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Never juggle coconuts while sucking on mutant space frogs on Saturday at 4:00 am, or you will grow an eight foot beard. You will also have to pay 59 dollars in Chinese money if you do so while jumping out of the Cricket Country commercial airliner.
Never use the shift key on Saturdays at 7:20.
If you decide to watch the "How To Make Bacon and Doughnut Pizza Show", then you must sing 13th century Scotland songs at the top of your lungs with the windows open and the neighbors filming, while your green puppy runs around. What? You don't have one? That's one computer monitor covered in pink pony stickers you owe me!
Your havee to missspell everee word at 7:25 peach dayyyyyyy
COME ON! FEEL THE RANDOM!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to make a time machine out of dirty socks and bumper stickers.
submitted by WritingWarrior, age None, Nowheresville
(April 9, 2011 - 6:25 am)
(April 9, 2011 - 6:25 am)
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I'm not feeling particualarily random right now, but here goes.
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Dog shows yeah whatever....
I give up :P
(April 9, 2011 - 9:21 pm)
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(April 10, 2011 - 5:52 pm)
Don't dance like a llama on Saturdays. Well, that is, unless you want to turn into a kiwi. Does anyone know how to turn a kiwi back into a person? Because my sister just tried to eat me.
^ANALESIA THE BOOKWORM^
(April 13, 2011 - 3:13 pm)
Oh la la! Woof.
(April 14, 2011 - 9:47 am)
I think to turn back into a person from a kiwi you have to dance like a llama except instead of on Saturday you have to do it on the day between Tuesday and Wednesday. I don't know how to get to that day. Maybe you have to turn your sister into a kiwi too. All well I hope you change back.
(April 22, 2011 - 2:33 pm)
LAFF LAFF LAFF LAFF LAFF!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever cook iridium isotropes. You might just end up with a purple and pink hyperactive puppy that will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
(This is as good as the Laugh Room.)
(April 14, 2011 - 6:15 pm)
It's 8 PM Sunday morning and I'm going back to sleep since I should never get out of bed when the day starts with a rising sun. My TV is making breakfast so I have to eat snicker doodle cookies with cheese sause soaked in peanut butter and barly dip. My sister is trying to run off with the moon again but for some odd reason he disappears when my sister's other friend, Billy, comes around, which is every noon at 3. I am going to Sunday school where I will get my driver's license and my hydrolic powered guitar. I am turning 5 yesterday. My pet wolverine is trying to tear my other pet T-Rex to shreads. The T-Rex, a peaceable creature, is hiding in my goldfish bowl. Note To Self, clean the goldfish bowl. I am watching my DVD on my cassette player, it has very high definition. I am going to swim in the in Arctic sea with my half brother, the rhino. He is a very light creature, only about half a gram, though he sinks very easily. I will sign off now, cause I have to fix my teacher before she gives me any homework.
(April 16, 2011 - 4:21 am)
I am singing at the top of my lungs? Does it sound okay? Because the only person I have to judge it is a deaf chameleon. Please tell me my singing is okay! I hate this chameleon. It keeps on trying to bite my pinky toe. I guess my big toe just doesn't taste good today. Aaaaaaaah! A killer goose is attacking me. Give me one second so I can fight him off.
^ANALESIA THE BOOKWORM^
(April 22, 2011 - 8:20 am)
YES! RANDOMNESS!!! If you have a hippo you love very much yet you find it has one or two faults (such as sleeping too late, such as making you wait) I suggest that you teach it to WALTZ!!! Let me tell you of the most amazing thing I know (thing I know, yeah, thing I know). You just stand back now and watch it go (watch it go, yeah, watch it go) it's compact, streamlined, built to last, shiny green, and so incredibly fast! It's a speed turtle, oh, whoa, it's a speed turtle, oh no! Man alive, it's in overdrive! Go, little turtle, go go.
(April 22, 2011 - 7:00 pm)
The faeiries are attacking the mouspads because the mouspads are singing a song about how pixies eat smoked chair and then blow their noses on the hippogriffs which then turn into a fluffy banana cream pie that then recites a song sung by the great and powerful pea flower:
"Oh! once upon a time
We did like cheese!
We danced along
Said, "sing more, please"
But then the cheese
Turned into wood
And began to sing
Of what we should
DO
And they said, "Please
You must, you must
fix computers!
so they can rust."
We don't do that
Rust is our enemy
We throw rust
Into the sea
Because rust
Ate our trucks
They were for our
Precious ducks!
Therefore, cheese is our enemy."
It's a great song, the national song of pea flowers that now like pie and are hoping that the pie won't turn into wood or anything like that.
(April 26, 2011 - 11:15 am)
Hello, dear online acquaintances. I am the amazing Analesiano, the magician. Now, I will perform a magic trick. *computer disappears*
The post had to be ended here, for without a computer, Analesia'no' could not type the rest, not even her signature.
(April 26, 2011 - 5:24 pm)
*screams* Aaahhh where'd my computer go? It's gone! Now I can't have interesting conversations with my very important political pie as I sit upside down upon it! O.o
*wanders off to scream a lot*
(April 28, 2011 - 12:12 pm)
Burp.
(April 29, 2011 - 3:38 pm)
Carpet!
(May 11, 2011 - 8:55 am)
You lugabed! Get off my hippo immediately or else you will find yourself stuck in a pair of blurple socks that are twelve and a half sizes too small!
Honey, this behavior has to stop or else. GO AWAY GERRIT.
(May 11, 2011 - 3:50 pm)