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CBer Army
The CBer Army is our resident army against the forces of stupidity, busywork, rabid celebrities, evil politicians, racist popular kids, and mentally insound child actors. This army is built up of CBers and their allies. Join and we will bring you fame! Power! Revenge! BANANAS!
Please write up a short resume explaining why YOU should be part of our CBer army. Allies, money, and powers are all wonderful reasons! Also, please write down a short list of people you think are plotting against us.
ALTER EGOS ARE ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED. However we like to have some level of disicpline. Ranting about your sane counterparts are not exactly relevant to our cause. Ranting about evil celebrities? Perfect!
Anyone is allowed to join! Oldies-- We know you like to have fun too! I have had fun with you- or some of you- and you have fun! So come have fun with everyone!! Middlies- Your presende is enjoyed and appreciated! You are some great people and we hope you'll show! Older Newbies and Newbies- You are the life of the party and some of the best members when it comes to partying well and good and ranting with a passion and fury! We would be delighted if you come along on this joyously insane party ride!
When no one else appears to be joining we will start! However anyone is still welcome to join after that!
Guessing who I am is allowed. I believe myself to be rather easy to guess- I have made some rather big mess-ups in covering my identity in this post alone- but I still hope to hold out for a little bit of time. Correct guesses will be met with virtual ice cream. Incorrect answers will be met with virtual pie, in the virtual face of the virtual cyberspace of the virtual CBer. (Yes I did put so many virtuals on purpose.)
Until the next meeting!
submitted by Hooded Captain, MWAHHAHAHAHAHA
(August 2, 2015 - 2:41 pm)
(August 2, 2015 - 2:41 pm)
..Somebody? (pretty much always my first guess) 'Cause I know Shifting likes her virtuals...
I! AM! A! DIPLOMAT!!!!!! (and persuasive.)
I don't watch TV! Mostly! No cable for me! I find a lot of the TV shows on Disney Channel stupid and boring! (but some of them aren't. I AM NOT DISRESPECTING PHINEAS AND FERB, PEOPLE.) If in my school there will be discrimination amongst students, I know I will ignore it; my life's goal is to rebel against all things popular. (well, as much as I can anyway.)
Let's fight Justin Bieber!
(August 2, 2015 - 5:02 pm)
*pies St. Owl* Nope, not Somebody or one of her Alter Egos.
(August 2, 2015 - 6:29 pm)
Brookiera or co?
(August 2, 2015 - 8:09 pm)
*silently pies St. Owll*
(August 2, 2015 - 10:35 pm)
Somebody's Resumè
Hello, I would like to join the army. I believe I will be a valuable asset, due to my powers of telekinesis, sonokinesis and electrokinesis, as well as my scientific knowledge, no morals, scalpel and firearm handling knowledge, and high-end technology. I would also like to mention that I am a mathematician and have significant knowledge on Level 38-45 threats. (To combat: Stigma radiation detector, bulletproof armor, bleach, flamethrower, stigma-radiation-proof GPS, and tourniquets. Lots of tourniquets.) I also hate and despise Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in any shape or form. Thank you, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Shifting's Resumè
Greetings, mortal. I am Shifting Sands the Returned of the Continuity, and I shall enlist to protect my homeland (in your world, at least). I am a very OP ghost, having knowledge of Continuity spells, souls, summoning things from other dimensions (primarily anvils), banishing things to other dimensions (primarily the nightmare realm), turning invisible, teleporting, and leaning on air. Or corporeal walls, but to me that's the same thing. I also have knowledge of Level 38-45 threats, and magical artifacts, and share Somebody's opinion on Miley and Justin (DEATH COMES FOR YOU!!!). That will be all.
Volcano's Resumè
I WANNA JOIN! CAN I ENLIST? I HAVE POWERS! LOTS OF THEM! I CAN CONTROL FIRE AND ROCK, WHICH OKAY IS NOT A LOT BUT IT MEANS I CAN CREATE ROCK GOLEMS, MELT THINGS, AND CREATE IMMENSE SEISMIC EVENTS!! LET US BURY OUR ENEMIES IN MOUNTAINS OF ASH!!! Bye now. Oh yeah-- BETTER TO END WITH A BANG~!!! *sets off explosive and runs off laughing maniacally*
(August 2, 2015 - 8:06 pm)
Welcome, Somebody. We also extend a warm welcome to Shifting. I have heard so much about you, Shifting. It will be an honor to have you and your friend Somebody on our team.
As for Volcano... you are accepted. However, I expect better from you, as our sole representative from the Fire Realm... less sloppy. Persuade me.
(August 3, 2015 - 9:47 pm)
Oh yeah???
*sets concert hall where Miley Cyrus is exhibiting herself and ets it on fire*
NO MORE MILEY CYRUS!!
Radio: ...and in other news, a concert hall where Miley Cyrus was performing was set on fire. Fortunately there were no casualties.
Volcano: DANGIT!!!
(August 3, 2015 - 10:45 pm)
l should be in the Cber army because l was a genreal in a war. (Not saying what it was, you probably already know) l have experience fight with pies.
Oh, and l'm a dragon. Everyone likes dragons. Even when they're big and shadowy.
As for Silvery, you should let her in too, because she likes poetry (Who doesn't?) and is an Arctic fox shapeshifter. (Yes, yes l know what you're thinking. "Silvery was a moth!" Well she isn't anymore.)
People that are plotting against you:
Harry Potter
Capricorrn
Ringwraiths
Random Evil People (REP)
(August 2, 2015 - 8:46 pm)
I was the cult leader in the war!
(August 3, 2015 - 7:13 am)
HEY, HEY, HEY. LAY OFF HARRY. HARRY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HARRY IS AWESOME.
(August 3, 2015 - 5:49 pm)
Welcome to the CBer Army, Dragon.
(August 3, 2015 - 9:41 pm)
Are you TARDISrider? Because most everyone calls me Shadow.
(August 4, 2015 - 11:51 am)
I'll join!
I should be in the CBer army for these reasons: one, because I can't stand Frozen. Don't judge. Two, I am very good at fighting people. Three, I like to argue and win. Enough said. Please let me join. PS, I also like fashion so maybe I can design uniforms of something.
BEAKY SAYS ME JOIN. ME WIN. ME LIKE BANANAS. ME LIKE TO FIGHT. YAY.
William Turntheboataround III says eggy.
(August 3, 2015 - 3:41 pm)
Accepted.
(August 3, 2015 - 9:48 pm)
Also I have powers like invisibility, telekinies, and I can become an owl. Also I like capes. CAPES
(August 3, 2015 - 3:42 pm)