AE Mystery 

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

AE Mystery 

AE Mystery 

 

Hello, everyone. There has been so much mysterious AE work lately, what with Jarnen and--I believe her name was Cassia?--and all. Oh, and the matter of Fudimo, of course.

This is my invitation to AEs to solve this mystery! Tada!

Let me explain.

I happen to be gifted with owning some property in Chatterbox City, Down To Earth. I also happen to have lifted some equipment for analyzing crime and things from a peak in Kyngdom (kudos to you if you get the reference), and my skyscraper is absolutely YOURS to use! Hurray!

There you will be fitted with interrogation equipment, dangerous weapons, and a pie cookbook with the Masked Piester's autograph on the front!

This is a huge mystery, and it needs AEs to solve it. Oh, and...

Bring all suspicious AEs to me so I can kidnap them and take them to the dungeon for interrogation. DO NOT GO INTO THE DUNGEON--it's my secret-SPACE. NO SECRETS.

submitted by The AE Enlistor
(April 4, 2017 - 7:16 pm)

~Wind

I smirk as the Æ Enlistor nearly trips over his/her own cape. It takes a lot of self control to not roll my eyes as I turn to teller's other Æ, Blue, who is looking concerned about the Æ Enlistor. "Do you think the Enlistor is hurt?" She asks nervously, hitting her lip. Ok, I've gotta admit, I burst out laughing. 

"Seriously, you're concerned? I'd think it hilarious if the Enlistor fell flat on his or her face." She gasps.

"R-really?!"

I roll my eyes, not bothering to hide it this time. "Sometimes I wonder how you come from the same teller as me." I say. She looks down at her shoes.

"I probably shouldn't have come here in the first place." I hear her say quietly under her breath. I can't help thinking that she's right. She won't survive a minute here. As teller's favorite Æ, I'll make sure of it.

 

Ok, I know, I know. Wind's kinda mean. 

I am your favorite Æ right?

Wind, now would be a good time for you to be quiet. Anyways, I know he sounds mean, but seriously he's just like that. Don't judge, he's just jealous and mad that I got another Æ.

Am not!

Riiiiight. 

submitted by Wind+Blue, unsuspectingstrytllr
(April 11, 2017 - 5:08 pm)

The AE Enlistor swept back into the interrogation room in grand style--to discover that not an AE remained.

He or she swept into the elevator to check the offices...

Every cabinet door was open, the contents disgracefully scattered on the floor. He or she turned to the employee who was supposed to be cleaning up. "WHERE. ARE. THEY." He or she bellowed.

"The dungeon. That other employee, the one with the...was it, Chinese accent?...followed them from a distance." 

The AE Enlistor paused, looking quite shocked.

"The dungeon!" He or she croaked.

He or she had to get down there before one of them was killed, or worse...expelled. 

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My CAPTCHA says gene! YOU MEAN THE MURDERING SPIRIT GENETICS IN THE DUNGEON!? Did they touch those!?

*shakes head*

WHAT GENE DID THEY TOUCH!?

NONE BBUT THEY BRKE SOME TING ORTH ERRR. 

YOU DON'T SAY.... 

 

submitted by The AE Enlistor
(April 14, 2017 - 9:01 am)

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submitted by PLEASE post
(April 15, 2017 - 6:05 pm)

~blue

i am dragged downstairs by wind, who is seemingly annoyed at my presence. "not the dungeon!" I whimper. "the æ enlistor said not to go there!" wind rolls his eyes.

"that's why we're doing it! obviously." i sigh. he seems to live by a completely different set of rules. like he said before, i don't know how we came from the same teller. 

submitted by Blue, unsuspectingstrytllr
(April 17, 2017 - 6:44 pm)