From my music camp:

"Da da da da da da da, da da da, da da da da da da da-- YEEEEE!!!"

"Moist!"

"Happy, happy, happy..."

"Is it time for yapoochi?" 

"Bagel bites..."

"Don't drink the water!"

"If a shadow vowel was a woman, I would marry her!" 

Anything slamming violas (of course!)

Between me and some of my friends:

"Have you ever dropped out of society?"

"Don't park on the basketball court!"

"It's Medusu!"

"The keyboard is dead." 

With my brother:

"There's a guy downstairs!"

"Organic orange juice..."

"You killed my hair, and now it is dead."

"Ow, my bugbites!"

"Head hug." 

"I ask for apples, and you give me babies?" 

These are some out of context inside jokes that my cousin has said:

"You can't spell crap without rap" (he later realized he had just insulted the type of music that he likes)

"One more mayonnaise packet and I swear to God"

"This is why they call me the bottle flip guy" *tries to flip his gatorade bottle four times and misses all of them*

"I'm a goat... DAB!"

"So is this fort dope or nope"

"I'm breaking the rule, see, that sign says no smoking. I'm smoking hot!"

"The hoop's on the other side, Dingo butt!" 

"I'm petrified of snakes. PETRIFIED."

"Woah, that one smelled like a chili cheese dog!"

"Don't touch my donuts" 

- "I already OptiKnew everything in there."

- "THE SKUNKS HAVE RETURNED!"

- "I am the trapezer that goes oinga boinga, oinga boinga all day long!" My crew goes oinga boinga all day long!

- "No! You can't hit my marshmallow! My marshmallow is on starboard! Hey! PROTEST!"

- "... Sophia?" Here. "Sophia's phone?" Also here.

- " Alice had to protest herself!"

If you want context on any of these, just ask! 

"Have you been eating green beans?"

"My name is Tim!"

"Starfy the Tortilla Chip..Dun dun dudulun!"

"We love dementors!"

Aaah, my entire conversations with friends are inside jokes!!! Let's see...

~Low fat yogurt tubes!!!

~*In the middle of Cross Country practice* "Look, a bird!" *Everbody turns immediately and stares as a bird calmly flies past*

~(Used for anything that coul d be tripped on) "UNSAFE!!!!!!" Haha, I love XC

~"If you do not convert to Stanitariansim and continue to side with Larry we shall be forced to Stancrafice you."

~"I GOT THE SMELLING SALTS!!!"

~Tin can plants, which started an entire conversation about brick wall plants to keep out the eight legged pegasi, and how I was being framed as a thief of candle holders, and universe plants, and power plants and.... well it was actually the beginning of seventh grade, so I don't remember everything about it, but we talked about it for a reeeaally long time and it started a chain of very strange carpool conversations.

~[Insert twin brother's name] got kidnapped by wolves again!

~The world is going to end by being strangled by a giant worm with a tye dye name tag which had a spelling mistake on it so that we thought is said "wolf" but it really meant "worm" which is why we got it mixed up with the wolves who kidnapped my brother. The guy who sits on the moon and fishes from any Dreamworks movie it going to catch the worm on his hook and save everyone, only to have Peppa Pig eat the world. All of this was vey logical at the time by the way.

~Watch out for the mutant beaver apocalypse, the only safe place on earth will be Camelantelopia (aka Australia)!!!!!! (Also, this used to be logical)

~Your hair looks like peanut butter...

~It's Creepy Uncle Fire!!! He doesn't like the house that we made him...

~(To be said by my friend in a high Southern accent) "Do any of y'all want some peaches and cream?"

~Adding the word "grudgingly" to any verb

~Come [friend's name] let us walk with a purpose!

~Beary the Bear Bear! (Hi Kestrel!)

~Het

~Francis looks like a turtle

~Did you meet my tour guide, Jeremy?

~*My friend, in the middle of him eating lunch* "I'm hungry!" 

~It's Jem, not Will!!! 

So, there are some of them. I can't really think of any more recent ones right now, but we have sooooo many! 

My friend S and I (he's a guy, by the way) have a lot of these. 

- (In weird Valley Girl accent) S. You need some eyeliner. It will totally make your nose POP! 

- STOP! I wanna talk about cheese.

- DARICK! 

Wow...I'm here late! (As usual...)

"Okay! I'm gonna look now!" - We say this because my dad was driving with a guy and my dad asked if anyone was coming around the corner and the guy said 'Okay.'and my dad thought he meant that it was safe to go, but as soon as he stepped on the gas the guy said. "I'm gonna look now!" And my dad stepped on the brake really hard. 

"Just another bluegrass boy." I can't explain, you would have to hear the song.

"If you slurp enough maybe the waiter will come and five you more soda" 

Okee donkey! Here we go;

"Fooor Narniaaaa!"

"Ooonly at Barrington." *shakes head* (The course where here my golf team meets. If there's something random or wierd that can be found, its there. We once found a basted, cooked turkey laying in the woods.)

"The Russians have hacked us!"

"Princess Ponyyy!" (dont ask)

Well that's all that i rmember off the top of my head, ill post more if i remember them.

These are all quotes from movies...tell me if you know them! :D

"No more rhymes I mean it!" ... "Does anybody want a peanut?"

"What, what, what, what WHAT?!" 

"What ever it is...I'm against it!"