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Never juggle coconuts while sucking on mutant space frogs on Saturday at 4:00 am, or you will grow an eight foot beard. You will also have to pay 59 dollars in Chinese money if you do so while jumping out of the Cricket Country commercial airliner.
Never use the shift key on Saturdays at 7:20.
If you decide to watch the "How To Make Bacon and Doughnut Pizza Show", then you must sing 13th century Scotland songs at the top of your lungs with the windows open and the neighbors filming, while your green puppy runs around. What? You don't have one? That's one computer monitor covered in pink pony stickers you owe me!
Your havee to missspell everee word at 7:25 peach dayyyyyyy
COME ON! FEEL THE RANDOM!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to make a time machine out of dirty socks and bumper stickers.
submitted by WritingWarrior, age None, Nowheresville
(April 9, 2011 - 6:25 am)
(April 9, 2011 - 6:25 am)
The mome raths are singing.
(May 11, 2011 - 4:04 pm)
Oh, I thought they were outgrabe.
(May 11, 2011 - 8:33 pm)
The pi will now come and wreak havoc upon us all because we do not enjoy black beans! And black beans are secret to the people of the pi, who despise glass cups, and so melt them down and make them into black bean shaped glass particles, so that they can have their secret black-bean goddess come down and help their black beans grow, so they are able to eat, and make beautiful black bean necklaces of amazingness that the unicorns pay for, with coconuts that are as big as a coconut-sized peanuts.
Excuse me, the pi is coming after me, because I haven't eaten any black beans yet today. *wanders off to eat black beans*
(May 12, 2011 - 12:21 pm)
My green hockey pokey socks arn't made of cheese you giant limbo green bean! Stop, or else I will be forced to go all musical-sappy-ninja-turtle-couch-medicine-toilet-diamond on you!!! Thank you, we have reached the tour destination, please keep all sticks inside the brain at all times, untill this bracelet comes to a complete volcanoe. May the man inside the toast please stop hitting the butter. Please exit in a panic fashion while a spoiled lunch meat tries to eat the braclet.*thumbs up while lunch meat eats tour guide*
(May 14, 2011 - 11:55 am)
*makes popping noise*
*makes popping noise*
I fell down a rabbit hole with a whale yesterday.
MWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
^ANALESIA THE BOOKWORM^
(May 16, 2011 - 4:35 pm)
SPOON!!!!!!!!!
(May 17, 2011 - 8:14 am)
FORK
(May 20, 2011 - 3:21 pm)
I. Like. Pizza. Princess. P. Signing. Off.
(May 17, 2011 - 5:02 pm)
Okay, I did not post this. Whoever is impersonating me, PLEASE STOP!!!!!
(June 27, 2011 - 12:50 pm)
This is Grampa. I made him up and he loves each and every one of you.
Thoughts on Google
Back when I was a boy we didnt have google. We just had to walk 9 miles to the library. In the snow. Uphill. With some lunch meat. and usually it was closed!
Thoughts on IMing
Back when i was a boy we didn't have IMing we just had to rely on telepathy. It didn't really work.
Thoughts on Air Hockey
Back when i was a boy we didn't have air hockey. We just had Blow on Pucks and Hope One of Them Moved Untill You Faint Hockey.
I will do more Grampa later. If you like him, make more yourself.
Fill in the blanks Grampa
Thoughts on ______ ( this in bold)
Back when I was a boy, we didn't have _____. (same as topic up top.) We just had (to) __________. (Add other sentences at your own discretion.)
Thank you for reading Grampa
(June 24, 2011 - 9:06 pm)
Thoughts on Food
Back when I was a boy, we didn't have food, we just had BRICKS. and MUD. And BRICKS. And on occasion, STICKS!!!
Thoughts on Toys
Back when I was a boy, we didn't have toys. we just had BRICKS. and MUD. And BRICKS. And on occasion, STICKS!!!
Hope you like my Grampa, Claire!
Spammy sez uipf. Hmm... underpants in poofy France
(June 25, 2011 - 10:28 am)
LUCKY DUCK SHE GOT AWAY
BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY
GONNA GET OUR FACES SLAPPED
GONNA GET OUR KNUCKLES RAPPED
IT'S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE IT'S THE HARD KNOCK LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
IT'S! THE! HARD! KNOCK! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEE!!!!!
ME LIKES ANNIE, TOO.
(June 25, 2011 - 7:16 pm)
If you want to be the most beautifull person in the world, you have to wear a clown nose, eat nothing but spinach, and paint your face black for a whole month, as well as shaving your head, and not taking a shower.
(July 19, 2011 - 12:07 pm)
Hello! I am WritingWarrior, as you already know!
As am I.
As well as I.
What?!? CLONES? I thought I paid you with the magical salad dressing to stay in the closet filled with angry smilies!
You put in a teaspoon too little, and forgot to add the sparkles.
And I agree.
Wait a minute...is that closet door open?
Of course. The angry smilies were getting anxious.
An excellent point.
But! But! But! Do you know what happens when the angry smilies get anxious and you open the door? Oh no! Here it comes! The STTTTTTTTAAMMMMPEEEEDDDDEEE.........
:(:(:(:(:(:(:B {---Nerd :(:(] :(]
OH NO! THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU'VE CAUSED?
Yes, and we are quite sorry. But, as you may know, we need that magical salad dressing to live. So I suppose we shall die together.
And I fully agree.
WHAT?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*giant smiley comes....*
(July 23, 2011 - 6:29 am)
TOP!
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(July 23, 2011 - 11:42 am)