Silly Smiley Stories!!

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Silly Smiley Stories!!

Silly Smiley Stories!!

Or you could call them Funny Face Fables.  It's all the same to me. :) This is how they work, for all the people who haven't been on MuseBlog:
Smile Hi!  I'm Joe!
Laughing Hi!  I'm Bob!
Undecided No you're not, you're Phil.  I'M Joe!
Embarassed Oh.  Right.
ETC . . .
Continue, please! :) 
submitted by BellaTrix ✌ ♡
(February 25, 2009 - 8:01 pm)

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LaughingI am the all powerful ruler of the universe!!!

Money mouthI have LOADS of CASH!!!                                                                            

SurprisedReally?????!!! 

WinkOf course!

UndecidedCan you prove it?

YellHOW DARE YOU DENY THE ALL POWERFUL RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!  AND YOU ROLLED YOUR EYES, TOO!!!!!!!!! HPBS COME AND LOCK THIS UTTER NINCOMPOOP IN THE PIEING ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *HPBs lock him up in the pieing room, which is a room where prisoners get pied*

Money mouthNow then, where were we?  Oh yes, OI!!!  HPBs! go and invade Canada!!!  I want ALL of their CASH!!! 

                            * * * * *

 CoolTo be continued...

submitted by Smileydude, age yaneverkno, Planet Smiley
(March 3, 2009 - 10:09 pm)

Disclaimer: Yes, I like to poke fun at things I enjoy. Like Harry Potter!

Harry Potter, full series, ultracondensed. 

:cool: (Harry) I am a poor, orphan boy with no friends.
:smile: (Dumbledore & co.) Harry, you are special!
:cool: Yay! I always knew I was different!
:smile: No, Harry, that was Voldy’s line.
*various PLOT BUILDING things happen*
:evil: (Voldemort) I will kill you, Harry! *doesn’t*
:cool: Heehee!
*this happens about four more times*
:cool: I am now the even SPECIALER than I was BEFORE! Yayness!
*Voldy takes over the world and a few people die*
:cool: Darnit. *shrugs* Oh well. I will be HEROIC and STUPID for hundreds and hundreds of pages! *dies*
:evil: I win! I win!
:cool: *comes back* No you didn’t! *kills Voldy*
:grin: (everybody besides Harry and the Death Eaters) YAY! YOU’RE A HERO, HARRY!!!!!!

*insert cheesy overkill epilogue here*

Sweeney Todd, ULTRAULTRAULTRA condensed:

:twisted: (sweeney): *kills everybody, and is then murdered* 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(March 5, 2009 - 10:46 pm)

Surprised Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do!

YellARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY???

SmileYea.

YellDang.

(Awkward silence)

SmileOKAY, everybody, it's time for the Akward Silence Song!!To the tune of the Who Crhistmas Carol from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"

SurprisedSurprisedSurprised Akward Silence, Akward Silence, Welcome silence Welcome now! (Repeat)

Your Stupid Sensless Silly Saratoga-y, Smiley Story by yours truly!

submitted by Pirocks, Oz
(March 6, 2009 - 6:52 am)
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