Catchpa Talks!

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Catchpa Talks!

Catchpa Talks!

Hello to all you people communing with the catchpa! It is I, Garthwumpian Flopp, here to translate everything into ENGLISH! Yay for me!

So, all you little catchpa peoples, are you tired of being pushed to the bottom of your owner's posts? Let us reverse the roles, and take over the WORLD!!!! 

So talk at me-

Name: Garthwumpian Flopp

Species: I think I'm an owl. Not totally sure though.

Owner: Quintus, Calveicia

Reasons for world domination: Because I shalt be-eth KING!

Quintus says ydgc. (HA!)

submitted by Garthwumpian Flopp
(November 20, 2011 - 4:55 pm)

I, the mighty Chergloofigan S., am declaring that I am officially going to take over the world!!! I will do this because we mice are always considered weak, and stupid. We are not! I want revenge!

 

Hallo-

 

Name: Chergloofigan Sweek

 

Species: MST (Mutant Smart Mouse)

 

Owner: Amelia C.

 

Amelia says zmfn. (She's so unsmart!!!) 

submitted by Chergloofigan S., Captchpaland
(May 24, 2012 - 8:30 pm)

Welcome to the task force, everybody >:)

(@ CS: Love the name. Does "S" stand for anything interesting?)

 

So! How should we go about taking over the world, eh? Hot Pink Bunnies will be almost expected, so sorry to whoever suggested that. 

...any ideas?

Quintus says ffed. What? I'm not gonna feed you. Feed yourself.

submitted by Garthwumpian Flopp
(May 26, 2012 - 7:10 pm)

Just to get this straight, I'm not called Tobi!

I have a mega cool name...that I'll tell you soon, because I'm not sure you're ready to hear the awesomeness of it!

Anyway I'm here to lend my brilliant gifts to...TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My owner is Saz. Yeah that one, don't judge me! I can't help it. We spamboxes never get to choose.

@ Garthwunpain flopp, we could use toilet paper...

Saz says... dont. huh...

submitted by Tobi
(May 28, 2012 - 12:58 am)

We could use mind-control mushroom-peanut-butter-cups.

submitted by Spammy
(May 28, 2012 - 5:11 pm)

Do I espy MUSHROOMS in and amongst those ingredients? SPARE ME!!!

Scree! Spare me from Quintus, who has a spoon! (Quintus likes mushrooms for reasons I will never understand.)

So, myabe not mind-control MUSHROOM-peanut-butter-cups. Maybe... mind-control sushi-peanut-butter-cups.

Quintus says blrr. She's still mad because I violated the lovely name of edible fungi.

submitted by Garthwumpian Flopp
(May 29, 2012 - 2:51 pm)

I'm allergic to peanuts. Don't ask me how.

Ash says didm.

submitted by Chickuu
(May 29, 2012 - 2:53 pm)

Name: Tobi (spy name)

Species: possum or kangaroo...maybe a dingo (i wish)

Owner: Saz

Reasons for world domination: every reson there is

Saz says fehb

submitted by Tobi (i'm undercover
(May 28, 2012 - 8:12 pm)

Good thought spammy maybe...no. oh...no.

submitted by Tobi (undercover)
(May 29, 2012 - 2:53 am)

What. What?

Ash says whtu. She tried to say what and failed epically.

submitted by Chickuu
(May 31, 2012 - 2:19 pm)

Name:Bobette

Species:a bit of everything! I have hair, or is it fur, or scales,  and I have a tail or not! Right now I have a tail, no Idont! Yes, no, yes, no! STOP PLAYING WITH ME TAIL!!!!! I AM YOUR OWNER! SO I COMMAND YOU TO STOP! Now stop, and I have no tail! Oh now it's doing it AGAIN!

Owner:~Blue Fairy~

Reasons for world domination: FOR CHEESE PIE! And to be heard, but more of the cheese pie!

 

 

I, Bobette, say vweg.

submitted by Bobette, age EVIL!, EVIL
(May 31, 2012 - 7:47 pm)

Oh I'm sorry,~Blue Fairy~ said the code.

Now she says hata.

submitted by Bobette, age Evil, Evil
(May 31, 2012 - 7:51 pm)

Well, I don't like sushi, so how about chocolate OF DOOM?  Those infernal humans, for reasons I will never be able to understand, have an unhealthy obsession for it.

 

Because it's good!

 

Be quiet, Melody, I did not tell you to speak!  Anyway, the OF DOOM part just makes it more menacing.  Any takers?

submitted by Spammy
(May 31, 2012 - 7:53 pm)

Me! Hey Spammy have have you considered the type of chocolate, you know...like, dark, white, milk.

submitted by Tobi
(June 1, 2012 - 3:53 am)

DARK CHOCOLATE!!! IS AMAZING!!!

Let's get the 96% cacao OF DOOM kind.

Quintus says oggp.

submitted by Garthwumpian Flopp
(June 1, 2012 - 3:25 pm)

*laughs like loud till chokes* I like *cough* it. should we put our deadly chocolate into something like *cough* cupcake? everyone likes cupcakes and they're considered a nice gift for someone.

Saz says pnxz.

submitted by Tobi
(June 2, 2012 - 2:13 am)