Silly Smiley Stories!!

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Silly Smiley Stories!!

Silly Smiley Stories!!

Or you could call them Funny Face Fables.  It's all the same to me. :) This is how they work, for all the people who haven't been on MuseBlog:
Smile Hi!  I'm Joe!
Laughing Hi!  I'm Bob!
Undecided No you're not, you're Phil.  I'M Joe!
Embarassed Oh.  Right.
ETC . . .
Continue, please! :) 
submitted by BellaTrix ✌ ♡
(February 25, 2009 - 8:01 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

Aren't they called 'Senseless smiley stories?'

submitted by Paige
(February 26, 2009 - 11:34 am)

Uh, yeah, probably . . . *shrug*

submitted by BellaTrix
(February 26, 2009 - 5:42 pm)

Kiss I'm superfantastic Movie star Diva. I'm sure you all know all about me.

Undecided Oh, yeah.

submitted by Emily L., age 13, WA
(February 28, 2009 - 9:34 pm)

They're called "Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories."

submitted by CC, age 11, Imbler, OR
(February 26, 2009 - 9:14 pm)

That's right!!!  I couldn't think of it!! Thank you!! :D:D:D:D

submitted by Paige
(February 28, 2009 - 4:46 pm)

Why are they called "Stupid" and "Senseless", you ask? Well... Here's why:

:smile: Wow, lots of people have been condensing things.
:lol: This is great! I don’t even have to read these books for school now!
:roll: Whatever.
:lol: –> :mad: Oh sure, just kill my vibe. Go ahead.
:cool: Dude.
:roll: Oh, no, who let HIM in?
:cool: Dude.
:smile: He says it wast the security guard.
:roll: We don’t HAVE security guards here. It’s McDonalds, for Pete’s sake.
:smile: Oh.
:cool: Dude.
:smile: He says it must have been an FBI agent, then.
:roll: AH! *throws hands up in the air and leaves*
:smile: You can’t through your hands up in the air! You don’t have any!
:twisted: Hi! I’m a terrorist and I HAF A BOMB!!!
:smile: –> :shock: Oh noes!
:cool: …
:shock: Our doom is upon us!!
:cool: …Dude?
:twisted: What?
:shock: He wants to know if you’d like a burger.
:twisted: –> :grin: Yes, please.
:cool: Dude. *gives burger*
:grin: Yum.
:shock: –> :neutral: *takes bomb surreptitiously*

:? (the Author) Hm, I was going to say something profound, but it seems to have slipped my mind. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(March 5, 2009 - 10:48 pm)

Surprised

La la la la la la la

Yell

JAMES! STOP SINGING IN THE SHOWER!

Embarassed

Ha ha sorry.

submitted by Zoe, age 12, Standish, Maine
(March 1, 2009 - 4:08 pm)

 

Cool

Dude. I am awesome. That is just that.

Laughing

Hey, dude. You are right that you're a dude, but you're wrong that you are awesome. You see, I am awesome.

Cool

Well hey dude #2. You might think that you are awesome, but you're not as cool as me because you don't have a pair of cheap, flimsy sunglasses. I do. So, I am awesome.

Laughing

Dude #1, you might think that sunglasses are awesome, but my gleaming white choppers are something that you don't have. And I do. Hence, I am the most awesome.

Cool

Gleaming white choppers are not cool unless you want to eat a big tough piece of bread and then eat a big tough piece of...

Money mouth

WAIT WAIT WAIT, dudes. I think that I am the most awesome dude of all because I have money in my mouth. And it tastes bad. So since I have a bad taste in my mouth, I am the awesomest.

Foot in mouth

Waaaaaaaaaait a second, money dude #3. You think that you have a bad taste in your mouth? Well I have a foot in my mouth. I am more awesome then you because my mouth tastes worse.

Innocent

Hold you're horses, you think-you're-so-awesome-dudes. I am the angel of awesomness, so I am the most awesome, thank you very much.

Tongue out

None of you are awesome. I am awesome 'cause I have a tongue.

Cool

Wow, he's right.

Laughing

He is the most awesome.

Money mouth

Tongues are awesome. I want one!!

Foot in mouth

Awesome Tongue, dude!

Innocent

Even I have to admit that he is awesome!!

Tongue out

Thank you thank you...

Wow. That was really a Senseless stupid smiley story!!

 

 

 

 

submitted by Julia, age 12, Oregon
(March 2, 2009 - 4:07 pm)

That was great! (and so funny).

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 2, 2009 - 6:16 pm)

Thanks!!

submitted by Julia, age 12, Oregon
(March 4, 2009 - 4:15 pm)

It's the best and funniest SSSS!!! :):D:)

submitted by BellaTrix
(March 5, 2009 - 9:41 am)

Cry

I'm so sad! I lost my most favorite puppy!

Yell

Stop all that jabbering...can't you see I'm trying to hula dance over here?

Undecided

Hula Dancing? Gosh, you sound like Koffee...

Cool

Why, thank you!

Kiss

Koffee is soooooo awesome! I wish that i could be as cool as her!

Wait...this is getting out of control...hehehe....

submitted by Koffee, age 13, In a cup
(March 2, 2009 - 8:31 pm)

Indeed it is.

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 3, 2009 - 11:38 am)

Frown FRED: Boo hoo.  Everyone here is awesome, and I want to be awesome, too!  But I'm so hopelessly unawesome it's not even funny.

Laughing JOE: Don't be thick!  Of course you're awesome: you just don't show it!
Undecided FRED: Gee, thanks.  That's really reassuring.
Laughing JOE: You're welcome!
Undecided . . .
Laughing . . .
Foot in mouth *dude comes wandering along* Mmff!  Hmff mmff!  Smmffmmffmmfff!
Laughing JOE: Hello, how are you today?
Undecided FRED: Oh really, Joe, you're pathetic. *goes to help dude* *pulls foot out of mouth*
Smile DUDE: Thank you!  It was a stinky foot . . . 
Laughing FRED: How'd you mange to get a foot in your mouth?
Embarassed DUDE: Eheh.
Laughing . . .
Embarassed . . .
Cool *another dude comes wandering along* Hey!  Whazzup?  I'm the coolest floating yellow head around.  The name's Zannifer, and if THAT'S not cool, nothing is.  Also, I wear these lenses and that makes me even cooler.  So ha.  Ha.
Undecided FRED: Oh no, not another one!
Laughing DUDE: . . .
Cool ZANNIFER: So like, are you guys cool?  Can't you speak?
Laughing FRED: To be, or not to be, that is the question.  Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the--
Cool ZANNIFER: *SIGH* You guys are, like, so not getting it.  Obviously, you do not see my amazing awesomeness, so, uhh . . . there is no use staying here any longer!  Bye! *runs away from the uncoolness*
Wink FRED: So ha.  Ha.
Laughing DUDE: . . .
Frown JOE: *comes along* Hey, you guys!  You forgot about me!
Undecided FRED: *mumbles incoherently*
Laughing DUDE: . . .
Cry JOE: You guys are so mean!!  Wahhh!!
Embarassed FRED: Uhh . . . sorry . . . ?
Cry . . .
Embarassed . . .
Cry . . .
Embarassed . . .
Innocent *angel suddenly appears on Fred's shoulder* Oooh, you are a bad smiley head!  Go say sorry like you mean it!
Embarassed FRED: *is ashamed* . . . okay. 
Yell *guess who appears on his other shoulder* No, no, no, no!  You don't have to do that!  That would be wussy!
Laughing FRED: Yes . . . that would be wussy . . .
Innocent ANGEL: No!  Do not listen to him!  Say sorry this instant!
Embarassed FRED: Yes . . . of course . . .
Yell DEVIL: NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!  HE'S A WUSS!
Undecided FRED: . . . ?????
Innocent ANGEL:  NO!
Yell DEVIL: YES!
Innocent NO!
Yell YES!  
Frown FRED: AHHHH!
~THE END~ 
submitted by BellaTrix
(March 3, 2009 - 9:14 pm)

Heeheehee!! That's a good Stupid Senseless Silly Smiley Story (is that it??) BellaTrix!! Funny and uh, very random!!!! :):):):):):)

submitted by Julia, age 12, Oregon
(March 5, 2009 - 1:42 pm)
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