, what would it be?

Well, I know how the world will end, but if I have to choose then I would say that this golf ball finally lands in the hole. 

24) Am I insane?

Yes. It's okay, you can join the club. We meet every first Monday and discuss government conspiracy theories. 

25) If you could change someone's name, who's would it be and to what?

Mine. I want to be named Aurelia or Cordelia or maybe Roselyn. Abigail is kind of a name that a lot of other people have. It doesn't feel very special sometimes. I actually like to be called Rose bud by all of you! It's fun. Maybe I should change my name to rosebud.  

26) What... is the capital of Assyria?

Neo-Gotham. 

27) What would your spirit animal be?

Probably a squirrel. 

28) Moonlight or Sunlight? Or no light?

Moonlight. Or, like, cloudy light.  

28.5) What is the Question to this answer? (The answer is yes)

Is Nightwing better than batman?

29) Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

if they are, we'll all be...

ALIVE

30) Last question: If you was had yes be with very is, how is were when horse it?

I disagree with whatever the answer is.