GET READY!!!!

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*Laughs evilly* I AM THE PIE MASTER! YOU ALL GET PECAN COCONUT PIE, AND I GET CHOCOLATE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Oh yeah.

There's this, too. 

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NONE SHALT SURVIVE MY WALL OF PI!!!!!! 

hmmmm... what i need is an army. *creates an army* JOIN ME, PEOPLE OF THE PIE KINGDOM, FOR WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!! *Turns caps lock off* alright...I AM THE GENERAL OF THE PIEDONIA!!!! alright, i need a castle...*builds sinister-looking castle* and tanks *builds a fleet of self-driving tanks with pie cannons* and something that makes me look sinister *snaps fingers and is instantly covered in sinister-looking, high-tech black armor* annnnd weapons *pie blasters materialize in my hands* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! [}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}   

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*speaks into small recording device* 

"Agent M at the pie battlefield. Eight o'clock AM: Things are looking bleak out there. Pies--they're everywhere. And I don't just mean pie with an e. People are breaking out p-i pi--and the results are explosive."

*slides on black sunglasses*

*pauses*

*wipes off some whipped cream*

*puts sunglasses back on* 

"Things are looking grim, but...it's nothing the secret pie-ops can't handle."

*ducks back into underground hollowed-out pie base*

*static* *crackle noises* He-hello? Ultron? Do you copy?

Em! Shhhhh, we have to use code names. Just in case someone picks up on the signal. 

OH. Heh, oops. Um....BlizzardRod, do you copy?

BLIZZARDRod? I was supposed to be FlameBlade!

No, that's me! Remember? We talked about this! You agreed before-

Uh, yeah, no! I never agreed- *explosions and the splattering of pies* *static* -merald, important question, where are you?

Hey, what happened to code names? I'm in a safe spot. Not at the rendezvous point....that kinda got blown up. 

How do you blow up an entire radio tower??

Pies had explosives. No time to explain- just watch out for the chocolate ones. Where are you?

I was in part of the Top Secret Underground Pie Base. But one of the tunnels collapsed-ugh, there's so much sugar crusting on my joints! 

I take it that means you need me to come and rescue you?

No way! Never! I'll survive, just...as long as there's solar power, which...there isn't, because it's underground, but that's ok....*trails off, sound covered by explosions, yelling, and splattering of pies coming from outside*

*somehow manages to smirk over radio waves* I'll take that as a yes.  

PIIIIIIIIE! MUAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Hahahahaha! Prepare to be destroyed!

I think I'll sit this one out.

Too scared to compete? You should be. I am the ultimate thrower of pies.

I am the pie in the sky, looking at you...

I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't want to know.

Oh my Claaws, you just quoted The Secret of Kells. :D

*pies Viola?*

Okay, okay! *absconds*

All ye who remain, witness my wrath.

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So happy I found this thread!!!

*throws pie at everyone that has posted so far*

Hehehehe

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Guys, we got company! Micearenice at two o clock!

Sir, yes sir!

hit the base with those explosive-mega-amounts-of-cream pies of yours!

ALRIGHT!

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Ummm.... well, sorry Micearenice, instead of a base you now have a cream-covered crater, thanks to Reg.

Reg, wall of pies manuever.

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INCOMING FROM CATSCLAW'S CASTLE! EVACUATE THE SECRET UNDERGROUND PIE BASE!

*sets up retaliation cannons*

No, no, no, there's not enough time!

*scurries into escape tunnel just as--* 

KABOOOOOOOOOOOM

SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT 

*everything goes everywhere*

*Later: emerges from a tunnel, panting, at far edge of pie battlefield. Base is nothing but a crater.*

Mm mm mm. *surveys damage with steely gaze, then holds up walkie talkie* Secret Pie Operation...we have a new mission: Take down Catsclaw.

--Oh yeah, and find a new base. If you're in, meet me in the escape tunnel. *ducks back underground*

Alright, Reg, target Micearenice and then everyone else.

OKAY!

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*Rushes into secret tunnel panting* General Micearenice! I'm here! I don't know where everyone else chickened off to, but I am requesting permission to join the Secret Pie Ops., preferably as a Lieutenent? Trevor and Blaiyre also want to join, having the ranks of Colonel or Corporal if you allow it, sir- er, that is, m'am. As for how to take down Catsclaw, I say we hollow out this tunnel more to use as a base, then we can construct a Double Pie Pi catapult to put an end to our cat-loving menace. What do you think?