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Cloudy Dweller: FRIENDS,ROMANS, COUNTREYMEN-
Rose Bud: um why am i in the location?
Cloudy: Hush I am giving my return to the chatterbox speech -as i was saying, HAIL MY FELLOW CHATTERBOXERS, I COME WITH GLAD TIDINGS OF A NEW SURVEY
Rose bud: *curtisies suspiciously*
Cloudy: rose bud, where is my phone?!?
Rose bud: Hmmmph. 5 seconds, that's got to be a new record for you not finding it. *hands over phone*
Cloudy: fight me...
Rose bud: I surrender! I am a Roman citizen! I protest! I am Voldemort! I am pie! I am ARTEMIS FOWL how darest thee touch me! (the rest of the speech is spoken in a condesending irish acent), I am a fairy! I am a koala! I am pie! I am moldy! No...wait....that itsn't right. I'm moldyvoldyiii.
Cloudy: Well I am a glitterific owner of three giant squids, two rabbits, fourteen stars, ten vials of mourning dewdrops from lituania, and a vampire who shops at the stores in the mall. BEAT THAT.
**Wildflower**: You are best friends, that is what you are. Could you please keep the exclamation points to a minimum?
Rose bud: We're actually just quietly passing the computer back and fourth on an inflatable mattress (CLOUDY GET OFF YOUR PHONE!)
Cloudy: i got WORD DOCUMENTS ON MY PHONE I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM WRITING NEW AGE ROMANCE LET'S JUST GET ON TO THE SURVEY (ends all conversation with pizzazz)
**Wildflower**: *Rolls eyes* see what I mean?
Cloudy: I said that I get to close it down!
Sooo, to business.
1. When you're pet fairy throws a temper tantrum, do you stick her in a book, singe her nose with an inflatable candle, or defy all magical laws and do something different?
Rose bud: Singe her nose with an inflatable candle. She needs to learn disipline.
Cloudy: I'd take it to the supreme court, JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED LIKE A CUPCAKE
2. You hear that the greatest asassin in all the land is coming to hunt you down for reasons unknown. What do you do?
Cloudy: OOH COOL CAN I LOCK HIM IN MY CLOSET TO DO MY PERSONAL BIDDING??
Rose bud: Conrad, we have an problem. Can you think your way out of this one?
3. If Cleopatra fell in love with one of your male paper dolls, what would your responce be?
Cloudy: I am a sucker for any sort of love. weird love? yep. paper doll love? you bet. finding rose bud a crush love? 130% yes.
Rose bud: Yeck. Love. My paper dolls aren't aloud to kiss.
4. How to get away with murder (of a popsicle)?
Rose bud: Didn't you right that on my logic book when we were supposed to be paying attention in class?
Cloudy: what happens in logic class stays in logic class.
5. Your blueberry pie explodes, and Piper Mcloud jumps out of it yelping that her cloak is on fire so she can't fly anymore. Your response:
Cloudy: Nobody knows who Piper is.
Rose bud: Somehow you totally brushed over the fact that I put Conrad in...
6. On a scale of 1-14, how crazy is Rose BUd?
Cloudy: 16
Rose bud: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 20899862803482534211706798214808 do ya'll remember the pi war?
7. Okay so Draco Malfoy runs up all out of breath and asks you if he can hide in your closet. What do you say?
Cloudy: *wiggles eyebrows*
Rose bud: Beware of the Macadonian Beslubbering Wolfhound!
8. Cats, seahorses, or rainbows?
Rose bud: Rainbows are like a dream. Always just beyond reach, always in the act of fading. They are like a shimmer of magic through the sky; a glimpse of the dream world. Well what do you think I'm gonna pick? CATS of course!
Cloudy: Did you know that male seahorses carry the baby seahorse after the mommy gives birth in thier little tummy pouches???
9. While you are studying for the ACT, your pencil suddenly leaps into the air and is caught by a strange hand from another dimension. You have just enough time to grab the hand before it disppears. Do you grab it?
Rose bud: *Checks to see if she has silver on* oh yeah! Let's go to Hybris!
Cloudy: I hug it and thank the hand for saving my pencil.
10. Chicken Salad or Pasta Salad
Cloudy: Chicken salad!!
Rose bud: Mango!
11. So for some reason me, you, and Shadowmoon are together (Cloudy is still busy in her alternate dimension), and all three of us sprout wings and our eyes all strangly resemble those of Snow White. Your response:
Cloudy: i will use my newfound power to take over the world !!!
Rose bud: Without Cloudy's phone to steal, I take Shadow's iPod and listen to For King and Country in the choas (funny thing is, I can't remember either person's password for more than 3 seconds).
12. Okay, so you live with your grandma in an apartment above a bakery in Paris, where you work making creme rolls and honey buns. You want to become a doctor, but you don't have the money for Medical School. One day an attractive young business owner of a multi million euro company walks into the bakery and tells you he will pay your way into med school if you become his personal psychologist as he is mourning the loss of his goldfish Murphy? Your response?
Rose bud: The way you were building up to this (for example NOT LETTING ME SEE while you were typing), made me thing that it had something to do with me... especially because you asked my mom how to spell siciatrist.
Cloudy: I'd take that deal in a heartbeat
13. FICTIONAL CRUSHES??????????
Rose bud: I answered last time. So long! Moldy Voldy out!
Cloudy:Ciao Amore!
Rose bud: Isn't that what you were writing on my eraser when we were supposed to be paying attention in Latin?
Cloudy:Italian ismore important than latin don't let those evil teachers corrupt you.
Rose bud: Funny the things that we do in class... okay so Cloudy likes Dracula, Draco Malfoy, Snape (was that a joke?), and a bunch of other people that I can't remember.
Cloudy: hey well rose bud agreed to buy me a vampire!!!!
Rose bud: Let's end this before she decides to announce my fictional crush...goodbye
submitted by Cloudy Dweller, age and, Rose bud
(June 21, 2016 - 10:14 am)
(June 21, 2016 - 10:14 am)
Fun!
1. When you're pet fairy throws a temper tantrum, do you stick her in a book, singe her nose with an inflatable candle, or defy all magical laws and do something different? Inflatable candle. Definetly.
2. You hear that the greatest asassin in all the land is coming to hunt you down for reasons unknown. What do you do? I pack my bow&arrows, knife, and crazy Æs and go off in search of him to hunt him down first.
3. If Cleopatra fell in love with one of your male paper dolls, what would your responce be? I would give the poor thing the paper doll. It might dissuade her from commiting suicide later!
4. How to get away with murder (of a popsicle)? Popsicle? Oh. Yes! First, I kidnap it from 111 Freezer Avenue. Then, I lick it for a while. Then, I give to the neighbor's cat to lick for a while. Then, I lick it for 3 minutes or so, until nothing is left to give the police any clue.
5. Your blueberry pie explodes, and Piper Mcloud jumps out of it yelping that her cloak is on fire so she can't fly anymore. Your response: I throw another pie that I was baking at Piper's cloak to put out the fire. But of course, it misses and hits her face. That'll teach her to go messing around in other people's pies.
6. On a scale of 1-14, how crazy is Rose BUd? 12 1/2.
7. Okay so Draco Malfoy runs up all out of breath and asks you if he can hide in your closet. What do you say? I ask for his autograph. (Okay, so maybe he's a jerk. But still, Harry Potter!)
8. Cats, seahorses, or rainbows? Cats, of course.
9. While you are studying for the ACT, your pencil suddenly leaps into the air and is caught by a strange hand from another dimension. You have just enough time to grab the hand before it disppears. Do you grab it? Yes. Now I finally know how all the pencils keep disappearing in my house! (seriously, my mom just bought a 12-pack and I only got one. I have no idea where the rest are.
10. Chicken Salad or Pasta Salad CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES! YAY!
11. So for some reason me, you, and Shadowmoon are together (Cloudy is still busy in her alternate dimension), and all three of us sprout wings and our eyes all strangly resemble those of Snow White. Your response: I start flying around, and then my wings get tired and I fall into a castle, in the process breaking a mirror with a face on it.
12. Okay, so you live with your grandma in an apartment above a bakery in Paris, where you work making creme rolls and honey buns. You want to become a doctor, but you don't have the money for Medical School. One day an attractive young business owner of a multi million euro company walks into the bakery and tells you he will pay your way into med school if you become his personal psychologist as he is mourning the loss of his goldfish Murphy? Your response? Well, I first snick a honey bun to munch on while I decide. Then I say I will, as long as he changes the name Murphy to Swiss Chard the Kingess of Floogaloola. (Really weird, but I'm feeling goofy as it is nearly ten o'clock.) Then three weeks later, I decide that I don't even want to be a doctor anymore. I'd rather be a writer. So he fires me. Thank goodness. No more looking at scrapbooks of boring goldfish pictures.
13. FICTIONAL CRUSHES?????????? Hmm... lots, but I really need to go to bed.
(June 22, 2016 - 8:46 pm)
Cool!
1.
Stuff her in a book, stick it on the shelf, and remember her a few days later.
2.
AAAAAGH! NO NO NO! Actually, I'd be quite flattered that someone would send the greatest asassin in all the land to hunt me down.
3.
Run away as fast as possible and hope Egypt ends up okay with such a weird
queen.
4.
Call in the greatest asassin
in all the land to do away with it.
5.
Pinch myself.
6.
2!
7.
'Let me ask my parents first.'
8.
Seahorses!!!
9.
Have you taken the practice ACT? It's kinda scary. Especially if the person
behind you has a habit of jiggling his legs, and happens to be a super tall
high schooler. But anyway, I would be frozen in place analyzing it and seeing
if it was a prank or not and decide it was real and run away screaming.
So...no.
10.
Pasta salad!
11. My response: WINGS! And: Yes, I finally got to meet you, Rose
Bud! And: Our eyes are identical! And: Oh, man, this is too good to be true.
I'm probably dreaming.
12.
Sure! Our honey buns can cure anyone's depression!
13.
I don't have any fictional crushes...OR DO I?!?!? (No, I really don't.)
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Chip says, "Funy!" Chip thinks this survey is funny! Me too!
(June 22, 2016 - 4:41 pm)
Surveys! I love these.
1. Stick her in a book, of course. *whips out volume of Where to Stick Pet Faries*
2. Panic. That's my specialty.
3. What paper dolls?
4. EAT IT. AND DISCARD THE EVIDENCE.
5. "OHMYGOSH, it's Piper Mcloud from, like, the BEST BOOK EVER! AAAAH!" Then I'd probably freak out, run around a bit, then get a huge bucket of water and dump it on her. Mourn loss of pie.
6. 6.283
7. "Sure. Stuff yourself behind the winter coats. Want a muffin while you hide?"
8. Rainbows! Whee! Magic! Fun! Sparkles!
9. Why not? It has to be more exciting than studying.
10. Pasta salad. With pesto. (I'm a sucker for pesto, almost as much so as muffins.)
11. "AWESOME!" *does loopdeloops*
12. What a deal, I'm in!
13. Oh, look at the time, I have to go! *zips out*
(June 22, 2016 - 4:48 pm)
Thanks for the awesome survey, you guys!
You're hilarious.
(June 22, 2016 - 4:52 pm)
1. I'd give her to my sister, duh!
2. Change my name to Hermione Granger, and move to Hogwarts.
3. I would totally take her, and give her the what for! Three words: Doll's don't date.
4. "Lock the doors, and pray that they don't have blasters." -Star Wars Episode Four: A New Hope
5. "Who are you, and why are you in my pie?"
6. A whole different scale.
7. Excuse me? No.
8. Seahorses. >breaks into song randomly< Under the Sea...
9. Oh yeah! Let's Seize the Day! And the hand! That made no sense!
10. Pasta salad!
11. I'll grab one of Rose bud's Ear buds (I did that on purpose) and listen to For King and Country with her. IT'S NOT OVER YET!
12. Um...okay?
13. Huckleberry Finn, Spot Conlon, and Racetrack Higgins.
(June 22, 2016 - 7:11 pm)
(June 22, 2016 - 8:17 pm)
SURVEY!!!!! I luv surveys.
1. When you're pet fairy throws a temper tantrum, do you stick her in a book, singe her nose with an inflatable candle, or defy all magical laws and do something different?
Hmm. I stick her in da book.
2. You hear that the greatest asassin in all the land is coming to hunt you down for reasons unknown. What do you do?
I CALL DEATHBRINGER!!! HE WILL SAVE ME!! (You're gonna save me, right?)
3. If Cleopatra fell in love with one of your male paper dolls, what would your responce be?
I'd slap her.
4. How to get away with murder (of a popsicle)?
I eat all the evidance.
5. Your blueberry pie explodes, and Piper Mcloud jumps out of it yelping that her cloak is on fire so she can't fly anymore. Your response:
I dunno who Piper Mcloud is. But I'd probablt tear her cloaak off and eat it. It's made out of blueberries, right? (Deathbringer says no. Dang it.)
6. On a scale of 1-14, how crazy is Rose BUd?
Normally, 2, but yesterday, 98.
7. Okay so Draco Malfoy runs up all out of breath and asks you if he can hide in your closet. What do you say?
I smack him silly until he's unconsious, then mail him to Cloudy.
8. Cats, seahorses, or rainbows?
RAINBOW KITTIES!!
(Deathbringer says I've been reading to many books by Tui T. Sutherland.)
9. While you are studying for the ACT, your pencil suddenly leaps into the air and is caught by a strange hand from another dimension. You have just enough time to grab the hand before it disppears. Do you grab it?
I smack the hand.
10. Chicken Salad or Pasta Salad?
Pasta salad.
11. So for some reason me, you, and Shadowmoon are together (Cloudy is still busy in her alternate dimension), and all three of us sprout wings and our eyes all strangly resemble those of Snow White. Your response:
I fly around the room screaming a song from Peter Pan. (YOU CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!)
12. Okay, so you live with your grandma in an apartment above a bakery in Paris, where you work making creme rolls and honey buns. You want to become a doctor, but you don't have the money for Medical School. One day an attractive young business owner of a multi million euro company walks into the bakery and tells you he will pay your way into med school if you become his personal psychologist as he is mourning the loss of his goldfish Murphy? Your response?
I smack him and become an author.
13. FICTIONAL CRUSHES??????????
Deathbringer. Yes he's a dragon, but who cares. Also, a bit Murtagh. But I ship him and Nasuada too much. I'd fight Glory for Deathbringer though, if I was a dragon.
I is awesome.
(June 23, 2016 - 7:30 am)
SHIP!!!!! Musuada? Nurtagh? I don't even know the ship name! And I've read the entire series twice!
Luna just said ribb! A word! Her second one!
(June 23, 2016 - 7:55 pm)
I know, right?! I should look it up ...
Sloth says dtwo. Ditto? I didn't know you were a fan of that ship!
(June 24, 2016 - 3:13 pm)
My favorite For King and Country songs are 'Proof of Your Love,' 'Run Wild,' and 'Long Live.'
Tardis, I've heard some Third Day songs including Sould on Fire.
(June 23, 2016 - 8:33 am)
@Rose bud
I love Soul on Fire! But my favorite christian music band has to be MercyMe.
Sorry if I'm butting in on a conversation between you and Tardis.
Elle said pbah! Like Pumbaa from the Lion King! Are you a fan of that too? I thought taht your favorit musical was Wicked! Who knew?
(June 23, 2016 - 10:50 am)
I reread my post really quickly and thought I had written "salad on fire." Beware of flaming salads, CBers!
(June 23, 2016 - 10:53 am)
1. Stick her in a book or lock her in her cage.
2. When the assassin shows up I would calmly attack him with my mad pet fairy,my Æs and CAPTCHA and my IceWing(see wings of fire).
3. I don't have any paper dolls but I would tell Cleopatra she should be dead.
4. As soon as I had the Popsicle I would excuse myself run somewhere private,murder the Popsicle and then eat it to hide the evidence.
5. I would take off Piper's cloak and remind her she doesn't need a cloak to fly. After she's gone I would eat the pie.
6. It depends.
7. I would ask him what he was running from. If it was bad and evil enough I would let him hide.
8. I agree with Rose Bud. Cats!
9. I will pretend nothing is happening and get another pencil.
10. I don't like salad. End of story.
11. I would fly around and then chat with Shadowmoon about wings of fire like nothing is going on. And to be nice I would lend Rose Bud my iPad
12. I'm squeamish. I would never become a doctor.
13. Isn't that what this thread is for? http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/blababoutbooks/node/192846
(June 23, 2016 - 6:50 pm)
1. When you're pet fairy throws a temper tantrum, do you stick her in a book, singe her nose with an inflatable candle, or defy all magical laws and do something different?
DEFY ALL MAGICAL LAWS!!! Force her to listen to Justin Beiber and suffer in silent misery until she obeys!!!
2. You hear that the greatest asassin in all the land is coming to hunt you down for reasons unknown. What do you do?
Think to myself: What would Alexander Hamilton do? Or Lin? Then panic and send a fully armed battalion to destroy him, and then finally wonder why the heck the greatest assasin in the world is tryng to kill me.
3. If Cleopatra fell in love with one of your male paper dolls, what would your responce be?
*Sniff* I only have female paper dolls! I tried male paper dolls but they were dragged off by Boudicca. Then I would wonder how Cleopatra got here in the first place and beg her to show me her time machine so that I can find Alexander Hamilton and make him listen to Hamilton.
4. How to get away with murder (of a popsicle)?
Blame it on the assasin who tried to kill me earlier. He just barely survived the fully armed battalion. Wow, he really is good.
5. Your blueberry pie explodes, and Piper Mcloud jumps out of it yelping that her cloak is on fire so she can't fly anymore. Your response:
First of all, who is Piper Mcloud? Second of all, wow she mut be really tiny if she can fit inside a blueberry pie, and really heat resistant if she can survive being baked in the oven, and really good at holding her breath to be in a pie for so long, in which case I am very impressed with Piper Mcloud and will help her save her cloak and fly. If not, then it must be a really huge, uncooked pie with oxygen tanks inside, in which case I am now very angry with Piper Mcloud for exploding such an amazing pie and will most certainly not help her. As an afterthought, I would wonder how exactly is any of this possible at all?
6. On a scale of 1-14, how crazy is Rose BUd?
I don't know, I think I would have to get to know her better before I decide that, but based on this survey I would say... approximately 187.39642
7. Okay so Draco Malfoy runs up all out of breath and asks you if he can hide in your closet. What do you say?
What do expect me to do, carry around a portable closet wherever I go? Actually yes, yes I do have my portable closet with me but why would you want to hide in it anyways? It's full of moths and old tea kettles. My non-portable, permanent closet is much nicer. It smells like peppermint.
8. Cats, seahorses, or rainbows?
RAINBOW SEACATS!!!!!!
9. While you are studying for the ACT, your pencil suddenly leaps into the air and is caught by a strange hand from another dimension. You have just enough time to grab the hand before it disppears. Do you grab it?
How do I know if I have enough time to grab it before it disappears? How do I know when it will disappear? What dimension is it from? YES!!! I must rescue my magical jumping pencil from this evil hand and restore peace and order to the galaxy!!!
10. Chicken Salad or Pasta Salad
I'm with Rose Bud on this. Mango all the way!!!
11. So for some reason me, you, and Shadowmoon are together (Cloudy is still busy in her alternate dimension), and all three of us sprout wings and our eyes all strangly resemble those of Snow White. Your response:
Well, first I would try out my wings af fly, of course, but after that I would start to wonder about the snow white eyes. Ok just looked them up. The colour seems close to my eye colour, but they're 2 dimensional. Ooooh maybe that was her hand from teh second dimension that grabbed my pencil! And why is Cloudy busy in an alternate dimension? Did she take my pencil? Is she secretly Snow White?
12. Okay, so you live with your grandma in an apartment above a bakery in Paris, where you work making creme rolls and honey buns. You want to become a doctor, but you don't have the money for Medical School. One day an attractive young business owner of a multi million euro company walks into the bakery and tells you he will pay your way into med school if you become his personal psychologist as he is mourning the loss of his goldfish Murphy? Your response?
No!!! Not Murphy!!! I will summon Enoch from Mrs. Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children with Cleopatra's time machine and book character machine and have him save Murphy, then quit medical school because I don't want to be a doctor and then use the money to go to Hamilton a couple dozen times, and donate the rest to charity.
13. FICTIONAL CRUSHES??????????
I don't have crushes.
Wow. That took a really long time.
(June 23, 2016 - 8:45 pm)
1. do something different (i'll get rid of her. i dont fancy fairies much)
2. asassinate him first. if i can't, i'll... make friends with him. waaait, it could be a 'her' too.
3. i don't have paper dolls. but ASSUMING i have male paper dolls, i'll tell cleo that the paper dolls are not alive and that anthony was a better choice than that paper doll.
4. don't do it. or cover up all evidence and do it when everyone's asleep. sneak to the fridge, take the popsicle out and..... chomp hard on it, releasing all the juice inside it. remember not to dirty anything tho!
5. who is piper?
6. the golden ratio (1. 61803 blahblah)
7. why dont you hide in your own vanishing closet?
8. seahorses
9. follow the hand. i dont like tests
10. CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!
11. find out how to get rid of the troublesome wings.
12. same as cloudy
13. DON"T JUDGE: anakin skywalker, snape, sirius, sherlock, will traynor, percy jackson. i've stop liking most of them now tho
(June 28, 2016 - 4:33 am)