I cannot resist the pull of the form.

1. What food could you totally never eat again?

Artichokes. I just really don't like them.

2. Do you think dolphins or pigs are smarter (and in your opinion, which is cuter?)?

I think pigs are smarter (and cuter).

3. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg.

4. When you find yourself with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, what do you generally draw?

I usually draw flowers.

5. Do you walk barefoot?

In the summer, sometimes.

6. Do you think that the moon is just a hologram?

If it is, it's a good one. 

7. What sort of 'weird' do you consider yourself?

Socially awkward

8. Look around and find something in the room with words. What does it say? (no getting up or walking around!)

Reagan Shot But 'sails through surgery'

9. True or False: Sparkles make everything better.

No I don't think so.

10. There is your favorite book, pet, priceless neckless, and your notebook filled with your best poems, drawings, and/or stories in it in danger of being destroyed by a fire. In what order do you save these things?

I would save my pet, notebook, book, then my necklace.

11. Do you know the muffin man?

Yes. Do you?

12. You are being a tourist in an ancient building when you find a secret passageway. What do you do?

I check my phone battery percentage and get a flashlight and a water bottle before entering.

13. Would you rather have a beach house, lake house, or cave in the woods?

Lake house! 

14. Tigers, lions, and bears- OH MY! Which would you rather fight?

Uhhhh, bears? But I don't want to fight any of them.

15. Homemade food always is better then store bought. Yeah? or No?

Yes. It's a lot more work though.

16. Cats are obviously better then dogs, right?

No. I like cats, but dogs are clearly superior.

17. NO! Dogs are totally top of the pet chain, NOT cats, right? 

Now we're talking.

18. Name three smells you could sniff for the rest of your life.

Strawberry, earl grey, and chocolate.

19. Do you think that axtolotls are adorable?

Yes I do.

20. Whelp, that's probably enough. Did you have fun?

Yep. 

21. Haha, just kidding. One more! Greeks or Romans?  

Greeks all the way!

Wow, I haven't been here since 2023! Probably going to change my name.

1. What food could you totally never eat again?

Calamari (squid) after seeing that one octocurse commercial...

2. Do you think dolphins or pigs are smarter (and in your opinion, which is cuter?)?

DOLPHINS ARE CUTER AND SMARTER. I tell no lies. 

3. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Well you see, the egg, because at one point there was a chicken ancestor and it layed a egg and that egg had a little mutation and so on.

4. When you find yourself with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, what do you generally draw?

A bird of prey becomes it's eagle season.

5. Do you walk barefoot?

Only when I wake up. 

6. Do you think that the moon is just a hologram?

NO. How can a hologram affect us? 

7. What sort of 'weird' do you consider yourself?

well if count having 14 pictures of rocks with teeth weird...

8. Look around and find something in the room with words. What does it say? (no getting up or walking around!)

The Avian Taort. 

9. True or False: Sparkles make everything better.

False. Does sparkles make nature better? No.

10. There is your favorite book, pet, priceless neckless, and your notebook filled with your best poems, drawings, and/or stories in it in danger of being destroyed by a fire. In what order do you save these things?

1. Pet

2. Notebook

3. Priceless neckless

4. Favorite book (sorry) 

11. Do you know the muffin man?

what kind of question is this? 

12. You are being a tourist in an ancient building when you find a secret passageway. What do you do?

Go inside and prepare myself.

13. Would you rather have a beach house, lake house, or cave in the woods?

BEACH HOUSE. There's too many lakes where I live. 

14. Tigers, lions, and bears- OH MY! Which would you rather fight?

I refuse to believe that any of those animals will fight me. They're not bloodthirsty. People portray nautre as the enemy, but in reality WE are (well maybe not).

15. Homemade food always is better then store bought. Yeah? or No?

YES. I can taste all of those chemicals. 

16. Cats are obviously better then dogs, right?

they're equal 

17. NO! Dogs are totally top of the pet chain, NOT cats, right? 

Like I said 

18. Name three smells you could sniff for the rest of your life.

Okay, salty ocean, olive trees, clear air NO POLLUTION

19. Do you think that axtolotls are adorable?

yes 

20. Whelp, that's probably enough. Did you have fun?

maybe 

21. Haha, just kidding. One more! Greeks or Romans? 

I'm Greek so what do you think 

1. What food could you totally never eat again? 

2. Do you think dolphins or pigs are smarter (and in your opinion, which is cuter?)? Pigs for both

3. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg exploded into being with a flash of heavenly light! Meaning it came first

4. When you find yourself with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, what do you generally draw?

An apple or a city  

5. Do you walk barefoot?

I try, but my attempts are often thwarted.

6. Do you think that the moon is just a hologram?

no. the moon is a cookie ( green tea snickerdoodle)

7. What sort of 'weird' do you consider yourself?

that quiet one in the corner who’s plotting something 

8. Look around and find something in the room with words. What does it say? (no getting up or walking around!)

Le SORBET Citron 

9. True or False: Sparkles make everything better. 

False 

10. There is your favorite book, pet, priceless neckless, and your notebook filled with your best poems, drawings, and/or stories in it in danger of being destroyed by a fire. In what order do you save these things?

Pet, notebook, book, necklace

11. Do you know the muffin man?

Who?! Where?! no.

12. You are being a tourist in an ancient building when you find a secret passageway. What do you do?

I go into it. Inside there is an aardvark

13. Would you rather have a beach house, lake house, or cave in the woods?

Lake house (with balcony: wheeeeee! splooosh)

14. Tigers, lions, and bears- OH MY! Which would you rather fight?

weeell... does a panda count? Just kidding! Probably a bear. It might be easier to scare away. 

15. Homemade food always is better then store bought. Yeah? or No?

hmmmmm...YESSSSSS 

16. Cats are obviously better then dogs, right?

Obviously

17. NO! Dogs are totally top of the pet chain, NOT cats, right?

Why how dare you! *sniffs indignantly and turns away* The answer is NO!

18. Name three smells you could sniff for the rest of your life. Lychee

Orange blossom 

Mint 

19. Do you think that axtolotls are adorable?

Of course!

20. Whelp, that's probably enough. Did you have fun?

totally! 

21. Haha, just kidding. One more! Greeks or Romans? 

Definitely Greeks