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WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!
WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are not exactly sure what this is, sort the DtE posts by replies and go to the last page.
It is time!!! The race to conquer the world is here! Again!!! I wanted to do this so that all CBers, old and new, can participate. So, create your teams, choose your weapons, and be sure to gather plenty of lemmings. ALL AEs ARE WELCOME!!!!! ALL AEs ARE DEFINITLY WELCOME!!!! IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN AE, YOU ARE FREE TO CREATE ONE IF YOU WANT TO!!! THANK YOU, NOW I WILL TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK!!!
Start by filling out this form:
Name:
AEs, if any:
CAPCHAs, if any:
Preferred Weapons: Up to three. These can be anything from hippogriphs to sonic donuts.
Home Base Location: Anywhere. Hogwarts, Alaska, Hong Kong, Narnia, Google, Camp NaNo, etc.
Team: If you are unsure, don't fill this out just yet
If you want to create a team, fill out this form:
Team Name:
Team Color:
Headquarters:
Resons to Join this Team:
Here we go!
submitted by Jarvis, age ???, Edinburgh, Scotland
(November 26, 2015 - 4:53 pm)
(November 26, 2015 - 4:53 pm)
Thank you! I'm joining Team Triumph! MWHAHAHA!!!!!!!! THINK OF THE FUTER WITH TEAM TRIUMPH!!!!!! MILLIONS OF PIE WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! ALL THOSE WHO SAY NO TO THE SUPREME PIE TEM, TEAM TRIUMHP, WILL GET A PIE IN THE FACE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! PIES SHALL BE THE SUPREME TRPE OF FOOD!!!!!!!!! PIE WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!
(PIE ARMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIE HAIRDOS!!!!!!!!!! PIE EVERY- Ahem! I have to cut that sentence off because
A. pie hairdos would be dum.
B. Pie armore would look really dorky, plus really uncomfortable.
C. You can't make everything out of pies. This is me, the slightly calmer side of Chinchilla.) Oh. I might of went a little overboard with that. Eh, doesn't matter. I'd actually like a CAPCHA. it's name will be:
Frederick. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! PIES RULE!!!!!!!!!! :') I'm crying happy little tears. yay!
"azam!" Frederick, you should stop watching magic shows before bedtime, I think it's getting to you.
(December 4, 2015 - 1:25 pm)
Sure, Applejaguar! I didn't know you wanted to be on our team, but you are now!
(December 4, 2015 - 10:37 am)
Praetor balletandbow's forces have claimed San Fran! We have spelled the locals into being our slaves, and armed them with 100 mechpenswords(Mechanical pencil/swords) and 20 pheonixs. The other forces (200 mechpenswords, 300 wands, 280 pheonixs, 200 locals, and LOTS of pies)are moving off somewhere with the 100 guns we found in San Fran.
(December 4, 2015 - 11:17 am)
I left 100 wands, 300 pies, and 50 pheonixs at Camp Jupiter, Sorry!
(December 4, 2015 - 11:20 am)
Cho, we need to start arming our forces and getting our home base ready (food, water, bubble gum and such, in case of seige or something.)
(December 4, 2015 - 4:12 pm)
TEAM EVERYTHING has claimed the nuclear test sites in Nevada! We have bad fanfiction shields, so watch out!
(December 4, 2015 - 6:21 pm)
Our home base is moved! It is now Alcatraz Island!!!
Allow me, General Scylla, to organize the forces! I, in sea monster form, will lead the Nereids and sharks in assault on Southern California! We are leaving Hallia in dragon form to guard the island. Perhaps if she protects it she will become a full-size shape-shifter? So our army of Phoenixes, Unicorns, and Hydras will attempt to weaken Colorado, and the Storm Dragons will come to finish the job.
Is it possible to capture Ancient Mesopotamia?
(December 4, 2015 - 6:27 pm)
Calling the generals of TJNWDE! We need to rally our forces and get cracking! I propose the Inkwell and Rome as our first targets. I will give out chocolate to those who need it.
See you on the battlefield!
(December 4, 2015 - 8:32 pm)
Team Triumph has just claimed Atlantis.
OK, this is getting kind of confusing. I think we need a map of this land! (Otherwise, um, we might attack a teritory that one person says is near Atlantis, while the other insists that it's right next to Chicago.) We could draw a map of this strange land, then post the map.
Crying for joy: :') Blush: :") :*) Laughing and crying: ;'D Guy with mustache: :3 Someone doing an "OH!" moment: :6 Someone chewing bubblgum, or eating: :1
(December 4, 2015 - 8:44 pm)
Team EVERYTHING has claimed London, England! There is a force of dictionaries awaiting you upon entry, so beware! Also, anyone who is unrurely will be drenched in tea. Oh, and there are 100 prepositions surrounding the Big Ben. G'day to you!
(December 4, 2015 - 9:12 pm)
I'm working on it y'all.
Just please wait a minute.
Team TJNDWE has captured the not very well known city of Forks! (Yes like in Twilight, but the city DOES exist in WA.) We have gained 300 rabid forest animals as a weapon. (I am leaving 100 out of our 300 lightsaber, and 100 out of our 250 bows with unlimited ammo at our base in Middle earth.)
We have also captured Rome! We have gained 100 Percy Jackson monsters as weapons. (I am leaving 150/300 rabid forest animals, and 150/300 HP wands.)
Hey everyone else! Hey out and claim land!! We have three more claims today!!!
(December 5, 2015 - 8:25 am)
A: I agree with the alliance thing.
B: Team EVERYTHING has claimed Dublin, Ireland! We have big rocks! And giants! And lethal fairies! Do not come near us! (yes, Dev, and the brussels sprouts. We also have the brussels sprouts.)
(December 5, 2015 - 9:16 am)
Team TRIUMPH is also claiming Juarassic World, adding 300 assorted dinosaurs to our army. Which is coincidental because I just watched that movie last night.
OUR FORCES:
@Juarassic World: 250 assorted dinosaurs, including raptors, T-rexes, and aquatic monsters in the surrounding waters.
@Atlantis: 25 aquatic dinosaurs and 300 seaweed pies.
@Edinburgh (my home base): 150 lemmings, lots of electric spears, 200 chocolate donut boomerangs, and twenty two killer bunnies.
@Chinchilla's home base: the other 150 lemmings, more electric spears, 50 chocolate boomerangs, Larry the Butler, 200 pies, and any other weapons you have.
@TRIUMPH's Base: 25 dinosaurs, 22 killer bunnies, 4 baby killer bunnies, 100 pies, and more electric spears and chocolate donuts :).
CAPCHA is urme. You're me? I'm confuzzled.
(December 5, 2015 - 9:33 am)
Cho, I captured NYC! I've also gotten us 300 rabid Percy Jackson monsters (they are well contained, don't worry), a stash of 600 pen swords, and somewhere around 500 cans of whipped cream (for my group's whipped cream guns. They need a lot of ammo). Taxi is taking inventory right now.
Taxi says tixy. Everything good, then? No clue what that means.
(December 5, 2015 - 11:24 am)
I can't think of anything to say right now besides: TRUIMPH will definitely fall, and I cannot believe they took/enslaved the dinosaurs.
Wingnut says gady. ??
(December 5, 2015 - 11:44 am)