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Okay, I found an awesome thread from January 2009 that I thought was pretty cool so...
IF YOU ARE BORED AND HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO, POST HERE!!!!!
This is a bored and random thread. You can post whatever you want. Smiley faces, exclamation marks, random sentences, etc. The randomer the better!!!!!
submitted by Princess P.
(April 29, 2011 - 2:55 pm)
(April 29, 2011 - 2:55 pm)
YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! *sigh* Who's the penguin?! Baby Oliphants!
(June 15, 2011 - 10:24 am)
Me lovers Oliphants! And, Elizabeth darling, so sorry to interrupt your singing, but the proper term for a question that you don't have an answer to is "Narguin". Thank you for remembering, and please keep all appendages inside the vehicle at all times. Thank You! SOFTBALL CAKE, FOLKS. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT HERE ON SOFTBALL CAKE GYMNASIUM DOT COME. PLEASE THANK YOUR NEWLY APPOINTED DRIVING INSTRUCTOR (HIS NAME'S SIR GUY OF GISBORNE) (HE'S THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM) FOR ALLOWING YOU TO ARRIVE HERE TONIGHT. GOOD BYE ALL, AND ENJOY THE SHOW.
AND NOW, FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION: A STUPID SENSELESS SMILEY STORY!
Hey, all, and welcome to the show. I'll be you host today as we learn about--
Dude. I'm like, the host, and you're, like, not, so, like, get outta my show, dude.
Look, they fired you for being to cool. Now I'm the host. Go away.
Hey, dude, lookit. i, like, brought my girlfriend. Her name's Floofda.
Hello, all. I am a stereotypical American teenage girl! I like to shop, flirt, go to wild parties, and worry about my weight! How's your day goin'?
(note from the writer: I am not trying to bash anyone. Please calm down and enjoy the show. Thank you.)
Isn't she , like, the greatest?
Guys, look. This is a kid's TV show. You guys are not helping the kids learn anything. Please go away and come back in half an hour.
But, dude, we're here to, like, watch.
Yeah, I wanna see what we're learning about today.
GO AWAY!!!
Dude, fine. We were just, like, leaving. C'mon, Floofie. I can tell when we're not wanted.
Bye, y'all. Bye! Bye! See you later! It was nice meeting you! Bye! Bye! Call me! Hope we meet agai--
Shut up, Floofda. *Slams door*
And now, back to our show. Today we're learning about--
Time's up. You're off the air. I'm on now, for my show Get Rich Quick with David Widdersham. Hello, folks, it's great to be here...
THANKS FOR WATCHING! JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER STUPID SENSELESS SMILEY STORY ON THE STUPID SENSELESS SMILEY SHOW! UNTIL NEXT TIME!
Bye, everyone! Bye! See you! Bye!
Floof. The show's over. They need you in the dressing room to try on a halo.
Okay! Bye!
(June 15, 2011 - 3:06 pm)
PURPLE HAZE........PURPLE HAZE........PURPLE HAZE........
*throws The Westing Game back on the book shelf and magically levitates across the room, staring right into the face of a faceless zombie*
*The Typing Overseer who I carry in my pocket who looks like a ninja merged with a pug says this makes no sense*
*screams*
SCREAMS? DID SOMEONE SAY SCREAMS?
SCREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
AIEEEEEEEE
CHEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
' '
O
MY NAME IS (drat, i forgot it).
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.......
*coughs*
*everything returns to normal*
See? Me knows magic.
(August 4, 2011 - 5:58 pm)
BLAH
GRR
RANDOM NOISES
(June 15, 2011 - 5:29 pm)
I LOVE CRICKET&MUSE.CAN THE 9 NEW MUSES COME 2 CRICKET COUNTRY?
.OH,MY GOSH, I HAVE SOOO MUCH $$$$$$$$$$
.HAPPY B-DAY JACK!
(June 16, 2011 - 6:00 am)
Haha!
Thank you darling Jess for answering my so important question! :) What I meant was this:
WHO'S THE PENGUIN!?
I'M THE PENGUIN!
Baby Oliphant is cutie. Me lovy you, Ludwig!
(June 16, 2011 - 10:16 am)
Ludwig?
And there's a bit of a story behind the word "Narguin". It's like this:
Confirmation Class, the last class of the year
H (this girl who never knows how to spell anything): Pastor, what do you call a question that you don't actually know the answer to?
Pastor: ...
S (a really funny boy who wasn't listening): Look, everybody, i drew a Narguin! See, it's a cross between a penguin and a narwhal!
Pastor: H, the correct answer for that question is "Narguin".
And now that's what we say when we don't know the answer and it cannot logically be answered "42". It was really funny at the time...
And don't forget your softball cake, folks.
(June 16, 2011 - 9:14 pm)
My fav book quote: "You could have married the god of doctors or the god of lawyers, but noooo, you had to eat the pomagrante."
(June 20, 2011 - 7:27 am)
HEHE!!! Haha! That's great!
By the way, Mr. Oliphant is named Ludwig!!!!!! Cutie pie!
STRAWBERRY CAKE WITH CRUMBY BOTTOM! STRAWBERRY CAKE WITH CRUMBY BOTTOM! STRAWBERRY CAKE WITH CRUMBY BOTTOM!! HO HO HO!
Who's the penguin?!
NARGUIN!
(June 20, 2011 - 9:04 am)
I thought the word you say when you don't know what to say was 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'.
Me thinks me sees a peanut butter sandwich. Me thinks me eats a peanut butter sandwich.
(June 21, 2011 - 3:57 pm)
Good point!
(June 22, 2011 - 8:49 am)
Me thinks me covers meself in peanut butter sandwich.
(June 22, 2011 - 9:15 am)
Hmmm...
I lost my baby orangutan...
I hope he didn't find the cookies.
(June 24, 2011 - 1:07 pm)
AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! There's a baby orangutan eating the cookies!!! Help!
(August 1, 2011 - 1:13 pm)
Try catching him in a net and feeding him oranges instead.
ME LIKES PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(August 2, 2011 - 5:30 pm)