Welcome to the official
Chatterbox: Down to Earth
Welcome to the official
Welcome to the official Chatterbox tea room. You may order virtual food here, cooked by our virtual chefs and delivered by yours truly. Please remember to say please and thank you, use proper grammar and spelling, and capitalize when nessecarry. Also, note that anyone found speaking in a British accent will be awarded five bonus points for good behavior.
submitted by Pirocks, age of the uni, narnia
(March 29, 2009 - 2:20 pm)
(March 29, 2009 - 2:20 pm)
Could I please have a steaming hot bowl of chicken noodle soup!?
p.s How do you talk in a Brittish accent? I WANT BONUS POINTS!!!!
(March 29, 2009 - 7:14 pm)
I would like three chocolate chip cookies and a cup of tea, please.
P.S. I am glad that you also like proper spelling and grammar (although you spelled "necessary" like "nessecarry").
(March 29, 2009 - 8:37 pm)
*waves frantically*
Waiter!?
I would like a biscuit, water with gas, and some strawberries, please.
Thank you.
(March 29, 2009 - 8:37 pm)
in a British accent:
Hello, may I please have a peice of carrot cake and a small cup of lemonade? Thank you. This may be a fine afternoon after all. *smiles happily and sips lemonade*
Cool idea, Pirocks!!
(March 31, 2009 - 2:33 pm)
(in a British accent)
One hard-boiled duck egg, please.
(March 31, 2009 - 5:16 pm)
*becomes British*. Good morning, my good lad. Can I have a crumpet, please? Blimey! This is good! Well, cheerio!
(April 1, 2009 - 6:32 am)
You know, sometimes I wonder if they actually do say cheerio in England anymore. It may be our silly American version. :D
Oh, and I want... uh... do you have a menu?
(April 1, 2009 - 6:45 pm)
I think they might say "cheers" now, more than "cheerio."
(April 10, 2009 - 7:49 pm)
"May I please have some veal cutlets with a dash of lemon and some string beans? And a biscuit and cup of coffee to go with it, m'dear. Thank you ever so much." (all in British accent)
(April 1, 2009 - 1:23 pm)
(suddenly talks in a British voice) Hello! Why thank you for being ever so grand to start quite a wonderful Chatterbox tea room. Why, look at all the people! (hehe) Now, May I please have some Barley cake and warm tea! Thank you ever so much!
(April 1, 2009 - 4:54 pm)
Abandons all use of British accent...
Can I have a diet water (:D), a veggie burger, and exactly three and a half lemon drops, no more, no less? Also, a peice of apple pie and marionberry icecream that I will be mad at myself for eating afterwards because I will have to go jump hurdles in track and then my dessert will weigh me down and I will fall and everyone including Kake will laugh at me and I will be sad and then I will decide that I shouldn't have eaten dessert because that distracted me from my puncuation and almost this entire thread is a giant run-on sentence so in that case I will have a diet water, veggie burger and exactly three and a half lemon drops?
Thank you, I will be here till thursday :D:D:D:D
I should be on Broadway, my emotions are amazing (Joke!! Joke!!! I'm not actually serious because I can't act!!!)
(April 1, 2009 - 10:40 pm)
*In a ridiculously exaggerated british accent* Hello, I would like Tea, Crumpets, and raspberry jam.
(April 2, 2009 - 4:03 pm)
Thank you ever so much for starting this tea room. Tea is rather delicious, no? Anyway, may I have a glass of milk with honey and cinnamon?
(April 2, 2009 - 5:14 pm)
Waiter, I'd like a cup of tea, please. Milk, 2 sugars. Thank you ever so much, good fellow! *that was all in British accent*
(April 4, 2009 - 8:17 am)
'Tis a most sophisticated Tea Room, this. More to the point, would you, by chance, have vegetarian items on your menu? It would be much appreciated if 'twas so. Jolly good.
(April 4, 2009 - 9:48 am)