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CBer Army
The CBer Army is our resident army against the forces of stupidity, busywork, rabid celebrities, evil politicians, racist popular kids, and mentally insound child actors. This army is built up of CBers and their allies. Join and we will bring you fame! Power! Revenge! BANANAS!
Please write up a short resume explaining why YOU should be part of our CBer army. Allies, money, and powers are all wonderful reasons! Also, please write down a short list of people you think are plotting against us.
ALTER EGOS ARE ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED. However we like to have some level of disicpline. Ranting about your sane counterparts are not exactly relevant to our cause. Ranting about evil celebrities? Perfect!
Anyone is allowed to join! Oldies-- We know you like to have fun too! I have had fun with you- or some of you- and you have fun! So come have fun with everyone!! Middlies- Your presende is enjoyed and appreciated! You are some great people and we hope you'll show! Older Newbies and Newbies- You are the life of the party and some of the best members when it comes to partying well and good and ranting with a passion and fury! We would be delighted if you come along on this joyously insane party ride!
When no one else appears to be joining we will start! However anyone is still welcome to join after that!
Guessing who I am is allowed. I believe myself to be rather easy to guess- I have made some rather big mess-ups in covering my identity in this post alone- but I still hope to hold out for a little bit of time. Correct guesses will be met with virtual ice cream. Incorrect answers will be met with virtual pie, in the virtual face of the virtual cyberspace of the virtual CBer. (Yes I did put so many virtuals on purpose.)
Until the next meeting!
submitted by Hooded Captain, MWAHHAHAHAHAHA
(August 2, 2015 - 2:41 pm)
(August 2, 2015 - 2:41 pm)
Thank you, Luna, but I already have a cape.
(August 3, 2015 - 9:48 pm)
I'M JOINING!
Why I should be part of the CBer army, by Mother Goose.
I should be a part of the army because I have a small brigade of ninja chipmunks at my command and they will get rid of anyone who stands in my way, including but not limited to: Justin Beaver, (Those beaver teeth are so evil! Chopping down trees, tsk tsk.) Rotton bananas, (They were so yellow... Then they turned brown and evil!) And, eating chocolate bugs. (It's a horrible crime!)
The end.
I also enjoy wearing dark capes, being dark and secretive, and eating bananas. (Macaroni says cdtv. Cill da television? Okay. HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER! No more television.)
(August 3, 2015 - 7:33 pm)
Accepted.
(August 3, 2015 - 10:56 pm)
Change my name to Wren. If you need an explanation, look at my thread on chirp at cricket.
(August 4, 2015 - 7:51 am)
Brookeira's Resume:
I am good with bow and arrow, daggers, swords, and horseback riding. I also have extremely powerful telekinesis, water, and ice Magic. I don't bring him out much, but I can summon Khaos to help me. I am a trick rider and a good swimmer. I loathe:
Frozen
Miley Cyrus
Justin Beiber
Common Core
One Direction
and more.
MASKED PIESTAS RESUMAYO
YO I CAN THROW PIES AND SMASH THEM AND EAT THEM, I TURN INTO A UNICORN AFTER DRINKING VIOLET MOUNTAIN DEW, AND I CAN TELEPELORT.
I HATEZ:
FRERPZEN
WILEY CRYUS
JUSTA BEAVER
COMMOTION CROW
WHAT DIRECTION
AND MORE POTATO
(August 4, 2015 - 9:12 am)
Accepted.
(August 4, 2015 - 10:23 am)
Accepted.
(August 4, 2015 - 11:19 am)
I understand that so far these are the people on our death list?
- Miley Cyrus
- Justin Beiber/Beaver/Justa Beaver
- One Direction
- Frozen (?)
It isn't very long... if you don't mind I'll be adding some more:
- Kayne West
- Kim Kardashian
- Katy Perry
- Taylor Swift
- Lindsey Lohan
(August 4, 2015 - 10:28 am)
Agreed. WHY MUST SAFE AND SOUND BE BY TAYLOR SWIFT???
(August 4, 2015 - 11:59 am)
Okay, I feel weird just randomly saying this, but there's a Safe and Sound cover by Sabrina Carpenter, actually. If that's any better, in your opinion.
(August 4, 2015 - 4:28 pm)
Are you Will, then?
Let me see... who else to battle....
TEEN BEACH MOVIE! Does that work? Oh, and:
Devil Owl's Rezumay
I'M DEVIL OWL AND I LIKE FLAMING BRUSSELS SPROUTS PIES UNLESS I HAVE TO EAT THEM. I AM A BOY-
St.: You are a girl-
Dev: I AM A BOY AT HART AND I CAN TURN INTO AN OWL AND I CONTROL RABID AND ILL OWLS. IM GOOD AT FITING. I HATE THE HAIR SPRAY MOVIE. CAN WE BATTLE THAT?!
(August 9, 2015 - 9:59 am)