My best friend is Abigail. She's really nice and she's a really good artist and she's smart and she's pretty. She really doesn't understand me all that well but no one does really. 

As far as people who actually understand me, Nadia. She's really nice and really funny and she agrees with me.

Let's see... I honestly have a lot of friends only because Red usually makes them for me. He kind of drags me around and says, "Hey, guys, I'm Red, and this bump on a log is Ru-kun, wassup?" (okay, he never says "wassup", but you get the idea) and people just kind of accept me. So Ahem. Here are the friends I'm very close to. 

Red: You know him rather well, I should think. Red is loud and often obnoxious and has the annoying habit of dragging me into social situations and trouble but I seriously don't know what I'd do without him. I'd be a hermit. Literally. A boring hermit. I've known him for almost my entire life and I don't remember when I first met him. Red's just always kind of been there. I can tell him all kinds of stupid stuff (I often get laughed at, but it's not mean laughter) and do all kinds of stupid things with him that I wouldn't dare do if anyone else was around. We have so many private jokes and weird hand signals and I like him more than family. Red's birthday is ten days before mine so we call each other "the Old Man" and "the Young Whippersnapper". He knows all about my secret and is really wrapped up in it (I have three other "friends" who are wrapped up in it as well, but they aren't nearly as close) and will defend me to the death. We're very different but also very similar. Red is very outgoing, not easily embarassed, physically attracted to humans, and fiercely loyal. I'm more withdrawn, repulsed by humans, and not very loyal except to a few certain people. Oh, and he's a really good artist. He's bad at singing but tries anyway and is fairly athletic.

Toby: She's a girl and I've known her for eight years now. I met her in first grade because my teacher told me to be a guide for her because she was new to the school. Toby is amazingly sweet and awesome. She's really funny and strong and very playful (oh geez, I sound like my grandmother.) and can beat the pants off of anyone in arm wrestling and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. She taught me all the Korean I know (including the good curse words) and sometimes comes over to my house on Fridays. I haven't told her the secret because I want to protect her from it. I'm very protective of her- I'm kind of like her older brother. Although she's older than me by half a year, but that's neither here nor there. I don't see her that much anymore, but I still like her immensely and watch over her. Now I feel creepy for saying that.

Kero-chan: I've known her since fourth grade, ever since I walked up to her in disguise and told her my name was actually something else. In my defense, it was Red's idea. For the first week of fourth grade, I showed up in a different disguise every day with a new name every day. It took her a little while to actually learn my real name. Kero-chan is very funny and quirky and got me started on my Azumanga Daioh obsession. And my mothy obsession. I'm starting to believe she's hazardous to my health. I'm overportective of her, but not as bad as Toby. Example:

Me: What is Oatmeal Lover doing so close to Kero-chan? He looks awfully familiar with her. *glare of doom*

Red: Ru-kun, calm down. They've been friends for three years.

While Toby is like this:  

Turtle: So Gollum likes Toby-

Me: WHICH ONE?????????? *glare of death*

Turtle: Uh, Toby X.

Me: Oh, okay then.

Turtle: What was that about?

Me: If it had been Toby Y, there would have been problems. He is unworthy.

So, Kero-chan is amazing. And she's a stalker. And a ninja. And an alien. And a Clow Guardian. And a MX bat. And Russia. (For who cares, Red is Belarus. Make of that what you will.) 

Um, Red? Are you ever going to tell us this secret? You said you wanted to "protect" your friend from it. I can think of some secrets that you just don't want to burden people with (I have quite a few) but this one sounds pretty bad.

My bestest friend is named James (I've spoken of him as Einstein on here) and we met in fourth grade.  It's kind of hard to tell whether I like him romantically or just as really good friends.  Another one of my best friends is Adam, whom I might have called Zeus.  We're the major bookworms in 7th grade.

Honestly? I feel like my best friends are the Chatterboxers! We talk about books, we all chip in and more or less support each other and have friendly arguments about this and that, which is more than can be said of the "friends" I have in real life.

My best friend (and really only friend IRL) is Aria. She and I have known each other since I was two-and-a-half and she wasn't even born yet! I kind of am like a big sister to her. We used to do everything together until she moved to PA. Now we ony get to see each other once year (sometimes not even) but we keep in contact and continue to be weird together. Plus, I give her all the books I like and order her to read them. XD

My other best friends are my sisters. They're amazing and I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for them. Plus, they're just people to laugh and joke with. And fangirl over books, that too.

And finally. . . you guys! I love joking around on here. More specifically, BHR, because we have so much in common and she's awesome anyway. And True, she's an amazing friend too. The rest of you are like a bunch of siblings. Unruly, funny, awesome siblings.