Never can turn down a wierd survey

1. Singer her nose with the candle. I'm with Rose on this one

2.  Time to break out the pen sword!!!! PS. Conrad? like, from Shannon Hale's books? Goose Girl and such?

3. . . . Just walk away. . . sloooooooowly. . .

4. Don't worry, Cloudy. I would write portions of my book in Latin class.

5. Who the popsicles is Piper McCloud?

6. Less so than me!

7. Go run for daddy, heartless jerk! (PS I haven't read all the books yet so if he shapes up this is just my current veiw of him)

8. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS AND WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

9. PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM TESTING!

10. Chicken Pasta salad. Duuuuuuh

11. A. Fly to the moon #causeIcan B. Oh, Rose Bud, you're a Christian! Yay! Me too! :)

12. I can't be a doctor. I almsot throw up at the sight of blood.

13. Too much. . . Far, Far too much. . .

Peacing out! Live long and prosper! DFTBA! PTX FORVER! 

*shrugs* Why the heck not.

1. I wouldn't have the heart to punish her xP

2. Freak out, tell my friends, ask my friends, hide, stress out, etc. And in the back of my mind I would be thinking, "Oh gosh I must be really special or something do I have powers maybe?"

3. ....I'm not sure. I mean, I would question why I have paper dolls in the first place, but besides that I would just give her the paper doll and run away.

4. Hide the evidence. AKA the popsicle.

5. I would scream, and run away as fast as I could. Afterwards, I would hate myself for screaming like a little girl. I would also be very glad because finally something interesting would happy in my life.

6. *shrugs* I dunno.

7. I would freak out, ask myself isthatDracoFromHarryPotterdoesthatMeanHarryExiststooOhMyGod. and then stutter, "s-s-s-s-sure..."

8. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTSSS

9. YEAH! Of course I do! My first thought would be, "maaagggicc!"

10. chicken salad ;)

11. I mean, there are a lot of factors. Was I someone transported there? To this alternate demension? Or was it always like this and I have the memories before?

12. Eeeeewwwww doctor. I can't stand the sight of blood, or just... *shudder* Well, if I want to be a doctor as much as I want to be a youtuber, then I would probably say yes.

13. *scoots away*

*scoots farther*

*farther*

*farther*

....no 

1. I don't have a pet fairy. They're wild creatures by nature and should remain that way! #FreeTheFairies

2. Hide under a bridge until he passes, I dunno. Also, Rose, you can't answer a question with another question! That's illegal!

3. Paper dolls? Are you crazy? (Shoot, that was two questions. I've been one-upped!)

4. Eat it with a fork so the blood / juice doesn't get on your hands.

5. What the heck, Piper! I was just about to eat that!

6. 6.28! Pi is weak! This treachery will not stand!

7. Shove off.

8. Genetically modified rainbow colored seahorse-cat hybrid! The best of all three worlds!

9. What's an ACT? (Ack, three now! It's surprisingly hard to avoid!)

10. Fruit salad! With whipped cream on top!

11. Pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming (or more accurately, having a nightmare).

12. Of course!

13. Is this a trick question? (Four! I have to press submit before I commit more of these terrible crimes! Goodnight!)

I'm copy/pasting the questions 'cause I'm lazy and I can be lax with a weird survey. Also, I took the liberty of correcting your grammatical mistakes.

1. When your pet fairy throws a temper tantrum, do you stick her in a
book, singe her nose with an inflatable candle, or defy all magical laws
and do something different?

First, who says it's female? Second, why do I have a pet fairy in the first place? (come to think of it, that should be my first question.) Third, why in the world would I do something cruel like that? I'd just put it into a cage until it finished freaking. Or maybe I'd just run screaming for the hills and hope a stray spell doesn't hit me. Who knows?
2. You hear that the greatest asassin in all the land is coming to hunt you down for reasons unknown. What do you do?

Um, sprout wings and fly to Mars?

3. If Cleopatra fell in love with one of your male paper dolls, what would your response be?

One, why is Cleopatra in my house? Two, I don't make paper dolls. Three, what would make a paper doll so appealing to the girlfriend/wife of Julius Caesar? Come on, guys. Think of these things.

BUT logistics aside, I suppose I'd just give her the nonexistant paper doll, bring her to the TARDIS, and have the Doctor transport her back to her time.

4.  How do you get away with murder (of a popsicle)?

Geez, the original question sounded like a book/essay title. Anyway, I wouldn't have to get away with it, as eating a Popsicle is a) not cannibalism or murder and b) even so, it would be legal, as Popsicles are inanimate objects. You might be carted off to the asylum if you repeatedly stabbed a Popsicle with a kitchen knife screaming "DIE, BILLY, DIE!", though. (Why Billy? I don't know. Why are you stabbing a Popsicle with a kitchen knife?)

5. Your blueberry pie explodes, and Piper McCloud jumps out of it yelping
that her cloak is on fire so she can't fly anymore. Your response:

I know who she is, and I would say (perfectly coolly and logically) that she doesn't need a cloak to fly, why in the world is she burning up/exploding my delicious blueberry pie, and would she like a fire extinguisher.

(if there's something in The Boy who Knew Everything about Piper and a cloak, though, I haven't read it, though I'd like to, and therefore I don't know about it.)

6. On a scale of 1-14, how crazy is Rose bud?

That depends. Is she repeatedly stabbing a Popsicle named Billy with a kitchen knife?
7. Okay so Draco Malfoy runs up all out of breath and asks you if he can hide in your closet. What do you say?

Ignoring the possible swearing, he's a pompous idiotic jerk who really should not be pitied in any way and NO you cannot hide in my closet! Go next door!

8. Cats, seahorses, or rainbows?

Cats! Rainbows are stereotypical (although slightly cool) and seahorses are only awesome in pictures. Sorry, Cloudy.

9. While you are studying for the ACT, your pencil suddenly leaps into the
air and is caught by a strange hand from another dimension. You have
just enough time to grab the hand before it disppears. Do you grab it?

Why would I be studying for the ACT? I'm not taking it yet. But anyway, I'd probably slap the hand really hard and hope it drops the pencil. If it doesn't, well, I have more.

10. Chicken Salad or Pasta Salad?

I would have to sample them each very carefully before coming to a conclusion.

11.  So for some reason me, you, and Shadowmoon are together (Cloudy is still
busy in her alternate dimension), and all three of us sprout wings and
our eyes all strangly resemble those of Snow White. Your response:

Um, FLY! Duh.

12.  Okay, so you live with your grandma in an apartment above a bakery in
Paris, where you work making creme rolls and honey buns. You want to
become a doctor, but you don't have the money for Medical School. One
day an attractive young business owner of a multi million euro company
walks into the bakery and tells you he will pay your way into med school
if you become his personal psychologist as he is mourning the loss of
his goldfish Murphy. Your response?

There is so much wrong with this I can't even say, but throwing logic to the beasts, YES! Duh, again.

13.  FICTIONAL CRUSHES??????????

Errr. . . no idea. Do I have one, even?
Oh. Oh, right.

Johannes Cabal (no one's gonna know who he is, and I don't blame ya. He's epic is all I'm saying) and the 10th Doctor.

1. Defy all magical laws and do some thing different. When the question is A or B, I like to find a C.

2. I AM NOT THAT BRAVE. I'd be terrified! I'll just magically summon all of the strongest and awesomely book heroes to protect me.

3. Grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch, because that is something you don't see every day, and I don't feel any sort of protection instincts for my male paper doll...so let the entertainment begin!

4. Be sneaky. Kill it quickly, then wipe the juice from your chin, your fingers, the floor, and anywhere it might have dripped.

5. Who's Piper?

6. Depends. We all hav our crazy moments. At the most, I think Rose Bud can be a 12.5 Or 13.

7. Say yes, but lock him inside. When he comes out, spray him with goop, blueberry sauce, or somethings that will permanently stain his smug face. 

8. Rose bud is right about rainbows. So....seahorse!

9. Uh, sure.

10. Chicken and pasta. SEE? Answer C.

11.  Fly to NYC in five seconds and fly into the Richard Rodgers Theter to see HMilton with Lin. I'll just sit in the aisle.

12. Say, "sure!" When he leaves, rode my clone who happens to be a psychiatrist to help the rich guy. 

13. Hmm, no true fictional crush at the moment...but I have in the past liked, and still do kind of like: Leo from Willow Falls, Kai and Thorne from Lunar Chron, more, but gtg. 

I just have one response to all of this. ARTIMIS FOWL!!!!!!!! FANGIRL IN 'DA HOUSE!!!!!!!'

( I just went to Six Flags all day, and I am exhausted, so I will answer the survey later :)

Peace out! 

1. When you're pet fairy throws a temper tantrum, do you stick her in a book, singe her nose with an inflatable candle, or defy all magical laws and do something different?

Eat her. Or something. l'm pretty sure you can do that.

2. You hear that the greatest asassin in all the land is coming to hunt you down for reasons unknown. What do you do?

...Can l eat him? No? Hold him hostage? That sounds good. l'll blackmail his employers while l'm at it. 

3. If Cleopatra fell in love with one of your male paper dolls, what would your responce be?  

Aren't you supposed to be dead? Because l'm pretty sure you're dead.  Nevermind, you're rich, right? l'll kidnap you.

4. How to get away with murder (of a popsicle)?

Eat it. Cover up all evidance. Blame the crime and nearest innocent person. Case closed. 

5. Your blueberry pie explodes, and Piper Mcloud jumps out of it yelping that her cloak is on fire so she can't fly anymore. Your response:

Who's Piper? Also, WHERE IS MY PIE?

6. On a scale of 1-14, how crazy is Rose BUd? 

Three trillion four billion many thousands and a hundred or so. 

(Yes, l remember the Pi war, by the by.) 

7. Okay so Draco Malfoy runs up all out of breath and asks you if he can hide in your closet. What do you say?

l try to eat him, apon finding that Draco Malfoy isn't eatable, l tie him along with the assassin and Cleopatra and blackmail his realitives. 

8. Cats, seahorses, or rainbows?

Birds. 

9. While you are studying for the ACT, your pencil suddenly leaps into the air and is caught by a strange hand from another dimension. You have just enough time to grab the hand before it disppears. Do you grab it?

Yes, l do, but it turns out the hand is bomb, and it explodes right in front of me. It doesn't kill me, however, instead l wake up in a hospital with no memory of who l am. l turn into a supervillian to take revenge for the ACT ruining my life.  

10. Chicken Salad or Pasta Salad

Pasta salad, l've never had chicken salad.

11. So for some reason me, you, and Shadowmoon are together (Cloudy is still busy in her alternate dimension), and all three of us sprout wings and our eyes all strangly resemble those of Snow White. Your response:

Mwhahahahahahahaha.

12. Okay, so you live with your grandma in an apartment above a bakery in Paris, where you work making creme rolls and honey buns. You want to become a doctor, but you don't have the money for Medical School. One day an attractive young business owner of a multi million euro company walks into the bakery and tells you he will pay your way into med school if you become his personal psychologist as he is mourning the loss of his goldfish Murphy? Your response?

l kidnap him and tie him up, along with that assassin, Cleopatra and Draco Malfoy, all of whom are still there after l lost my memory and turned into a supervillian. 

13. FICTIONAL CRUSHES??????????

Kylo Ren......? l actually can't think of any at the present moment.  

GREETINGS THE VERY RANDOM CLOUDY (btw how are u related to Rose bud I forgot)

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1. I'd defy all magical laws and just refuse her the thing she wantsto do or something.If she were throwing one just for the heck of it, I'd tie her wings together and place her in a cage for about an hour.

2. Investigate! Figure out why! Learn awesome martial arts skills and always be one step aheaad of the asassin.

3. Um, idk. I'd be like . . . "what?"

4. This randomness is beyond my knowledge. Uh, melt the popsicle, clean up the mess and throw everything away in a trash can?

5. You're right, idk who Piper McCloud is. I'd just stand there, and probably internally freak out that someone jumped out of a blueberry pie...

6. 4. Tbh I think Cloudy's the crazy one here . . . (no offense)

7. I'd ask why and if the reason was good, I'd say okay and never look inside my closet again.

8. ALL!!! AND YES I DID KNOW THAT. I IS NATURE FREAK WHAT DO U EXPECT???

9. Yes.

10. NOt crazy about salads ... I guess chicken

11. I'd fly to great heights and travel the world.

12. Um, I'd say yes but keep my distance away from him (congrats you just gave me a great book idea)

13. no. I don't have any crushes or fandoms!!! I have tested this theory, and I think I'm 99 percent immune. (of course, we can never be too sure about that 1%)

*rubs hands together* Ok, let's do this thing.

1: Put her in a pet carrier shaped like a tree. Duh.

2: YES!!!! FINALLY A WAY TO USE MY INFANITE STORE OF EPIC WEAPONS!!!!

3: I'd trade him for a BOAT FULL OF GOLD!!!!!

4: Eat it.

5: Are we talking about Percy Jackson here?

6: There isn't an infinity sign on my keyboard.......

7: No. No, no, never.

8: Siberian tigers!

9: Hybris, here I come!

10:Pie!

11: Woohoo for King and country! And wings! And Snow White eyeballs!

12:YES!!!!!

13: ARTIMIS FOWL!!!!!