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I saw an old thread on this and-
Is it more likely for picalos to like the color orange more than Apple's smartphones ?
Please answer and feel free to post your own weird logic !
submitted by Indigo K.
(September 18, 2014 - 9:14 pm)
(September 18, 2014 - 9:14 pm)
I'm so glad you liked the thread! :)
It's actually called Odd Logic. But I'll answer this:
The answer is hippopotamus because of a couple things. First, when Angie the Antelope was playing Peter the Piccalo, she accidentally dropped it underneath and orange tree and scampered away, unaware. Now, a poacher named Pphattamus who was looking for elephant tusks came around and found the piccalo, but at the same time accidentally dropped his phone. When he left, an orange from the orange tree fell on top of the iPhone, and now Apple's smartphones will always hate the color orange and anything else associated with oranges. And plus, everyone knows (in Apple's opinion/s) that apples are much better than oranges. Anyways, although we just figured out that piccalos like the color orange more, our answer is soon to be changed because a hippopotamus just arrived underneath the orange tree and steppe------
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(September 19, 2014 - 9:45 am)
TOPTOPTOPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(September 19, 2014 - 4:28 pm)
Ok,here's one-
Is a TV more likey to fall on an ox, or am I more likely to step in a puddle of maple syrup?
(September 20, 2014 - 5:16 pm)
Both are unlikely. You unlikely to falll into a puddle of maple syrup, because to meet MapleSryup, you would need to fly there or something. When there, MapleSryup proably wouldn't want to get stepped on. She might even get so mad she threw a TV at your pet ox. THerefore, you cannot do EITHER .
(September 21, 2014 - 7:39 am)
Here is another:
If Cecelia was walking down the street at 5:00 AM, and a cat the size of a bear was walking down the street at 2:00 AM, then what was walking down the street at 3:00 AM? Make sure to thoroughly explain your answer.
(September 21, 2014 - 9:30 am)
Obviously, a dog slightly bigger than a bear, Cecelia's pet Hugumous The Ultra-Slow. Hugumuos is chasing Cateus the Also Slow , at a very slow pace. THe reason they are slow is they were once regular pets, but then Cecelia poured (First) a potion of biggering, and ( second ) a potion of slowness. She accidently got a double-dose on her self : that is why she is twice as slow.
BTW, the reason it is so late is they have been chasing each other for hours now, and the dog STILL hasn't caught Cateus.
(September 21, 2014 - 2:58 pm)
Here's one:
Am I more likely to turn into a mermaid at midnight under a full moon, or become a professional Elvis impersonator who steals dumpsters?
Please explain.
(September 21, 2014 - 9:37 pm)
You are more likely to become purple. Why? Because purple answers everything. But there is also a reason. You see, you were trying to become both a professional Elvis impersonator who steals dumpsters AND a mermaid at midnight under a full moon at the same time, which is your predicament. You were too eager! You see, you became the professional Elvis impersonator who steals dumpsters at midnight, and at the same time you also incidentally grew a mermaid's tail. Now, you were in an alley and were about to steal a dumpster when all of this happened. 5 minutes later, a policeman game along, and you didn't know what to do! Alas, you flopped yourself and your long tail into the dumpster so that the policeman couldn't catch you, but there was a paint can full of purple paint that spilled all over you in the meantime. Bummer.
(September 22, 2014 - 10:13 am)
Another question for ya'll:
Since shoes often smell green mosses in the month of June, then why did Bobby Billington the thirty-fifth eat a pickle-flavored Snickers bar? Again, please explain.
(September 22, 2014 - 7:48 pm)
Bobby had just participated in a heated debate with his shoes about whether mosses or gym socks smelled worse, and he utterly failed. MOSSES SMELL MUCH BETTER THAN GYM SOCKS, obviously. The shoes ordered him to eat the pickle-flavored Snicker bar because he lost.
(September 22, 2014 - 8:56 pm)
You're more likely to turn into a mermaid because Mermaids and Dragons are both endangered reptiles. Sea serpents' are dragons' cousins, and mermaids are sea serpents' cousins.
(September 30, 2014 - 7:31 am)
Where did my new shoes go and wy does my kitchen smell like oranges?
(September 29, 2014 - 11:20 am)
Well, there is the same explanation for both. You see, your new shoes were taken in the night by a wild boar who was trying to use them as bait. The ransom would be if you danced with him at the square dancing parlor in Atlantis. But you never saw the ransom note because your gerbil used it as a paper airplane to fly to Miami ( that is why she is missing as well). So the boar cast an evil curse in you that made you think everything smelled bad except your kitchen, which would smell like oranges. So, your new shoes were kidnapped and your kitchen doesn't really smell like oranges, you just think it does.
(September 29, 2014 - 2:12 pm)
LOL !
Three Questions :
1. What do you make of these 4 numbers : 4, 3 ,3, 2
2. What do you make of this : 13CO23US78H2O ?
3. What is the square root of cake if the square root of pi is infinity ?
My answers ( Please still answer these yourself, too ! ) :
1. It is the code of a CAPATCHA named Digit who was cursed by an Evil Hacker to put numbers instead of letters.
2. It's the formula for a mystery substance :
13CarbonDioxide + 23 Unknown Substance + 78 Water
3. Zero, because cake and pie are opposites ( That's why the Masked Piester's nemisis is the Unmasked Cakester. )
(September 29, 2014 - 5:46 pm)
The square root of pie is infinity because the infinity symbol looks like two pies stuck together and because of the fact that Masked Pister is infinity years old so cake is generally white or black so the answer would be opposites but cake is sometimes yellow so the answer is opposites with a side of bananas because bananas are yellow.
(September 30, 2014 - 12:23 pm)