SECRET IDENTITIES! Let's

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SECRET IDENTITIES! Let's

SECRET IDENTITIES! Let's do a new one! I'll post too, so feel free to guess me!

submitted by CJ, age ??????????, Nowhere in part
(May 5, 2010 - 2:09 pm)

Where am I? It looks like a big white box. What is this thing in front of me? It's a box that has lots of pretty colors. Who am I? Do I have anemesia?

submitted by I don't know, age ??, I don't know
(May 6, 2010 - 6:06 am)

There's a hole in the white box, and there are weird tall green things and a big black thing outside... for some reason they put a bunch of little black things on the hole. Hmmm.. I hear a noise saying "Don't lean on the screen!" Screen? What a funny word.

submitted by I don't know, age ??????????, I don't know
(May 6, 2010 - 2:44 pm)

Hello! i am from Atlanta I mean Atlantis!! It's a list ciytwith lots of cool stuff! And fairies. I like fairies! Do you went to know my nqme? It is Elenia. I'm a pixie, but all my friends are fairies. I like faries! My hair is really long, nd it's blue! I like having blue hair. All my friends have green hair, but I toold them "That is stupid! Why do you all have, like, green hair?! Be different an awesome!" That's when they hit me over the head with the food processor that was full f fruit flies. It was gross. But it made my hair different and I love being different!!! So bye now I'll see you later!!

submitted by Elenia!, age Yay!, Atlantis
(May 6, 2010 - 9:16 am)

Elenia, are you Clair?

submitted by CJ, age ??????????, Nowhere in part
(May 6, 2010 - 2:41 pm)

Are you Adina?

submitted by Random person
(May 7, 2010 - 6:29 pm)

Guess who I am.

submitted by Marissa L., age 13, Sweet Home Alab
(May 8, 2010 - 2:49 pm)

No i'm not any of those people!!

submitted by Elenia!, age Yay!, Atlantis
(May 10, 2010 - 11:53 pm)

Are you Elena?

submitted by CJ, age ??????????, Nowhere in part
(May 15, 2010 - 5:59 pm)

T: Hello everyone! I'm here to translate the messages from everyone's favorite anti-spam box! Just tell me something he's said to you, and I'll tell you what it means!! I hope you enjoy learning everything he's been trying to say to you all this time! You can also ask me other questions about him, I'll answer them as well as I can!

A: wwud

T: He means, "What?" He's only four, so he can't spell well, you see. He didn't hear what I just said! All right, then, I'll repeat myself. Keep in mind that I was talking to the audience. Hello everyone! I'm here to translate the messages from everyone's favorite anti-spam box—by the way, that's you, Andy. Just tell me something he's said to you, and I'll tell you what it means!! I hope you enjoy learning everything he's been trying to say to you all this time! You can also ask me other questions about him, I'll answer them as well as I can!

submitted by andy, and his transla
(May 6, 2010 - 5:27 pm)

Hello. I am the moon. You might have seen me at night. Right now I am sleepy, since it is the middle of the day. I like to hear the way people describe me-as "silvery" and "unearthly". I love coming out into the smooth darkness of the night, with the stars dancing all around me and glittering like diamonds in the sky. Soon I will be covered in shadow, but right now you can still see some of me! I am peaceful and quiet, but a bit vain about my looks sometimes. Well, that's all for now! Goodbye!

 

Little known fact:  The moon was created when an asteroid hit the earth and ripped a chunk off, which then started to orbit our planet.  So technically, the moon IS "earthly." In case you were all interested....

Admin 

submitted by Moon, age Ageless, The sky
(May 7, 2010 - 4:21 pm)

Hello. I am the computer. I am that thing you hit in frustration when I delete something you were writing a report for school. I am very dearly sorry about that. I do not mean to. Just so many things go inside my hard drive and I get confused.

@Admin: Do you really believe that about the moon?

-☺☻

Sure. It's certainly more likely than that story about the green cheese!

submitted by Computer, age ?, Motherboard
(May 8, 2010 - 8:27 pm)

hihi!!!!!!! I am the purple noodle in my sister's graduation macaroni salad!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I'm HyperWink

submitted by The Purple Noodle, age Unknown, Macaroni Salad
(May 8, 2010 - 9:45 am)

Blimey! What am I doing? First I was at Hogwarts. Then in Muse magazine! Now I'm on a Cricket forum? I'M GOING CRAZY!!!!

submitted by Harry Potter, age 16, I've No Idea!
(May 8, 2010 - 10:48 pm)

Greetings mortals. Silence. This is a reminder that your world is about to explode in FIVE... FOUR... THREE... TWO... ONE... KA-BOOOOOM!

submitted by Zeus the Almighty, age 5,849, Mt. Olympus, Gr
(May 8, 2010 - 10:53 pm)

I am Crown Princess Dragonfly of the Kingdom of Eurova. As the eldest daughter of King Carilnor and Queen Eaneda, I will one day rule the Kingdom. Until such a time arrives, I am taught by my tutors about the the history of Eurova, royal behaviour, and other subjects that befit a queen-to-be, so that when it becomes time for me to rule, I shall be ready. I greatly enjoy my lessons, especially history and the tales of my great ancestors, such as Queen Nerissa, who almost single handedly prevented the Ebycian invasion. I aspire to one day be as great as she.

Another topic of study is the laws of Eurova. One of the most important is that all magic is outlawed. Wizards and witches are to be beheaded or burned at the stake. Magic is far too dangerous to be allowed. In addition, it gives its users far too much power. Common people should not have such power. The last thing we want is a revolt on our hands.

I must leave now. I look forward to speaking more with all of you.

submitted by Princess Dragonfly, age 15, Eurova
(May 9, 2010 - 2:14 pm)