"Play like Fluffy the Bunny, not like Parker the fat dog." (orchestra friends; it's a loooooooong story)

XD Ashlee, yes! 

-long lost cous'

-Sisters! (Okay, so now I have to explain this one. My brothers friend, also a family friend, started calling my brother Browther, and then he started calling one of my friends sister.....And soon we suddenly have a thousand siblings......XD) 

-Rileeeeeeeeeeeee

-Berry nooooooooooooooooooooo (same family friend started calling my brother Berry from the Bee Movie. XD) 

-don't brake the shoeish (shoe-sh)!

-Pizza scar  

-Hades cat!

-Dey-took-our-jobs!  

-Curves! 

And...I have some more but they're probs not CB appropriate, so well stop there. I'm probably forgetting a lot that r tho, so lemme think and I'll get back to you.  

Oh, and if you want me to explain any others, I will.  

This isn't really a joke but whenever my friend and I have to say goodbye over text instead we say "Never say goodbye." Because REASONS!

"Uncle Bob!" (No I do not have an uncle named Bob, nor do my two friends with whom I share this joke.)

"Leatherpants." (Same two friends.)

"I have to tell you something." "Fire at will." "We saw the Roots yesterday." "SERIOUSLY!?!?!?" (I want to explain this one. So every time I see those same two friends, either the day before, or the same day, they saw their friends the Roots just before they saw me. And it happens so often that we've accepted it as a fact of life.)

"Wait, how old are you?" "Ella, really?" (This isn't exactly a joke, but Ella and I have the same birthday [same year, same month, same day, both at night] so it's funny when she forgets how old I am.) 

"Oh my Chuck, it was Crabbe again!" 

"Dean is a Disney princess. No, you don't get to argue." "I wasn't gonna." "Good."

Yep, I've got kooky friends. I'm pretty goofy too. :P

"Try our NEW chewy biscuits! They're gluten free, dairy free, nut free, chocolate free, fruit free, vegetable free, meat free, and, best of all, completely taste free! Batteries not included."

*in a terrible Italian accent* "Eet is not enuff to do ze vibrato, you must become ze vibrrrrato." (Orchestra friends.)

"YOU! PUT THE SWORD DOWN!"

"You're a liar and a thief, too. MOOOOTTHHHEERRRR!"

"Don't be more annoying than you need to be."

"Yams!" 

"TASS QUEEN SPAY!!"  

"[our music teacher] was a PE coach!" (He actually wasn't. It's a long story.)

"Nausica-a-a-a-a-a-a!"

*in a deep voice* "Macho Machus."

"wE cOUld drOWN woMAn!"

Our school banned 'roasting' people because even things intended to be jokes can be harmful to one's self esteem, etc. It didn't change anyone's behavior— We just came up with creative alternatives, such as "lightly sautéed" and "gently smoked with a side of green beans" and "broiled in turkey water".

"Don't fall into any black holes of stress and despair this summer!"

"Banana slips on man." (If you want to waste 6 seconds of your life, look it up. It's the silliest video ever created and my friend Andrew and I are weird enough to laugh at it.)

"Clothes!! My eyes!! You shouldn't be out her alone! Clothes! They could KILL you!!" (Long story.)

"Boy do I sure love singing overly vague, sad songs about unspecified people."

"What?!? Suspicious?? I'm not suspicious, YOU'RE suspicious!"

"Come hither to my castle and listen to my father talk. A LOT."

One of my theater friends, Daniel, accidentally convinced a sixth grader that his name was David, we thought it was funny, and now everyone calls him that. Sometimes I forget that's not his actual name. There's a kid in my grade who is really called David, and once I yelled, "DAVID!" and both of them turned around. It was hilarious.

"Jeez honey, I wasn't actually gonna kill him!" 

Here's more: 

"Shut up True."

"You aren't in my way!"

"Two meeces, one meeces." (The plural of mouse)

"Isn't that cactus beautiful?"  

-"DEMON SALAD!"

-"Ever. Of all time."

-This one's not really an inside joke but it's something I said and it was funny. There is a logical explanation. "No! It's my murder basement! MINE!"

-"Small child." (This one is really annoying)

-Eating ginger is cannibalism.

-Bracespaste.

-"Eww.." "What?" "I got blanket stuck in my braces. It sucks"

-"I want my final moments to be hugging Kaz Brekker." (We really want to put that on a shirt. Cause who wouldn't?)

That's all I can think of at the moment. I am willing to explain any of them. 

- "Sophia is now the coach and Jill is the Opti sailor. No, Coach Jill, you do not get to say anything."

- *sung in a TERRIBLE imitation of The Schuyler Sisters* "Sophi-ia---- A-lice-- And Francie! The Sailor Sisters!" (This was during a girls regatta when the three of us placed first, second, and third in a race. XD)

Just call me Meecesarenice! XP

The only one I can think of for now is, "These oreos are dough," and that's because I caught it in action...I'll be watching for inside jokes that I can post tomorrow. 

Does anyone actually read through these?