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Non-swearing swears
We need a new one of these. For you newcomers; basically, what you do is make a list of "swear replacements". Things that you say instead of swearing. The lists always come out in hilarious ways, and I can't wait for you to see some! I'll post some later.
submitted by Rae
(September 15, 2017 - 1:57 pm)
(September 15, 2017 - 1:57 pm)
Oh my goodness... SO MANY!
- VEGETARIAN POSTMAN! (Which is more of an insult than an exclamation)
- Son of a badger!
- Good gravy!
- Oh, shrapnel!
- DAG ZIPPIT!
- That's a load of fish buckets.
- FRAT HOUSE!
- HOLY CHICKEN NUGGETS!
- What the Mongoose?
- OH KIWI!
- Son of a pinapple!
- ICE CREAM!
- HOLY WEASELS!
- Son of a weasel!
- (really just any swear word rplaced with Weasel)
THat's all I got right now.
(September 15, 2017 - 4:48 pm)
-Good Grief Martha!!!
-O. M. Goodness!!!
-What in the name of hotdogs?!!?
(September 17, 2017 - 7:49 pm)
Gnard.
(September 17, 2017 - 9:41 pm)
I like to use Kyngdom references, like replacing the names of deities names like Claaws, Lunee or Celesti. "Oh, stars" and "sweet flame dragons of the north" work for exclamations to indicate that there has been a surprising and unfortunate occurrence.
(September 17, 2017 - 7:37 pm)
oh. my. blue whale tacos.
what the bleep
frink/frinking/frinkin'
bast
bast help me.
OMB (oh my bast)
thank bast,
by the ten realms of doom,
and mhat the ten realms of doom.
(September 18, 2017 - 9:54 pm)
- Ayn! (The more y's, the mor upset I am)
- Hecking
- You've gotta be joking me.
- Mate.
- FFFFFFF...hell.
I think I have more but I'm not going to post them yet.
(September 18, 2017 - 10:36 pm)
Holy schnitzel!
Crumpets!
(September 19, 2017 - 8:00 am)
My friend calls himself Crumpet! Oi, just random though xD
(He really likes Crumpets)
(September 19, 2017 - 12:16 pm)
Cheesecake.
Enough said. xD
(September 19, 2017 - 1:07 am)
~Son of a bisque! (Studio C, anyone?)
~Holy Shalonka!
~What the flute?
I can't think of anymore right now.
(September 19, 2017 - 6:57 am)
I love studio c! Have you seen the weather forecast one?
Anyway...
Cheese its!
Fudge!
Brown swiss! (Its a cow thing...xp)
(September 19, 2017 - 8:07 pm)
Yes XD XD the weather forecast one is my sister's favorite!
(September 20, 2017 - 10:04 pm)
Oh wow I have a lot.
>Quiznak || holy quiznak, what the quiznak, ect.
>You little Dalek!
>Not even Jack Harkness would flirt with you!!
>HOLY MOTHER OF GOATS
>JUSTIN'S HAT >basically like saying merlins beard or whatever<
>face pie.
>Zarkon said he wants his face back >more of an insult<
>not even lance would flirt with you. >again, another fandom insult<
>KALTENEKER!
>fluffing
>i rebuke your cow, i rebuke your mama's cow, and i rebuke your grandmama's cow!!
thats all I can think of right now.
(September 19, 2017 - 4:25 pm)
AHHH THE DW ONES *faints* Love it!
(September 19, 2017 - 11:58 pm)
Hehe, yeah they're pretty great :p
(September 20, 2017 - 12:34 pm)