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Non-swearing swears
Non-swearing swears
We need a new one of these. For you newcomers; basically, what you do is make a list of "swear replacements". Things that you say instead of swearing. The lists always come out in hilarious ways, and I can't wait for you to see some! I'll post some later.
submitted by Rae
(September 15, 2017 - 1:57 pm)
(September 15, 2017 - 1:57 pm)
Cheese!
Cheese and crackers except Triscuits and those little single-serve-cheeses!
Hazel and Sonic hate you now!
YOU WILL DANCE.
Send you a farting llama!
Zeus and thunderbolts and stuff!
You bajeezus!
(September 19, 2017 - 8:28 pm)
- "Son of a muffin!"
- "SHHHHHHHHHHH-sugar"
- "Go die in a hole."
- "What a French showerhead!" (This one actually has nothing to do with French people at all, it's just an inside joke)
- "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...." (Practically the only Disney reference I know)
- "Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" (Monty Python reference)
- "Holy cats!"
- "Bowl sink."
(September 19, 2017 - 9:38 pm)
Yessss, Mulan! I have a couple friends who are obsessed with that movie and we use this quote all the time!
(September 21, 2017 - 7:31 am)
(September 20, 2017 - 12:38 pm)
These are gorgeous. Ok, here's a couple of mine:
/Swears/
Socks!
Chicken Nuggets.
Ffffffffishes!!!
Merlin's beard!
/Insults/
Not even Captian Jack Harkness would flirt with you. (Guess it's a popular one! Thank you, Internet!)
I don't mean to be cryptic, but just how many angry squirrels do you own?
/Exclamations/
Bunnies!
What the Huckleberry Finn?!
(September 20, 2017 - 2:39 pm)
Oh my dog!
You´re acting like Snape before the last book!
I am feeling low battery-ish today
You´re such a Grim (from harry potter)
Aw golly jee golly santa clawws (ha.....clawws get it)
GOAT CHEEEEEEEEEEESE
Pardon but are you very grumpy sir??
How could comment something with out 3 million recerences?? XD
(September 21, 2017 - 7:24 am)
mm star wars swears are pretty good like, "bantha fodder" and "kirff"
(September 25, 2017 - 3:37 am)