Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Things the world needs:

This here is a thread dedicated to the truly bizzare things that the world definitely needs! So weird inventors welcome, and Admins, feel free to participate!

How this thread works: List your idea, and how it works, and contribute to other people's ideas.

Here is my list:

Pillow Battle Mega:
A video game in which you play as Mister Pillow Man, an oddly realistically drawn middle aged man with a pillow. The aim of the game is to run around the 3D world, barge in on people's situations, and whack them all with pillows. Situations can range between classrooms, parties, and even grocery stores. But beware, some of these people have pillows too.

Reading Helmet:
A helmet with an adjustable frame that can fit a smart phone, so you can read things on your smart phone while supine without using your hands. Lazy people rejoice!

Bread parties:
Just what it sounds like. Why not?

Have fun making up stuff!