AE Mystery
Chatterbox: Down to Earth
AE Mystery
AE Mystery
Hello, everyone. There has been so much mysterious AE work lately, what with Jarnen and--I believe her name was Cassia?--and all. Oh, and the matter of Fudimo, of course.
This is my invitation to AEs to solve this mystery! Tada!
Let me explain.
I happen to be gifted with owning some property in Chatterbox City, Down To Earth. I also happen to have lifted some equipment for analyzing crime and things from a peak in Kyngdom (kudos to you if you get the reference), and my skyscraper is absolutely YOURS to use! Hurray!
There you will be fitted with interrogation equipment, dangerous weapons, and a pie cookbook with the Masked Piester's autograph on the front!
This is a huge mystery, and it needs AEs to solve it. Oh, and...
Bring all suspicious AEs to me so I can kidnap them and take them to the dungeon for interrogation. DO NOT GO INTO THE DUNGEON--it's my secret-SPACE. NO SECRETS.
(April 4, 2017 - 7:16 pm)
Some hours or so until we start...However, any AE can join at any time.
(April 7, 2017 - 6:59 am)
Some hours or so until we start...However, any AE can join at any time.
(April 7, 2017 - 7:00 am)
As long as this place doesn't end up being carnivorous, I'm fine!
Ugh. Don't remind me.
Am I missing something?
Long story short, we enlisted for an AE mansion RP, and it turned out that the mansion-
ATE ME!
-yes, but other than that, it kinda died before we got out, so Mr. Waffleson had to teleport us.
Ok then.
(April 7, 2017 - 4:07 pm)
Ok, everyone, stay calm! None of you hold any chance of getting anywhere, until I come into the picture!
Typical. Gem, my female AE.
Your female AE! She's not yours, and neither am I!
Yes, and thats Sapphire. Also female. She, unlike Gem, does not like to take control of things. Instead she prefers to read a book or make everyone's life harder, its a hobby of hers...
Hey, Im Amber.
And that's Amber. He's a guy and hes sort of chilled and relaxed. He's kind of nerdy, but nice all the same. Very polite...unlike some AEs I could name.
(April 7, 2017 - 5:11 pm)
Hey Amber! Nice to see you here! Have you read any good books lately? Are you, um, going to the AE ball??
(April 8, 2017 - 2:19 pm)
*gasps* *walks up pulling Naax and Vanku by the ear* They're coming!
Do I have a choice.....
can I sleep?
No and No.
well in that case....IM REPORTING VANKU!
Whatever. Atleast I can sleep in the dungoun.
Is Noon alowed to go? Shes my capatcha. And has a hate-love crush on Naax.
Noon: temz
teams? There will be teams?
Oh no.....
(April 7, 2017 - 10:18 pm)
Starting! Anyone can still join at any time, and CAPTCHAs are welcome!
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The AEs stared up at the skyscraper in front of them in wonder and disappointment.
It reached into the sky, with every window reflecting a cloud. It's inside was hidden and the doors were closed--strange. The doors were midevial, and fit with iron hinges that gleamed in the sunlight.
The doors swept open and the AE Enlistor stepped out.
A silver Phantom of The Opera style mask covered his or her face and a black hood over his or her head. A black cloak dropped to his/her feet and he or she clutched a magnifying glass in his or her left hand.
"Welcome!" The voice of the strange person cried.
Some AEs mumbled and nudged themselves.
"I am here to give you opportunity to travel my halls and use my labs for the GREATER GOOD--AEs!!"
He or she swept them a graceful bow.
The AEs just stared.
"The crime labs are at the seventh floor. The offices--why are you groaning? Sitting at a desk all day is FUN--are at the sixth. The dung--BASEMENT is off limits. Bouncy house and pie floor is on the fifth. Deadly lasers and weapons are on the fourth. Interrogation chambers are on the third. THAT'S IT! I know exactly what to do! Follow me, everyone!"
The AEs exchanged quizzical glances. They weren't entirely liking this so far--except for the fifth floor. Cooped up at a skyscraper all day? Eek.
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They finally followed The Enlistor to the third floor.
It was a series of white cubicles with doors, each containing a table, two chairs, and a large flashlight.
"Pair up with an enemy--why don't we just practice interrogation techniques--" The Enlistor started to say, but was interrupted by INSERT GENERIC RINGTONE HERE.
"I have to go--STAY HERE! My staff--they showed up and volunteered for the job sometime after I announced we were going to investigate AE mysteries, and they each wear masks, oh, and one has this queer accent. For some odd reason they didn't want any job hours except when you're here--ANYWAYS! I gotta go, will be back soon!" The AE Enlistor sped off.
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My CAPTCHA says keyz. What? One of the staff stole my keys to the dungeon?
No, no, you must be wrong, I must've just misplaced them.
(April 8, 2017 - 7:33 am)
I will come! I don't know if i should turn myself in or not... I am kinda suspicious... and definitely out of the ordinary. But we'll see!
PS I promise not to mess anything up with my large wings :) I try (and fail) to be neat! But yeah.
~Zoey (Starseeker's AE)
PS Starseeker's CAPTCHA, who I guess is coming too, (Starfire Scales) says "puow". Pow. Um... I'd better keep her away from the dangerous weapons... sounds like she's ready to fight!
(April 8, 2017 - 9:34 pm)
SRIRACHA ANDROMEDA III: Joining! I love detectives and we need to do something about our disappearing AES!
ROSARIO THE REDPANDABLOSSOM: I don't know if this is the best idea. I mean, I agree with Grey. Pitting AEs against each other is not going to help us. And allowing AEs to choose who is "suspicious?" That sounds dangerous. It could lead to old prejudices.
SRIRACHA: And that "interrogation" sounds a little like torture.
But we're in!
(April 9, 2017 - 6:55 am)
Cloud's been captured... but you look suspicous. *Peeks in dugeon* Besides, I thought everyone knows Fudimo is behind it all(Or is it "cloud"?) Anyway, why not just use the actual thread.
(April 9, 2017 - 12:40 pm)
*coughs* this is a RP, not a single write *coughs*
:P
(April 9, 2017 - 5:49 pm)
(I'll be doing this from an outside perspective, 'kay? Good.)
Malachite watched the masked, oddly accented AE Enlistor try to sweep their cloak dramatically as they stalked out of the room, barely avoiding tripping over it.
<Hmm, offices. Most <extroverted> AEs wouldn't go in the offices. So, that would, I suppose be the best place to start! Also, I suppose I count as suspicious. After all, what AE isn't?>
She caught the eye of Estella, who walked over to a small and coincidentally convenient reading niche for two.
"I saw your questions when we started. I definitely agree that this is too fishy to let go. I mean... to turn all suspicious AEs in is basically a command to turn us all against each other. What do you say to finding other allies, then investigating this entire skyscraper, floor by floor? Together, with no treachery. If you know any AEs we can trust unconditionally, then invite them over! I'm always open."
(April 9, 2017 - 6:21 pm)
Oh, COME ON!!! Really teller, you just HAD to get another Æ?
Hey, I wasn't going to leave her there. She was begging to let her story out.
i was?... i'm sorry. i was kinda sad just being nothing in your head.
Well, you're here now.
Ugh, just what I need.
*shyly smiles* it feels nice to be appreciated... i'm blue by the way.
I wasn't being appreciative!
... oh... ok then...
Be nice Wind.
(April 9, 2017 - 7:20 pm)
I can help! But can you explain the mystery itself? I'm brand new here.
(April 10, 2017 - 12:07 pm)
Oh! Hey, Sib! Glad you could make it.
(April 12, 2017 - 5:45 pm)