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Now that I've got your attention :), I shall proceed.
I can't remember for the life of me what these things are called, but it's like you make up a name that sounds like something else. A popular one is "Isabell Ringing."
They're really quite entertaining to make up. Here are a few I've done:
Telmi Alai
Atro Shuss
Sendussa Kardd
Bea Neiss
Eta Bitmoore
It's hard to think of ones with actual first names!
submitted by Brynne, age 14, Wizarding Europ
(April 17, 2010 - 11:01 am)
(April 17, 2010 - 11:01 am)
Ima Bookworm! Sort of...
Anyway, this reminds me of something else. A distant ancestor of mine's first and middle initials were I.M., and his last name was an adjective. I don't want to tell you what it is, so I'll just say it's Good, even though I promise that wasn't his last name. Well, he had his first 2 initials and last name painted on his car, so that it said, "I. M. 'Good'". But he didn't have the 2 periods there, so some vandal added an apostrophe, so that it said, "I'm Good"! (I know that's improper grammar, both times, but otherwise it would look like the end punctuation was on his car). I'm told he was quite angry. Even though his last name wasn't Good, it was a very positive adjective, and it looked like he was bragging. (I chose Good on purpose so that it would have the same effect his real name would).
Para Normal! (You wouldn't believe how many options there are starting with Para, but that's all I'm doing).
Abigail! (Abby gale).
None of those are very good, but it was the best I could do.
(April 17, 2010 - 2:48 pm)
Or, alternately, you can come up with book titles and the name of somebody to write them. As in: Gardening, by Rose Bush, or
Peacocks, by Pritt E. Birdd. I love those. Can you think of any others?
(April 17, 2010 - 6:30 pm)
Here's one to go with Telmi Alai. Telmetha Truthe!
Yes, it's also fun to do them as "books never written" like ZNZ's. I like the Pritt E. Birdd one, that's hilarious.
(April 18, 2010 - 2:33 pm)
That sounds funny! and fun. How about for names:
Lisa House
Jem Isjewel
Mary Me
Reed A. Book
Guy Goode and Rich F. Steale
Sorry, most of those are pretty bad!
Books:
How to Write a Novel, by Reed A. Booke
Precious Stones, by Jem Isjewel
Real Estate for the Beginner, by Lisa House
How to be a Modern Day Robin Hood, by Guy Goode and Rich F. Steal
The Book of Vows, by Mary Me
(April 18, 2010 - 5:04 pm)
I don't get Atro Shuss.
Martyis Funferall
Mon Keypi
Alies Badd
Badwiz Ard Cursed
Subscri Ption
Spamm Buoy
Looka Tmee
Luck Eebugg
Amutt Isa Dawg
(April 20, 2010 - 12:25 pm)
atro schuss
atro cious
atrocious
That help?
(April 20, 2010 - 1:45 pm)
I get it now.
(April 20, 2010 - 9:17 pm)
Here are some books to go with mine Fun Jokes For All by Martyis Funferall, Recipes for Monkeys by Mon Keypi, The Truth and Nothing But the Truth by Alies Badd, Avoiding Curses from Wizards by Badwiz Ard Cursed, Catalog for Magazines and Subscription Forms for Them by Subscri Ption, Removing Spam From Your Inbox by Spamm Buoy, How to get Babies Attention by Looka Tmee, Lucky Charms by Luck Eebugg, Mutts, They're Dogs Too by Amutt Isa Dawg.
(April 23, 2010 - 9:26 am)
Are these "Books never written"? I think that's what they're called. Like Guide to Automobiles by Iona Ferrari and How to Sweep the Floor by Dustin Cracks (I know, they're lame).
(April 23, 2010 - 9:06 am)
Hahaha, I actually like yours a lot, MJ. "Iona Ferrari"...That's great.
I can't ever think of ones with actual first names, they all have to be modified words... Yours are good though. :)
(April 23, 2010 - 1:36 pm)
@ Brynne-Thank you! I didn't make up "Iona Ferrari." I read it in my brother's Boys Life magazine (yes, I read Boys Life). I made up the "Dustin Cracks" one which I sent in Boys Life and it was actually published in the joke section of the magazine with my name under it. Wow. What an achievment :P
(April 24, 2010 - 8:54 am)
Oh, yes, I read Boy's Life sometimes too, whenever I *babysit* these boys from our church who are actually about old enough to stay home by themselves. They always have that lying around at their house.
(April 25, 2010 - 3:03 pm)
Wow! Congratulations, I think you're probably the first girl ever to have that happen!
I used to read Boys' Life, when my brother had a subscription. When he quit, I didn't want it quite enough to order my own subscription, so I've never read on since.
(April 29, 2010 - 8:26 pm)
Hugh Mann, or A. Hugh Mann. And A. Hugh Mann could write: What I Am.
(May 2, 2010 - 2:09 pm)
How To Be Serious by Joe King
Disasters by Sky Iz Falling
I'm A Girl, Who Do I Marry? by Mary A.Mann
Dessert by E.Claire
Weather by Ray Uv Sunshine
What To Feed The Baby by Babe Eef Ood
How To Get Boatsick by Bob Upan Down
How To Be A Good Role Model by Bea Ree Sponzi-Bell
Are these good? Please tell me. They're not really funny.
(May 4, 2010 - 5:44 pm)