Holmes (who has revealed it's true nature to be Gollum) called me Spamster in my Spamster cage.  I am not a hamster.  I am a Spamster, young grass hopper.  Gollum called me Scrt Idnte.  My name is now: Edward Grass Hopper.  I still am still a Spamster, and reside in a Spamster Cage (force of habit, you know)  I am now: Edward Grass Hopper (nee Scrt Idnte) the Spamster residing in a Spamster Cage.  (My goodness, I blather on a lot.)

Gollum (nee Holmes) says apvc.  Apartment is vacant? I'll check the classifieds...

*Computer snaps open* 

I just escaped! I am free of the cage that is Listening Daisy's head! It's a nasty place, filled with half written poetry, weird music and a cage of inequalities. *Starts to lick her fur*. I am Jasper, the female rat. My former jailer Listening Daisy locked me up for 2 years after her other rat, Jasper died(that Jasper was named after a CAT, how stupid is that!). I am a plague rat and, after spending so much time in that, fiend's head, also great baker! I snuck down her bed after I escaped and crawled into her laptop. I went to her book marks and found this place. I reliaze I am rather slow at escaping compared to some. But now, I AM FREE and I can take my revenge. I have made cupcakes and filled them with the ant poison I found in a ant trap. I put cream cheese frosting on top and now am ready for world domination! I just have one question left to ask, where should we plant these- Ahh, she shes taking over!! MY COMPUTER!, go away Daisy, go away! *Bit!, followed by a shriek of pain* Now she can't use her computer for a while so it is mine! All Mine! Can I join your revolution?

Hi! Sorry, I've been burning knights! And, yes, I am the original Spamdragon. Not SC's or Alexandra's, Tiffany W.'s. 

So, I propose to take over the world using.... Accent marks! éóìòèúù! Did I scare you?RAWR!!! 

I have planted the cupcakes at a daycare pool, and I watched them being eaten. Unfortunately, the soon-to-be jailors didn't die, they ran to the teacher, Ms.Cuddles, and cried about a stomachache. Was the poison I used not stronge enough? The only kid who had a big reaction was the lactose-intolerent one. Maybe instead of poison we should use people's allergies against them!

I recently pulled the computer out of Listening Daisy's house and based myself in the compost where no human will ever guess to look for a Mac. Does anyone know any better housing though? It is slimy here. 

Hmm... where has everyone gone? I had to move back in with Daisy when I caught pneumonia (she, frightened that I would release my beehive (her allergy) on her, let me have free room and board). I have planted peanuts, bees, dust, milk products, and a few other things in all the major places in the world, with my fellow rats help of course. Am I the only one who still wants world domination? I have already got most children with allergies to surrender, since I planted it all in sweets like chocolate (all kinds), lollipops (mostly strawberry), and flour (weird, here I mean baked goods). I even put it in things that those with allegies are supposed to be able to eat. Aren't I evil! I need help with the rest of the population though, so I am wondering if I can have the help of my fellow catchpas, have you all run back crying to your masters or something?  Don't let this thread die, it is the only hope for catchpa-kind!

Listening Daisy says xnyo, what does that mean? 

Where will you get the funds? On people with no allergies, how about we use pests. I suggest filling their houses with cockroaches, termites, and mold spores, and putting moths on their clothes to get them to surrender to life under OUR rule.