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Things the world needs:
This here is a thread dedicated to the truly bizzare things that the world definitely needs! So weird inventors welcome, and Admins, feel free to participate!
How this thread works: List your idea, and how it works, and contribute to other people's ideas.
Here is my list:
Pillow Battle Mega:
A video game in which you play as Mister Pillow Man, an oddly realistically drawn middle aged man with a pillow. The aim of the game is to run around the 3D world, barge in on people's situations, and whack them all with pillows. Situations can range between classrooms, parties, and even grocery stores. But beware, some of these people have pillows too.
Reading Helmet:
A helmet with an adjustable frame that can fit a smart phone, so you can read things on your smart phone while supine without using your hands. Lazy people rejoice!
Bread parties:
Just what it sounds like. Why not?
Have fun making up stuff!
submitted by Pooki P, age -30, not where you live
(July 4, 2018 - 1:29 pm)
(July 4, 2018 - 1:29 pm)
(July 4, 2018 - 5:05 pm)
(July 4, 2018 - 5:51 pm)
I dunno about you, but I'd definitely go to a bread party.
-Laser fireworks:
You wouldn't run out of fireworks, they'd be silent, they're just as cool to watch as normal fireworks are.
-Blankets that change temperature:
Well, I guess it explains itself.
-Houses that can walk:
Just think of it. Don't like where you live? Well, just walk your house to like, a beach or wherever you want to go!
That's all I can think of right now.
(July 4, 2018 - 11:59 pm)
We definitely could use laser fireworks!
(July 5, 2018 - 9:56 am)
YES. Bread parties!
(July 5, 2018 - 7:37 am)
I would totally come to a bread party!
(July 5, 2018 - 10:18 am)
BREAD PAR-TY! BREAD PAR-TY!
Alright, so you know what bench fights are, right? Where in baseball all the people on the benches get on the field and fight? Well, when my friend Eli told me that, I said there should be a pie bench fight. BEWARE, FOR I AM THE BEHOLDER OF THE APPLE AND PUMPKIN!!!!!!!
(July 5, 2018 - 11:28 am)
I just thought of something else the world needs:
Food Sports!
Sports dedicated entirely to eating food. It's like some sort of really really dumb game show, where the teams consist of two people. Here are some examples of the games:
The team tries to eat the same piece of food at the same time. First team to eat the whole thing without it breaking wins, the ones whose food drops or breaks are disqualified.
One member of each team throws a small food such as rice balls, marshmallows, or crackers, into the air and the other member catches it in their mouth and eats it. The team with the highest score wins.
One team member has a large barrel of meat and the other runs on a treadmill, which powers the cooker. The team who has successfully cooked the most meat the fastest wins, and the judges are in charge of deciding how good the food is.
I'd totally watch that.
(July 5, 2018 - 4:18 pm)
(July 6, 2018 - 12:15 pm)
I want a bread party!
There should be Conveyor Belt Sidewalks!
And chutes instead of stairs down!
(July 6, 2018 - 3:19 pm)
More irl pie wars! And more escalators!
(July 6, 2018 - 6:51 pm)
YES escalators are awesome
(July 7, 2018 - 3:31 pm)
Bread party!!!!!!!! My sister would die of happiness - being a picky 7 year old, it’s practically all she eats.
Ok I’ve got some:
Flying tuk tuks-
If you don’t know what a tuk tuk is, look it up. I think that before there are flying cars, there should be flying tuk tuks. They’re like bicycle rickshaws, but motorized, so they’re like tiny adorable taxis.
The Chinchillla World Cup-
But would they play soccer, or something else? Who knows...
More netball-
It’s similar to basketball, but better. They don’t have it in the US, which is stupid in my opinion because it’s really fun! The hoop has no backboard, you can’t move with the ball, and certain positions can only stay on certain parts of the court.
Oh! The chinchillas can play netball! It’s perfect!
@Quirker, there’s a Russian story about a witch named Baba Yaga, who lived in a house that walked around on chicken legs. There is hope for walking houses!
(July 8, 2018 - 9:56 am)
I'd ride a flying tuk tuk. I'd take it to my art classes and paint it pastel rainbow for the sheer weird factor.
Who here thinks that when referring to the years before we were born, we use negative numbers. So, if you were referring to somewhere your parents went two years before you were born, you say:
When I was negative two!
(July 8, 2018 - 3:50 pm)
Jetpack/roller/airconditioned/aquatic/cup holder/levitaional shoes! (also known as multi purpose shoes)
I would say self explanatory but it's really not.
When I was in grade four I used to make diagrams of shoes that I had invented. Some had jetpacks, others wheels. It could be from anything to roller skates that transformed into work shoes at simply the press of a button, to slippers with wings so that you could fly (it's the best way to travel!).
Yes, the world definitely needs this.
PS. I might post some pictures later
Colin says oRid!
Well, we can't all be world class inventors.
(July 8, 2018 - 8:40 pm)