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So, World Domination!
So, World Domination!
Theo and I agreed that we need this thread. WORLD DOMINATION! We are utterly, utterly convinced, that in twenty years, a CBer will be world Dominator. The rest of us will be advisors and master of smaller, individual things. For instance, I should like to be weapon master, Childhood master (I shall invent my own Neverland!), or Keepr of all books. As to who will be supreme ruler, we're not sure. Our friends do not believe us, or see how a chatterbox based on a literary magazine can bring about World Domination, but believe me, it will! And when it happens, and our friends are staring around with dumbfounded expressions, we will simply grin wickedly at them, and they will plead for mercy (which we won't give) at their fault.
So, yeah, this is the World Domination Thread!
submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Dominating the World
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
You declare that they're all related? I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying. Doesn't taking anything archvillain related strike you as a little much because everything is archvillain related in some way or another? That should be against the rules. Go, Axis Powers! Attack Theo with your might! Wait a minute- Italy, get back here! Okay, new plan! China, go! Attack Theo with your mighty frying pan!
Amarelle: Did someone say frying pan?
Ha.
(July 27, 2013 - 4:12 pm)
No, anything related to those separate subjects. I believe I was very clear on that. You're beating a dead horse. And Archvillian is a (current) triology. By Barry Lyga. It's quite good. Now, excuse me, I have to go conquer Russia.
(July 31, 2013 - 4:23 pm)
In exactly thirty five minutes, my toddler lemming Mercutio will lie on a sidewalk in New York and pretend to be sick. In thirty-five minutes and fifteen seconds, Steve Rogers will see Mercutio (faking sick), lying on the sidewalk, and he will pick him up, check for a form of identification, find none, and take my darling toddler lemming back to the Avengers Mansion because Steve Rogers is basically made of sunshine and chocolate chip cookies and justice and goodness. The next day, Steve Rogers will ask around animal shelters and try to find out who in New York would own a toddler lemming. He will be unsuccessful. In the meantime, Mercutio will make a recovery and then wander around the Avengers mansion until Tony Stark finds him in his workshop. Tony Stark will have a sudden brilliant revelation on life support systems because of Mercutio's well timed appearance. He will then build Mercutio an entire playground. Natasha and Clint will return at 3 in the afternoon from a mission, and immediately become suspicious of Mercutio. Then Steve will return from a day of being an Awesome Good Person and Stopping Bank Robberies and Rescuing Kitten From Trees, and Natasha and Clint will trust Mercutio because Steve is Trustworthy. Bruce will return from his science conference in Chicago at 6:22 and will also love Mercutio because Mercutio is adorable. Thor will return from Arizona some days later and declare that Mercutio is a wonder of adorableness that he has never seen on Asgard. He will contemplate getting pets for Loki.
And then Mercutio will use his lemming skills to get to a video on Youtube while Tony Stark is doing computer stuff. The video will be of a Power Point presentation on why the Avengers should join SC and fight for control of the world. There will be many pictures of Mercutio being cute in the video, so of course the Avengers will join.
And then Spiderman, the Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Wolverine, Antman, Wasp, and Black Panther will join as well.
Also Deadpool, because they need to let him join the Avengers already.
And thus all the Avengers have joined Red's team.
(July 28, 2013 - 9:10 pm)
It is midnight. We have chartered a boat, and it is carrying our army and 30,000 fantasy knights across the Bering Strait. We quickly disembark, beginning our march arcoss Russia. We meet little resistance, and our knights quickly reach the Russian borders. We have conquered.
This was not a long, hard conquest. Russia went quickly and quietly. We have now Russia in our command, meaning we also have the Russian Mafia in our control.
(August 3, 2013 - 11:51 am)
We have something even worse. The Swiss Glasses Mafia. Be very afraid.
Actually... We only have one of the ringleaders. Switzy, do me a favor and round up everyone else in the Glasses Mafia, will you? Thanks.
(August 4, 2013 - 8:39 pm)
Just noticed this.
1. Don't call me Switzy.
2. "Swiss" was never in the name. Unless you meant it as an adjective.
3. I can't actually contact any of the members, because... Oh, wait a minute. I can, actually. And I think she must have access to the others... I'll be right back.
(August 15, 2013 - 7:32 pm)
TOP! Top top top! TOP!!!
(August 3, 2013 - 11:52 am)
This has kinda died, but it can't. This war isn't over!
To our dear army, I was thinking, perhaps we need a name for our army. Saying "our army" doesn't really work, since we're a team, a unit. So, thoughts for a name for the army?
(August 27, 2013 - 6:40 pm)
Hmm. Don't ask me. My first idea was at least ten words long. A bit of a mouthful.
(August 27, 2013 - 8:05 pm)
Team CB?
The Warriors?
Cricket`s Champs?
(August 27, 2013 - 11:56 pm)
@ True:
I like those, I just don't know if we should name ourselves after the CB or Cricket since they're both off limits to both armies. But I like The Warriors! Maybe something like The Book Warriors, or Fantasy Warriors? I dunno.
(August 28, 2013 - 5:50 pm)
I will pledge my allegience to Blonde Heroines Rule and Theo!!! I bring cookies for all of you and hugs too. I believe that a world ruled by us would be a wonderful world, indeed! And I am a Slytherin!! Which means you guys better watch out. . .*grins wickedly* and I have lots of experiance fighting, I have siblings who fight with me all the time!
Go BHR and THEO!!
(September 22, 2013 - 4:43 pm)
I delcare Rowan Academy ours! Which means we have awesome magical animals and all those mystics! And agents! Oh and Rowan Township, but that's assumed.
(September 23, 2013 - 11:57 am)
(September 23, 2013 - 3:51 pm)
For a name, we could do something to do with some book we all have read and love? Hm. . . just thinking, how about, have any of you read Fablehaven? We could use The Knights of Dawn or change it up a but and call ourselves the Warriors of Dawn or something like that. Or, have any of you read the Tapestry books? (I claimed Rowan Academy earlier.) We could call ourselves the Rown Fighters or something. Or The Olympus Warriors, for the Pegasus books or Percy Jackson. I like the Warriors of Dawn. Personally.
And I claim Legend of Edda (can you claim computor games?) for us! My sisters play as Titans, so we have the whole Titan side to back us!
(September 23, 2013 - 2:36 pm)