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So, World Domination!
So, World Domination!
Theo and I agreed that we need this thread. WORLD DOMINATION! We are utterly, utterly convinced, that in twenty years, a CBer will be world Dominator. The rest of us will be advisors and master of smaller, individual things. For instance, I should like to be weapon master, Childhood master (I shall invent my own Neverland!), or Keepr of all books. As to who will be supreme ruler, we're not sure. Our friends do not believe us, or see how a chatterbox based on a literary magazine can bring about World Domination, but believe me, it will! And when it happens, and our friends are staring around with dumbfounded expressions, we will simply grin wickedly at them, and they will plead for mercy (which we won't give) at their fault.
So, yeah, this is the World Domination Thread!
submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Dominating the World
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
I shall claim Pixie Hollow and Shannon Messenger's blog as well!
(July 21, 2013 - 3:07 pm)
Then I shall take Tumblr, and the might of the Big Three fandoms shall belong to our team! There will be flower crowns for everyone.
*proudly puts on flower crown*
*cries because Tom Hiddleston was at San Diego CC and appeared at the Thor panel as Loki with costume and everything and I was at home, on the laptop*
*puts flower crown on Mercutio*
(July 22, 2013 - 5:06 pm)
I have decided to make a handy-dandy list of what each side has captured/enlisted/just has in general:
BlondeHeroinesRule and Theo's team
Disney
Oshawatt
Charizard
Maddie Insurance
Transportation bomb
Camp Half-Blood and all the weaponry, creatures, etc that come with it
Neverland
Youtube
Fifty thousand fantasy knights
Various pieces of steampunk clothing
Adult and YWP NaNo
Europe
Matthew C's blog
Pixie Hollow
Sharon Messenger's blog
Red's team
17,000,000 lemmings
Enackra
the Yukarimobile
Lugia
The Giant Squid of Anger
42 puppy-sized elephants
Grandpa Woodstock on his bicycle; possibly accompanied by his bearded wife
13 warthogs.
Ho-oh
Groudon
Venasaur
A sick, sleepy and disoriented wizard
Remlits
A magician
A golem
Mendigo
A magic pen
A magic mirror
The Doctor's sonic screwdriver
Jack Sparrow's compass
The Elder Wand
A gravity controller
Rodney/Spammy/Spamboy/etc.
Canada
Camp NaNoWriMo
North America
Joe the Stickfiddler's chicken dinner
Demons
Dragons
Various magic users
Pottermore
Neopets
Tumblr/Big Three Fandoms/Flower Crowns
Emma Dolohov (pseudonym)'s team
The Doctor's sonic screwdriver
The Elder Wand
A TV that only plays Doctor Who and Harry Potter
Hogwarts
You can really tell the personalities of the people on all three teams just based on what they've conquered. Please tell me if I forgot anything. Go Team Red!
(July 24, 2013 - 3:05 pm)
Oh awesome. A tv that only plays me and Harry Potter. I need one for my TARDIS (aka India).
btw *SLIGHT SPOILER ALERT* Did you know that Matt Smith is probably leaving after this years xmas special:'(?
(July 28, 2013 - 5:06 am)
Europe is ready to be dominated.
"HELLO!" A loud voice claims over a speaker phone hangging many miles above the ground, but loud enough that all of Europe can hear it, "WE ARE HERE TO DOMINATE EUROPE!"
This caused quite a frenzy down below on the streets, to which the voice calmly replied to. "WE ARE NOT GOING TO RULE EUROPE WTIH HATE AND SORROW. WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO HATE US. WE ARE HERE TO DOMINATE YOUR EUROPE. YOU MAY GO ON WITH YOUR USUAL BUSINESS ONCE SOME AUTHORITY SIGNS EUROPE OVER TO US. DO NOT WORRY, WE WILL NOT CHANGE ANYTHING. NO LEMMINGS WILL BREAK INTO EUROPE AND CAUSE DISRUPTION ANY LONGER! (I don't really know if they were in the first place, but now they won't!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND PATIENCE. AND EVERYTHING GREAT IN EUROPE. WE WILL PROCEED TO EAT ECLAIRS ON THE EFFIEL TOWER AFTERWORDS."
Authorities were seen signing a contract with five shadey figures, though none of them seemed to be a big threat. They did, in conclusion though, sit on the Effiel Tower and eat eclairs.
"But how will we keep all the lemmings out?" one of them was overheard asking the others.
"The probablity that Red attacks what we've rightfully dominated is low. Plus, we can put an anti-lemming force field sheild around Europe."
"Is that possible?"
"Just eat your eclair. The fantasy knights will take care of it. I'm sure at least one of them knows how to make an anti-lemming boundary."
The questioner frowned but said no more. Some one else spoke.
"Are we baiting Red?"
"It's possible."
We've taken Europe! And I'm making a comic adaption of this post! Yippee!
(July 24, 2013 - 6:09 pm)
Gaaaa! I had a post written but I lost it!
Helicopters fly over South America spraying hypnotism serum everywhere this hypnotism serum hypnotizes the people into thinking that we are good and life will go on as usual for them, just we will be in charge. Under the spell of the hypnotism serum all of the leaders in South America sign South America over to our team!
WE HAVE DOMINATED SOUTH AMERICA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(July 27, 2013 - 7:10 am)
I claim the headquarters of all five factions from Divergent for Red's team, as well as the paintball guns, lie detectors, and other things that come with them. (Yes I know they're fictional but I don't care narsh.) They shall be used as safe houses and whatnot.
I suggest somebody buy that sleeping/awakening spray from Assorted Antiquities and put it to good use.
Also, I'm resurrecting The Magic Touch from ZNZ's World Domination thead. One person wears a small chemical similar to the Hypnotism Serum. When they tap someone, they become a lemming. When that person taps another one, they too become a lemming. And so on.
(July 27, 2013 - 9:30 am)
What will we do when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives? How will we defend ourselves? Will everyone know what to do?
Well, now they will, thanks to the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Training Institute! Here, I will train recruits how to fight and avoide zombies, how to make weapons, traps, etc., stealth missions, and overall general survival skills needed for end of the world.
I am, in fact, certified to do this, as I have trained children younger than myself to do this (seriously, I have). I strongly urge and welcome those in our army to please join!
(July 27, 2013 - 10:31 am)
Ah, thank you for South America, Watermelon. We shall treat them well and they are free to govern themselves as before.
I shall take Europe back in a somewhat roundabout manner! Come, Hetalia, join me! I need each and every one of you to help me win the world! Hetalia, for those who don't know, is an anime about personified countries. Most of those countries are in Europe. Ha.
And thus I have conquered Hetalia.
(July 27, 2013 - 11:10 am)
PASSSSTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(July 27, 2013 - 12:59 pm)
Yay! Someone else who likes Hetalia!
Captcha says prre. Porre? That's a town in Chrono Trigger.
(July 27, 2013 - 4:09 pm)
Yeah, cousins got me into it by forcing me to bingewatch the first two seasons. I say "forcing" but after the first episode, I was hooked.
Now I need to start watching the Nordics!
(July 27, 2013 - 5:51 pm)
That's what I did too! Well, no one forced me to watch but I watched a ton of episodes really really fast (thank goodness they're only five minutes long). I can't watch the new season because the onlyplace I found it was on YouTube and YouTube is like, "Sorry, we have no idea if you're old enough to watch this." I bet the reason they're blocking it is France. Darn you, France! Oh well.
Now I'm watching Naruto (with Ru-kun. It's interesting.) and I'm in the middle of this really boring part. People are doing one-on-one matchs with each other, and there's twenty people and each match is about two episodes long. I almost want to fast forward about ten episodes to find the part where they start doing different things. The only fun part is betting on who is going to win the match, but I keep on losing the bets. I'm going to be broke at this rate.
(July 27, 2013 - 11:08 pm)
That's about the part in Naruto where I stopped watching and started reading because it was taking too long and my library had the volumes so I was happy. The anime doesn't really pick up the pace until Shippuden, but I'll still skip any filler arcs that don't involve the Jinchuuriki.
Seriously, just skip the exams, unless you really want to bet.
(July 28, 2013 - 8:17 pm)
'ello! I declare anything Candleman related, Mysterious Benedict Society releated, Sidekicked related, and Powerless related. Oh, and archvillian related. Ha.
(July 27, 2013 - 2:13 pm)