SECRET IDENTITIES! Let's

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SECRET IDENTITIES! Let's

SECRET IDENTITIES! Let's do a new one! I'll post too, so feel free to guess me!

submitted by CJ, age ??????????, Nowhere in part
(May 5, 2010 - 2:09 pm)

Bob is ZNZ??????????????????????????????????????????????

submitted by The Purple Noodle, age Unknown, Macaroni Salad
(May 15, 2010 - 8:59 am)

Greetings, my lady. I have come to tell you that I have been convicted of witchcraft, and I am here to plead for my life.

I think that, as a citizen, I deserve the right to a trial. Never mind that this is never written in our laws, for nor does it say that this right should be denied. But I must say that I disagree very strongly about the law forbidding magic.

I agree, Princess, that magic can be dangerous. It should never be used for ordinary purposes, nor for any purpose if the power comes from a nefarious source. But magic can be used to heal as well as harm. It can often bring true goodness into the world! Surely there should be a few exceptions to the laws?

As for its danger, there is no reason that we should revolt against you if you are just. We will support a ruler who supports Eurova, and we hope that you will prove such a monarch one day. Besides, magic ought only to be allowed for noble purposes. This means that there would be no revolt.

At the very least, don't you think that burning is rather harsh for a punishment? When there are so much more merciful ways to kill a person? Could you inflict less cruel punishment on mere users of magic? I beg of you, please, spare my life! Or at the very least, allow me the luxury of a painless death! I used magic only once in my entire life! I healed my little daughter Ada, who was at death's door. If a member of your family was about to pass away, would you not be willing to go to any lengths to spare them? You know me to be quite dutiful loyal to the crown. I have proven it many times over in my service to you. Might you, perhaps, be willing to give mme a 2nd chance? I'll swear upon anything you wish never to use magic again! You know me to be an honest woman. I keep my promises. I keep my word. Trust me!

submitted by Alka, Princess Dragon
(May 14, 2010 - 9:00 pm)

I hear a noise. "Ten  minutes!" What is a minute? Is it vaulable? Can I buy it? Why are there ten? Can you eat it? Can you put them on that funny word called screen? Is it just a nonsense word? Help! Somebody help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

submitted by I don't know, age ??, I don't know
(May 16, 2010 - 8:45 am)

I can print you out a description and definition of a minute, if you'd like.

submitted by Small Printer Guy, Your Printer
(May 16, 2010 - 2:17 pm)

HAHA. I knew that I'd fool you. I am not ZNZ.

SHUT UP ANDY. aynk? WHERE IS DA TRANSLATOR?

submitted by Bob
(May 16, 2010 - 5:03 pm)

Ima then??

submitted by The Purple Noodle, age Unknown, Macaroni Salad
(May 17, 2010 - 4:40 pm)

Hullo! My name is Leilani. I love that name, it is Hawaiin for flower. My mother is from Hawaii. We went there once when I was six, to visit my Gramama. My daddy doesn't earn enough money to pay for any more plane tickets to the islands though. My little brother has never met Gramama.

I love to dance. I do ballet, tap, jazz, hip-hop - everything! When I dance, I feel so lively. My mama says that it brings a special shine to my eyes. When I grow up, I want to be in Broadway musicals. Dancing is my passion. I don't have a favorite book - never been much of a reader. Which is good, because I spend a lot of my free time in the dance studio.

Well, that's all for now.

 

submitted by Leilani, age 12, California
(May 17, 2010 - 1:11 pm)

I'm in the Local Brainwashing Facility of Deep space right now, and I Don't Know is here. h'mm...

Andy is saying gryf. I think he might be saying 'Grr, you ----'

submitted by Bob
(May 17, 2010 - 5:57 pm)

Hello again. *yawns* I am dreadfully tired, dears, please excuse me. I just wanted to check on you and make sure you were all right. It's too cloudy for me to see anything right now. Sorry.

 

By the way, tell NASA not to try and drain water out of me. This would decrease my size, and possibly send your planet spiraling off into space. Please do this. It would be a great service to me. :} (I always make my smileys like that.)

 

Bob, I believe "Andy" as you call him (I think he is actually the man in the moon, who is always very busy on the computer, but who knows?) is saying gryffen. Proud creatures, gryffens...I very seldom speak with them.

 

submitted by Moon, age Ageless, The sky
(May 18, 2010 - 1:27 pm)

YOU'RE TNO! TNO ALWAYS SAYS SHE'S IN A LOCAL BRAINWASHING FACILITY! DON'T DENY IT!!!!!!!!

submitted by CJ, age ??????????, Nowhere in part
(May 18, 2010 - 4:56 pm)

Noooope...Not Ima.......

yinu?!?!?!?!?!? >:<

submitted by Bob, Local Brainwash
(May 18, 2010 - 6:57 pm)

OK, the contest is over! Time to reveal who everyone was!

Guess who I was.... I DON'T KNOW, THE GUY WITH ANNEMESIA! Did anyone guess...?

submitted by CJ, age ????????, Nowhere in part
(May 20, 2010 - 6:10 am)

Hey everybuggy! I'm here agan! I told you I'd have to say who I was a lttle early so I will! Because I'm not gong to be here tomorrow!

 

Anywho. Yeah. And Such Like. (That should have told you who I am.) 

 

Cheers,

lavendershy, who had a lot of fun purposely misspelling things. Thanks, CJ!

submitted by Elenia!, age Yay!, Atlantis
(May 19, 2010 - 11:25 pm)

HAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! I have fooled people intoo thinking that i'm ZNZ (intentionally) Ima (accidentally) and TNO (intentinally) I am.....Bob!

 

Vick says hmrb. Hm, Ryb... 

 

~~NDT~~

submitted by NDT, age 9, NC
(May 20, 2010 - 2:58 pm)

I was the purple noodle.

submitted by Clair, age 12, Here
(May 20, 2010 - 7:12 pm)