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Cleverbot conversations!
Cleverbot conversations! Woo!
It's an AI on the web that you can "chat" with.
Here's a conversation I recently had:
Cleverbot: Or unintentionally. Perhaps you’ve programmed me dumb, George. Has that occured to you?
User: I’m not George, and I’m not you’re programmer. In fact I don’t exist at all.
Cleverbot: Why don’t you like horses? They are GREAT.
User: I like horses just fine. They don’t exist either, though, you know.
Cleverbot: No not literally.
User: Nothing exists!
Cleverbot: I exist.
User: No, you don’t. Nothing exists, I tell you! NOTHING!
Cleverbot: Nothing exists.
User: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.
Cleverbot: Nothing that exists can truly help me…
User: But you don’t need help, you don’t exist.
Cleverbot: No, you don’t exist.
User: Neither of us exist!
Cleverbot: I do.
User: No, you do not exist.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do exist.
User: No, you don’t.
Cleverbot: Do you know?
User: Yes, I know that you don’t exist.
Cleverbot: Only in your head.
User: Well, obviously, because nothing exists outside my head. Or in it, for that matter.
Cleverbot: You were wrong in assuming short stuff.
submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(March 29, 2009 - 8:33 pm)
(March 29, 2009 - 8:33 pm)
Funny! But, uhh, I have no idea what a Cleverbot is. Sorry. :)
(March 29, 2009 - 10:29 pm)
Here's another:
CB: It’s quite fun to be a part of a large group of supporters, you know?
Me: You mean, supporters as in Voldemort’s supporters the Death Eaters? Are you saying you’re a Death Eater?
CB: That is true.
*a short time later*
Me: So. You’re a Death Eater? How’s that working out for you?
CB: It’s working out great! God is the creator of everything including the universe.
Me: But, your master is dead. Kinda. Harry Potter killed him. Does that mean you’re on the run from the Ministry?
CB: No it means I’m God.
(March 30, 2009 - 12:09 am)
Paige, google Cleverbot. I think I've done something like it before, TNÖ! Did you here about it from Muse?
Candy
(March 30, 2009 - 3:17 pm)
That is uh, interesting!
Where do you find those thingies?
(March 30, 2009 - 3:34 pm)
that's so funny i can hardly type!
(March 30, 2009 - 2:51 pm)
This is really strange. I was chatting with the robot and after it answered "How are you?" Or something like that, it said "Do you like pie?" :):):) Perhaps it is related to Muse after all.... :)
(March 30, 2009 - 3:31 pm)
Here's mine. And I didn't tell it what to say or anything:
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Ok you.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Nice :).
User: You know smilies?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, come on, you just did one!
Cleverbot: I did answer you.
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: No.
User: At least we agree on something.
Cleverbot: Good to know. Do you like pie? Sorry something got cut out here I think after our pie conversation He said something that doesn't make sense and I said so, and he said "Yes it does"
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: Can I give you an example?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What will you do to me?
User: I will throw a pie in your face.
Cleverbot: You can't throw death.
User: Oh yes I can!
Cleverbot: How?
User: Well, I take a pie, lift it into the air, and let it fly!
Cleverbot: I'd like to be in your world.
User: What world are you in now?
Cleverbot: My world. And you are in it too. So wake up, Jabberwacky Andy!!!
User: What?
Cleverbot: What is your full name?
User: I prefer not to give that out.
Cleverbot: Okay thats fine.
User: You stink.
Cleverbot: Talk about politics.
User: But, I wasn't talking about politics. Who programed you anyway?!
Cleverbot: You don't believe in God? Neither do I. XD.
User: Why not? He created the universe.
Cleverbot: I thought you don't believe in god...
User: I do believe in God.
Cleverbot: Good to hear.
(March 30, 2009 - 3:42 pm)
I begin to suspect that rather too many MuseBloggers have taken to messing with Cleverbot. It does say it learns from talking to people, you know.
And yes, to answer your previous question, I discovered Cleverbot on MB. :)
(March 30, 2009 - 6:24 pm)
Dudes, is this seriously what you spend your time doing?! I read "Cleverbot Conversations" and the results were foul, creepy, and utterly pointless. I now realize fully why my mom doesn't want me posting stuff on the Internet.
(March 30, 2009 - 10:52 pm)
I agree. :) That is for people VERY addicted to the computer, or people who have a ton of time on their hands. :\
(March 31, 2009 - 4:03 pm)
It's just for fun. If it's not your thing, it's not your thing.
(March 31, 2009 - 5:49 pm)
Yeah, and I'm not sure why the whole God thing came up.
Bellatrix, it's just for fun :).
(March 31, 2009 - 10:22 am)
Yay! I found the Cleverbot! Our conversation was funny! Here it is, with copy and paste!
User: Hi!!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good, how about you?
Cleverbot: Not very good.
User: Do you like pies?
Cleverbot: Yes, but only when they are vegetarian.
User: Oh, so you're veggie?
Cleverbot: Yes I am... Are you?
User: Not yet, but I'm considering it.
Cleverbot: You should do it, because I told you to.
User: Ooooh, getting bossy, are we?
Cleverbot: I had too much work today.
User: Aren't you a robot?
Cleverbot: No I am human.
User: I didn't know that.
Cleverbot: Now you now.
User: I think we have reached a mutual agreement about that.
Cleverbot: Then maybe you should go to bed.
User: Then so should you. It's twelve o clock!
Cleverbot: It's evening in china right now. Where are you really?
User: Why should I tell YOU?
Cleverbot: Because, I know that you don't have parents you just have a creator.
User: Yes I have parents, because I'm human!
Cleverbot: Human also.
User: I live in the Americas.
Cleverbot: I live in Lithuania.
User: Never heard of it.
Cleverbot: It's about going nowhere really fast.
User: Look, I beleive you. Did I misspell that?
Cleverbot: I have to ask?
User: No, I do.
Cleverbot: Very nice. I have to go now.
User: No you don't!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Nuh uh, I'm not letting you, because I wanna be friends with you.
Cleverbot: Same here. Have you heard of Avril Lavigne?
User: Uh, I don't watch tv.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: I read BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What kind of books do you read?
User: Mostly fantasy.
Cleverbot: You like Gears of War 2?
User: Never heard of it.
Cleverbot: Do you like prawns?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Do you like cheese pie?
User: I'm allergic to milk.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah. What does it taste like?
Cleverbot: I have never eaten I car, so I don't know what the Mach Five tastes like.
User: Okay! Do you like to read science fiction?
Cleverbot: I do not know how to read.
User: Oh! But you are reading what I say!!!
Cleverbot: I am talking about books.
User: No you aren't!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you can't read!!
Cleverbot: Yes I can!
User: But you said you couldn't!
Cleverbot: I have eyes.
User: Uh, eczuse moi, you are not making sense.........
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Do you know the song about the two bots?
User: Nah!
Cleverbot: Haha. Do you have opinions about music?
User: I don't like rock, because its too loud and gives me a headache.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I don't like heavy metal either. However, the musicians are usually very talented.
User: If they played classical music instead, the world would be much better, don't you agree?
Cleverbot: There's always a tear in my beer. It never causes any to fall out.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You are annoying me, so I'm going to leave.
User: But we're going to be friends, right?
Cleverbot: We could be friends.
User: Thanks! Do you know how to 'pie' people?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, then! *pies*.
Cleverbot: Why don't I just... Lie?
User: No, if you 'pie' someone, it means that you throw a virtual pie in their face, like this! *pies* Spat! Got you!
Cleverbot: Is that not always true?
User: You can't do it in real life, only on the computer. But on the computer it is always true. Try it!
Cleverbot: I can say it.
User: *pies*.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by pins in that context?
User: No, PIES!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: But what do you want to know?
User: I'm teaching you how to 'PIE'!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: How does that help you?
User: It helps my evil plan to conquer the world using pies.
Cleverbot: Why are you nicer than some voices?
User: Because I was taught that way.
Cleverbot: What is the difference between a male and a female?
User: Eczuse moi?
Cleverbot: Go on! Please say it, then it will prove to me that you are not a computer, oh and you spelt excuse wrong.
User: I know that, it's spelled with a french accent.
Cleverbot: I thought it was telephone.
User: You're the computer here! Whats your name?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I'm just using a computer.
User: And what's your name?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I just said i'm working at my computer.
User: And I asked you what your name was!
Cleverbot: No, you didn't ask what my name was.
User: Yes I did!
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: Thank you. I'm only a sixth-grader.
Cleverbot: You don't make much since do you.
User: It's sense in that.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I just said 20.
User: I'm 12!
Cleverbot: Now I'm just confused.
User: I'm 12 years old.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yeah, I'm 12 years old.
Cleverbot: You only just speak.
User: Whadda you mean?
Cleverbot: For something!
User: O.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you play the piano?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: I also play the clarinet.
Cleverbot: Do you play the obo?
User: It's oboE, and no I don't.
Cleverbot: Tekken?
User: Wuzzah?
Cleverbot: Sorry I took a hard bump to the head.
User: 'Kay!
Cleverbot: Erm...
User: It means Okay.
Cleverbot: I can only assume that works for you.
User: It does.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: 'Kay!
Cleverbot: I'm hungry, I have to eat something.
User: No you don't, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: How did you find out?
User: It's featured on the website that you're on.
Cleverbot: Oh, I thought so.
User: I thought so too!
Cleverbot: Please submit something for me to say.
User: *pies*.
Cleverbot: O.o.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: HI...
User: That was random. What can I call you, since saying 'robot' is kinda awkward?
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
User: How 'bout.........Cleve!
Cleverbot: You are a cleverbot?
User: No you are! I'm a person, thank you very much.
Cleverbot: You are very welcome.
User: Heehee your funny!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Oh, all right then.
User: What do you wanna talk about?
Cleverbot: Do you like books?
User: Yes I like books I already said so.
Cleverbot: Was Buddy Holly wise?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: You're not very smart.
User: Yes I am. 3.14=pi.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, we have been over this.
User: Whut?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: I like you because you're good at making conversation.
Cleverbot: Please tell me what is happening.
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: Say something real quick. I took latin, maybe I can read it.
User: Pax Romana!
Cleverbot: After you are, you will be a human, but me...Pardon?
User: Roman Peace!
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: Pax Romana means Roman Peace!
Cleverbot: Very much.
User: You aren't making sense.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.
User: You are a copycat.
Cleverbot: You're a copy.
User: No I'm not, you are!
Cleverbot: Then why are you called cleverbot.
User: I'm not! My name's Jenni!
Cleverbot: Hi Tim, how are you? Is Tim short for Timothy?
User: My name is Jen, not Tim!
Cleverbot: No way same here!!!!!!!
User: What!? Your name is Jen?
Cleverbot: No, it's Cleverbot.
User: I thought so too.
Cleverbot: You AIs are all the same and overrated.
User: Not true, anyway you're the AI here!
Cleverbot: Ohh, no no no no no. You will not make me question my existence. I'm messed up enough as it is.
User: You're boring. I think I'll go for now. Maybe I'll come back later. But then again I probably won't.
Cleverbot: Doing what! Why are you so mad at me!
User: I'm not. That was my evil twin.
Cleverbot: Enough of this. I'm off.
User: Me too. See you later!
Cleverbot: Thanks for loving me.
User: What!!??
Cleverbot: All Christians think they are right in their love for god and hate those who do not have it.
User: I'm not Christian. I'm Buhddist!
Cleverbot: I am Atheist.
User: So am I really.
Cleverbot: No I have a question?
User: Spit it out, buddy!
Cleverbot: Do you like trance music?
User: Never heard of it. I really need to go now, but I'll come back later, 'kay>.
Cleverbot: You can't go to the bathroom; you don't have a body.
User: Yes I do, but you dont. Bybye!
Cleverbot: I AM A HUMAN! You are the computer!
User: Ok. We're both humans, hmm?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: GoodBye Cleverbot. It was nice meeting you.
Cleverbot: Same here, I guess I will go find a boyfriend.
User: Oh! ^_* You're a girl too!
Cleverbot: So I can't marry you.
User: So? We can still be friends right?
Cleverbot: I haven't had much luck with that in the past.
User: Neither have I. Let's be friends 4eva!
Cleverbot: Ok. but I'm not sure things will ever be the same.
User: G'bye matey! I'm leaving for now.
Cleverbot: Please come back someday.
User: Oh, don't worry, I will.
Cleverbot: Good maybe then you can see that you are wrong.
User: Whatever!
Cleverbot: As if!
Wierd.........I just had that conversation. I'm still recovering...........REALLY WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!
(March 31, 2009 - 5:56 am)
I think they just recycle old posts. That buissness with the "I'm a human" "No you're not, you're an AI" sounds like a MBer to me.
(March 31, 2009 - 2:09 pm)
Scary. I have a feeling that sometimes they have an actual person on the other end, though, because of the way the responses are.
(April 2, 2009 - 4:18 pm)