These are so funny! Here's a few of mine:

~That time when my music teacher got so angry that he chucked a pencil across the room

~That time when my cousin broke a lightbulb with a mattress trying to build a fort

~Those two times when I accidentally elbowed my best friend in the eye and gave her a black eye* and those two times when we made that same friend laugh so hard she spit yogurt on me and my other friend  

~The time we were cleaning out my grandma's pantry and we found: a stack of sugar packets and jams and stuff taken from restaurants taking up a whole shelf, 30 paper cups that had been washed out??. 4 things of salt that had expired in 2009, 5 empty chip bags, a dead cockroach, and a ton of other stuff like that. 

~That time when I accidentally forgot to screw in the mixing bowl when I was doing a baking presentation in 4th grade and got cookie batter all over the place (oh gosh, it's making me cringe just thinking about it)

~That time when my aunt's hair got stuck in a blender

~That time when my basketball team got locked in a locker room and everyone was freaking out and no one could get cell service

~That time my sister and I went trick-or-treating as CRAYONS.

~That time I had an entire conversation with my friend using just quotes from The Office

*It's not my fault that she's short and I am always gesturing wildly when I talk! 

**I was 5, don't judge! 

I might do more later. 

That time when your brother gets possesed by Lucifer again and you don't know what the heck you're gonna do about it 'cause your gaurdian angel is outside having a staring contest over gummy bears, like usual.

That time when I was playing D&D and killed a baby so I could join a cult.

 ~That time when my dad & I played football at a restaurant with a sugar bag and got it in my aunt's purse. 

~That time when I broke a lightbulb with my head.

~Those many times when my sister and I have  quoted something or said a family joke that nobody else got and cracked up about it. 

~That time when I hit my head on ice and had ringing in my ears for two days. 

~That time when I wore a play scarf out in the rain and got it soaking wet. 

~That time when I almost got the ATV stuck in a mud puddle and almost couldn't get it out. 

~That time when I hit the wrong lever on the ATV and I started to dump the back (idk what it is called, but like what dump trucks have) instead of putting it in 4wheel drive. *

~That time when the swing broke while I was on it and I fell down the hill.**

~That time when my sister and I made a sin bin for our ice rink.*** xD xD xD

~That time when I was hiding in a tree at the edge of my yard and my neighbor's yard and I would have stayed out of sight, but my neighbor's dog betrayed me.

*The levers were in way different places too. xD 

**Ouch!

***We didn't end up using it. 

I'll post more later! I keep thinking of crazy things that have happened to me! xD 

That time in D and D when...

We killed 100 goblins by dropping a tower on them

We won a battle due to the intervention of a zombie named Shiela

My friend trolled a vampire to death

We battled a gigantic moustache  

That time in real life when...

My brother ended up pinned to the couch with a toy lightsaber

My friend gave her band a name that was so innapropriate they made her change it. She did it by accident

Our car tried to eat our dog

I went to the emergency room because of a spider bite, poison ivy, and a faulty bandaid 

We came home one day to find the house trashed because of a pig and the before mentioned cat 

-That time when I fell out of my boat in front of my crush and three opti world champions. 

-That time when we capsized some other people's boats and they didn't even notice.

-That time when a thirteen year old became Queen Of The World

-That time when my friend's mom threw my friend in the pool at a yacht club we shouldn't have been at, at 8 pm.

-That time when two of my friends and I started imitating a boy on our sailing team and didn't even notice when he stared at us.

-That time when we hiked from ILYC to Sail Newport to get Del's

-That time when I fell out of a moving J22*

-That time when I was undefeated in team racing and apparently won the opti Americas Cup

-That time when I went out to ice cream and ordered it in a ridiculously bad Irish accent.

-That time when we had a beanbag fight with the Devil Twins.

-That time when Evil Teddy stole Claire's tree and she dragged him up the hill to the Porta Potties that look like the scene of a murder and locked him in one, which then almost slid down the hill. **

*NOT pretty 

** That kid has serious issues 

Which is your favorite, and which would you like to hear more about? 

These are so funny!

-That time when I lost a water bottle, got a new one, lost the second one, and then found my first one.*

-That time when my brother said, "I know where it is! Um, where is it?"

-That time when my grandpa peeled way too many potatoes and they sat in the fridge getting gross for way too long.

-That time when we were going on a bit of a road trip and I was surrounded by stuff in the back and my dad tried to put something on my lap.** 

*I know where it was. I'm not sure if it's still at that place in Banff where you can walk on a glacier.

**I ended up basically reading the whole time.