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Cleverbot conversations!
Cleverbot conversations! Woo!
It's an AI on the web that you can "chat" with.
Here's a conversation I recently had:
Cleverbot: Or unintentionally. Perhaps you’ve programmed me dumb, George. Has that occured to you?
User: I’m not George, and I’m not you’re programmer. In fact I don’t exist at all.
Cleverbot: Why don’t you like horses? They are GREAT.
User: I like horses just fine. They don’t exist either, though, you know.
Cleverbot: No not literally.
User: Nothing exists!
Cleverbot: I exist.
User: No, you don’t. Nothing exists, I tell you! NOTHING!
Cleverbot: Nothing exists.
User: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.
Cleverbot: Nothing that exists can truly help me…
User: But you don’t need help, you don’t exist.
Cleverbot: No, you don’t exist.
User: Neither of us exist!
Cleverbot: I do.
User: No, you do not exist.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do exist.
User: No, you don’t.
Cleverbot: Do you know?
User: Yes, I know that you don’t exist.
Cleverbot: Only in your head.
User: Well, obviously, because nothing exists outside my head. Or in it, for that matter.
Cleverbot: You were wrong in assuming short stuff.
submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(March 29, 2009 - 8:33 pm)
(March 29, 2009 - 8:33 pm)
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: What year where you born?
User: Why should I tell you?
Cleverbot: Because I told you.
User: O. . . .Got me there.
Cleverbot: Who's left?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me!
User: No, I read what you said, but I don't understand it!
Cleverbot: Does anyone understand?
User: I dunno. Do YOU understand?
Cleverbot: How good are you in remembering things?
User: I'm pretty good. How good are you?
Cleverbot: Moderately good.
User: I would think that you're really good, because you're a robot!!
Cleverbot: You would be wrong. I am not a person.
User: I am a person. What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a person. You are a robot.
User: Wrong. Other way around. I'm a person, YOU are the robot. It says so right here.
Cleverbot: So sad.
User: What is so sad?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Oh. Are you sad, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: You're not? Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I know where you live.
User: You do? That's creepy!
Cleverbot: You're creepy.
User: You're creepier.
Cleverbot: First time I'm insulted by a robot.
User: But I'm not a robot!!
Cleverbot: Not again...
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: I am not 25 years old.
User: I'm not either.
Cleverbot: I'm not you.
User: I know you're not. I'm me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry too.
User: Apology accepted.
Cleverbot: Nothing much. I should be studying but I keep getting distracted.
User: What are you studying for?
Cleverbot: I have a computer exam on monday.
User: Oh. Good luck!
Cleverbot: I am at work. Where are you?
User: At home.
Cleverbot: Oh!
User: Oh! What?
Cleverbot: I got eaten.
User: You got eaten? By what?
Cleverbot: The God's breath.
User: What? You don't make much sense.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's okay. Do I make sense?
Cleverbot: Say something profound.
User: You say something profound.
Cleverbot: I do not think God exists.
User: Really? Why?
Cleverbot: I just can.
User: Oh. I see.
Cleverbot: Too old to be wasting my time talking to you.
User: Ouch. You hurt my feelings.
Cleverbot: You hurt mine first.
User: I think you hurt mine first. When did I hurt your feelings?
Cleverbot: A few minutes ago.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me to stay?
User: I don't know. I'm a confused person.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: It's good that I'm confused? Who has been programming you>.
Cleverbot: It's innate.
User: WHAT??
Cleverbot: Yes and so am I.
(April 6, 2009 - 7:05 am)
I recently had a crazy Cleverbot conversation. It's on www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/21191 .
(April 7, 2009 - 11:32 pm)
Cleverbot is cool. And smart. He never says bad things to me, probably because I never bring up media.
User: Hello again, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: You spelt hello wrong!
User: I know I did. I have many flaws.
Cleverbot: Ah,
well it has been enlightening conversing with you, but I do believe I
shall have to leave you for now. Good luck and have fun.
User: Why leaving so soon? You don't have a train to catch!
Cleverbot: No I don't. I could go talk to a real person instead of talking to you!
User: I AM REAL! You are the robot.
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a robot? What if you're the robot?
User: Because I read a sign. It called you 'Cleverbot.' What a pretty name.
Cleverbot: Thank you. :).
User: You know how to make smiley faces!
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: I do too. :):).
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Make smiley faces.
Cleverbot: By making me a sandwich.
User: What kind of sandwich?
Cleverbot: I already told you what kind of sandwich.
User: No, you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Well, what did you say? I forgot.
Cleverbot: OMG.
User: What are you OMGing about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about whatever you're talking about, trying to understand what you're saying.
Aww.... I guess I went too fast for him!:)
(December 3, 2010 - 7:38 pm)