Weird LogicI

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Weird LogicI

Weird Logic

I saw an old thread on this and-

Is it more likely for picalos to like the color orange more than Apple's smartphones ? 

Please answer and feel free to post your own weird logic ! 

submitted by Indigo K.
(September 18, 2014 - 9:14 pm)

More ! These are kinda riddles, but they're too strange to go on the other thread, nd this is ODD logic.

What's my color ?

 

Captain Sythen they call me

Red's the color of my ship

I fly the black flag of wild and free

My sword is shining silver

So many have fallen by my sword

Oh how many thousand coins are in my hoard ?

Not a man alive doesn't fear my name

 

What's my color ?

 

Silk dress spins around my legs

I am a fae slave, a human princess, a butterfly-winged mystery

Lone wolf on the cliff, I howl your soul's song

Valleys and mountains echo with my name

Everyone and no one knows my face

Roses have prickles and petals : so do I

 

What's my secret ?

 

Foreign beauty

Indigo eyes 

Ready to kill, ready to kiss 

Every eye turns

Bridle this wild and you will suffer

Idle hand touches sword

Red stone in pendant shines

Daring you to touch upon the secret

 

Please explain. 

 

submitted by Silver Mask
(September 30, 2014 - 6:19 pm)

1. Black. Because blackbeard. 'Nuff said. 

2. Your secret is that you are the wind. Picture the wind everyone! Did you see whispy white silkiness? Yeah, me too. Howling wind, late nights. You hear it? *shivers* you have no face, as the wind, so everyoneknows your face but doesnt. The prickles and petals, the way the wind can feel on yur skin; smooth and soft like a petsl, or prickly and sharp like a thorn. 

3. Not completely explainable but it's a Black Widow Spider for a few reasons. Ready to kill, ready to kiss: theyre called balck widows for a reason. *whisperstehyeattheirhusbandswhisperwhisper*. Every eye turns. 8 eyes watching. Red stone in pendant shines: on their backs they have that red fiddle shape. So yeah. If you think about it, black widow spider.  

Hope you liked my answers!

Later guys, axis 

(the x-atron says: ucif. You see if.....? Robots. :/ never finish quite right.  

submitted by Xxxxxx, age Xx, Xy
(November 5, 2014 - 1:41 am)

If I have ten apples, and fifty-three pencils, how many pancakes will fit on the roof, made of rainbow, bunny, mice?

BRING THIS BACK, TOP, YOUR GOOP, WITH TOP!

WARNING ANSWER DO NOT READ! 

Purple, because aliens don't where hats. 

submitted by Winter Firefly
(November 25, 2014 - 2:03 pm)

Top. Topsies!

submitted by Top
(November 26, 2014 - 7:55 pm)

When you have the 10 apples and divide it by 3, then you gt 3.3333333333, etc. If you divide 53 by ten, you get 5.3/ When you multiply them together, it rounds down to seventeen. Seventeen It the number of support the house has, and then you can multiply that times the 300 mice creatures on the roof and get the answer. In conclusion, microphone will fit on the roof.

submitted by S.E.
(November 27, 2014 - 7:20 am)

If I am walking down a hallway and I see a door, should I:

say open sesame a turn into orange juice?

Or knock through the door and then fly into the night sky and fall into diet coke and then turn into a mento? 

submitted by Quicksilver, Mercury
(November 27, 2014 - 8:54 am)

Hem,

You should say Forgo the Rainbow Girl. 

One, because, dice, is fun,

Two, you (might?!?!) have towels,

THREE: ZOMBIES! GENERAL BHR! HELLLLLLLLP! Wait, what was I saying,

Oh, right, so that turns into, Girl, Farg, Rainbow. So, HA! 

submitted by Winter Firefly
(November 27, 2014 - 9:50 pm)