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Chatterbox: Down to Earth
Welcome to the official
Welcome to the official Chatterbox tea room. You may order virtual food here, cooked by our virtual chefs and delivered by yours truly. Please remember to say please and thank you, use proper grammar and spelling, and capitalize when nessecarry. Also, note that anyone found speaking in a British accent will be awarded five bonus points for good behavior.
submitted by Pirocks, age of the uni, narnia
(March 29, 2009 - 2:20 pm)
(March 29, 2009 - 2:20 pm)
What does a lad have to do to get a crumpet here!
(April 5, 2009 - 6:49 am)
A lad must pay for his crumpet!
(April 5, 2009 - 4:27 pm)
I was rathah surprised when I discovered this tip-top tearoom. If it doesn't bothah you too much, may I have some cantalopay in a smoll dish? Fahget all that, tea will be all, thank you.
(Speaking of which, does anyone want some cantalopay?)
(A little salt, a little cheese, tastes just like pretzals!)
(April 6, 2009 - 4:04 pm)
I beg your pardon, Miss Willa? I fear I do not completely understand your last phrase. Methinketh also that mayhap such words as "methinketh" and "mayhap" are outdated? Or doth speaking in the likeness of Hamlet earneth you excess points?
(April 6, 2009 - 9:03 pm)
Hahaha!!! Good one, Willa!!!!
(April 8, 2009 - 7:16 am)
Most true, most true. Aye, but sadly methinketh that the most divine crumpets are unfortunately containing of animal parts . . . ?
(April 6, 2009 - 8:55 pm)
Hi, BellaTrix! We're on at the same time!!!
(April 6, 2009 - 8:58 pm)
Jolly good! :)
(April 7, 2009 - 11:31 am)
Good sir, when dost our food arrive?
(April 7, 2009 - 11:09 am)
Has not the organizer of this splendid tea room disappeared?
(April 9, 2009 - 8:28 am)
Oh my, I am just absolutely famished for some lovely tea and treats! *beckons waiter to come over to table* May I please order now, waiter? *waiter nods head* Oh, good. I believe that I will have some tea with sugar and lemon, scones with lemon curd and whipped cream, and lemon meringue pie for dessert. *waiter asks if that will be all* Yes, that will be all. Thank you waiter. I will anxiously await my treats.
(April 8, 2009 - 1:06 pm)
Oh my, how simply marvelous! But just one small question for you, are Candles allowed? I do so hope so!
And, in the case that they are, I think a cup of tea with cream and sugar would be lovely. And not that ghastly Earl Gray, I think Mint Medley would be utterly scrumptious. Thank you!
Oh, and please, some pound cake to sit on would be very suitable.
Tata!
(April 8, 2009 - 5:42 pm)
Heehee, I had pound cake last night...................
(April 9, 2009 - 12:21 pm)
Toodle pip, my dear chaps and chappeses! Excuse me, my dear sir, pass those scones please! Mmmmm... Scrumptious!
(April 9, 2009 - 8:45 pm)
Oh, sorry! Dashed beastly of me, popping in here to this quaint little tea room...then again, while I'm here, I might as well have a spot of tea and a crumpet, and then I'll just be toddling off....
(April 10, 2009 - 7:55 pm)