-Inside the pie base-

*A shadow peels off the wall*

"If you want to take down Catsclaw, you'll need a spy." the vioce says.

"I'm Shadow, Moonfrosts's AE. I'll disgise myself as Catsclaw shadow and feed you information." I say.

*Disolves into shadows*

"Moonfrost will see you soon..........."  

CATSCLAW!! YOUR SHADOW!! BLAST AT IT NOW!!! ooooookayyyyy....[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[} whew, need to be careful, Shadow is working for Micearenice now. oh. umm... how d' ya know? robotic bugs...LITERAL robot bugs. oh. Yay! where's Esgardir? he's spying on em'. YES! woo-hoo! alright, where's their new base? it's an underground bunker. oh. heh-heh-heh! Reg, EXPLOSIVE DRILL PIES, NOW!!!

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Heg. heh. heh.

MWHAHAHAHA HEHEHEH HEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SPLAT!

HA! GOT YOU KYOTO-

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SPLAT! 

Mmmph-grmph mmmh! *Wipes wipped cream off face* Oh yum! That one was strawberry! Love those. But really, you aimed at my eye? I mean, would it be hard for someone to actually aim for my mouth for on-

*SPLAT!* GOT YOU! RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!

*Wipes melted cheddar cheese off face* Yeah, thanks A TON, because that was a strange mix of cheese and blueberries. Just ew, Pepper, savoury and sweet do NOT WORK TOGETHER! Also, there is so much pepper on this that my tongue ith whipingth itth theslf on ith own!

Yes. Pepper, please, maybe don't bake pies on your own from now on.

OH YEAH RIGHT! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME CHINCHILLA! YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME ON BENDED KNEE FOR-

SPLAT!

Heheh. Got you. I just thanked you for Chinchilla. And I was also on bended knee. Hey, what ar you-

*Wipes pie filling off face* oOOOOO,H YOU WANT SOME DO YOU, HERE! \}

*Speaks through crumble filling* Yeht that wath not actually thurprithing, the thing that wath unexpected wath that that pan was broken and thliding off of the-

*Splats pie onto Note's notebook* Ha! Now you can't speak!

*Looks stoney faced*

*Makes unspeakble gesture, then realizes what the gesture is and quickly rectifies it to shaking a fist*

*Wipes some pie filling off of notebook* O now u wil get it u litl......

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O-kay.....  

heee heee heee

Umm... Ellie?

piee piee piee heee heee

Uh oh.

3.14 1592

*looks at Ellie uncertainly* You aren't buying all that pie nonsense, are you?

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Uh oh....... 

*bomb pie sounds echo from above*

Welome to the Secret Pie Ops, Lieutenant Vyolette! Trevor and Blaiyre, you may pick whichever positions you prefer. This operation needs all the help it can get, and I'm honored to have you three on my team.

Now, as for defeating Catsclaw--

*tunnel shakes and shudders from explosions*

We should definitely try to build that catapult you mentioned--

*grinding sounds* 

The only problem is finishing it before Catsclaw bombs us again. I was actually thinking about...Wait a minute. How...did he know we were here? And...how did he know where our secret pie base was to begin with?

*glances around nervously*

*whispers* I think...we've been bugged. 

"General Micearenice, you have drill bomb pies coming at you. Your fort's bugged, so be careful. My cover was blown but I'm still in the casle. I'm trying to blow up the pie cannons."

*Lets loose large flock of starving chickens*

"I've set some starving chickens to harrsle Catsclaw." 

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*THUMP* 

"Arrggg I hate Shadow's shadow portals. Hi Micearenice, I'm ready for action. Sorry I was late Shadow blew up the house again."  

Gee, this is turning into a spy RP.

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... I'll role with it.

*grins*

Charrie sheet, GO! (make your own, if you want)

Username: Alizarine

Age: unnecessary

Alliances: None (somebody help meeee)

Rank: None

Appearance: Covered in pie, duh

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Rules:

- Captchas/AES/Captchaes allowed

- If you have any charries from any other RPs, and you really like them, and don't mind putting up with pieing as, like, four different people, bring them to the pie wars too. Percy Jackson RP, Star Wars RP, dosn't matter what the theme is. More the merrier, am I right?

- Act serious, but don't take everything too seriously.

- Lame puns encouraged. 

aaaaanyyywaayyyyyyy...

PIE-YA!

*frisbies a bunch of pies toward the coming AEs*

I never really got why everybody loves pie wars... maybe I’m just strange. Well, *grabs comfy Grandpa stocking chair from Cracker Barrel* PASS THE POP CORN! I shall be the mediator/ref/personwhowillhelpanyonewhowillpaythehighestcookies girl! Bates?

Oh man, pie war... I dunno I just cleaned my shoes. JK! I shall humbly offer my assistance to... TEAM GENERAL! *Bows* 

Welp, cue the epic music!! *Puts on “This is Me”*

OH LOOK

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A TEEPEE

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OH LOOK 

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A PIE

OH LOOK

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THE PIE IS FLYING

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OH NO

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IT'S GONNA HIT THE TEEPEE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

OH WOW

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THE TEEPEE BLEW UP

[} - bwahaha

EVIL PIE

_|/\// - ouchie

POOR TEEPEE

THE END

I look around carfully, good no one's at the pie cannons. I pull out a mini chicken gun. 

"I've been wanting to test these babies out for a while." I whisper to myself.

Quickly I go down the line of pie cannons. The heat from the pie cannons making the chicken guns explode. Shouts come from the fort as people rush down to see what's exploding---- and to catch the culprit. But I'm already sinking into the shadows of the fort, to lisen and watch the fort.