1. What food could you totally never eat again? 

Dried Avacodo. Blech. It tastes like ikea. 

2. Do you think dolphins or pigs are smarter (and in your opinion, which is cuter?)?

Uhhh...dolphins. And dolphins are WAY cuter!! Is there even any competition?? 

3. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Chicken, duh. How could there be a chicken egg without a chicken? But two different birds could've combined to make a chicken. 

4. When you find yourself with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, what do you generally draw?

Usually I don't actually draw...I write. Random words, a story, 3D letters, bubble letters, all sorts of different styles... 

5. Do you walk barefoot?

Yes. Pretty much all summer, I don't bother putting on shoes when I go I to my backyard, or even on a walk to the mailbox. (It's just around the corner from my house.) And all year long I am barefoot inside. I mean we don't wear shoes inside at all in Canada soooo

6. Do you think that the moon is just a hologram?

No

9. True or False: Sparkles make everything better.

False 

10. There is your favorite book, pet, priceless neckless, and your notebook filled with your best poems, drawings, and/or stories in it in danger of being destroyed by a fire. In what order do you save these things?

Pet, book, notebook, priceless neckless. (This shows how little I care about jewellery XD) 

11. Do you know the muffin man?

Um no. 

12. You are being a tourist in an ancient building when you find a secret passageway. What do you do?

Gather friends or family and go down it. I mean, you have to! But I'd be too scared to go alone.  

13. Would you rather have a beach house, lake house, or cave in the woods?

Lake house. 

14. Tigers, lions, and bears- OH MY! Which would you rather fight?

...none of them? XD 

15. Homemade food always is better then store bought. Yeah? or No?

No, not always, but often. 

16. Cats are obviously better then dogs, right?

NO. NO NO NO. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? 

17. NO! Dogs are totally top of the pet chain, NOT cats, right? 

Yes! THANK you!  

18. Name three smells you could sniff for the rest of your life.

Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, pasta and meatballs, French fries. XD 

19. Do you think that axtolotls are adorable?

YESSSS 

20. Whelp, that's probably enough. Did you have fun?

Yup! Thanks for making this. 

21. Haha, just kidding. One more! Greeks or Romans? 

Hey! Jk I'm not mad. Greeks!

a few answers -

2. Pigs are cuter

3. I guarantee you there were egg-laying creatures before the chicken

5. of course i do! I'm from Hawai'i of course

i misspelled my name why

1. What food could you totally never eat again? Dill pickles

2. Do you think dolphins or pigs are smarter (and in your opinion, which is cuter?)? Pigs are smarter, but personally, dolphins are cuter

3. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Egg

4. When you find yourself with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, what do you generally draw? People

5. Do you walk barefoot? Nope

6. Do you think that the moon is just a hologram? Definitely not

7. What sort of 'weird' do you consider yourself? Weird avid bookworm and poet, which honestly doesn't sound weird at all here

8. Look around and find something in the room with words. What does it say? (no getting up or walking around!) Sale (at a store haha)

9. True or False: Sparkles make everything better. False, it would make the sun too bright

10. There is your favorite book, pet, priceless neckless, and your notebook filled with your best poems, drawings, and/or stories in it in danger of being destroyed by a fire. In what order do you save these things? Book, notebook, pet, necklace (tho not sure how to save my pet fish)

11. Do you know the muffin man? Yes, he lives in the nearby village in Kyngdom

12. You are being a tourist in an ancient building when you find a secret passageway. What do you do? See if its safe to explore before exploring

13. Would you rather have a beach house, lake house, or cave in the woods? Realistically, beach house, but unrealistically....cave

14. Tigers, lions, and bears- OH MY! Which would you rather fight? Lion, who hopefully will be more merciful on me

15. Homemade food always is better then store bought. Yeah? or No? Yeah, bc you put in the care and heart

16. Cats are obviously better then dogs, right? Nah they are the same, dogs slightly better

17. NO! Dogs are totally top of the pet chain, NOT cats, right? Mostly

18. Name three smells you could sniff for the rest of your life. Lavender, hot cocoa, fresh rain

19. Do you think that axtolotls are adorable? Yesss

20. Whelp, that's probably enough. Did you have fun? Yep

21. Haha, just kidding. One more! Greeks or Romans? Greeks

Why, thank you me! I did want to fill out a form- however did you know?

1. What food could you totally never eat again?

Sauerkraut. BLECH its so gross 

2. Do you think dolphins or pigs are smarter (and in your opinion, which is cuter?)?

Dolphins and dolphins 

3. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

ARGH I can never decide 

4. When you find yourself with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, what do you generally draw?

Mm, usually a person 

5. Do you walk barefoot?

Like, 24/7 

6. Do you think that the moon is just a hologram?

I don't really think so? I've heard rumours but am not convinced. 

7. What sort of 'weird' do you consider yourself?

Weirdly amazing :D

But I am weirdly wordly. My dad says I use words that others wouldn't, and that might make people not want to talk to me cause they can't understand what I'm saying... What I get for reading so much :((

8. Look around and find something in the room with words. What does it say? (no getting up or walking around!)

Rangers Apprentice: The Lost Stories- John Flanagan 

9. True or False: Sparkles make everything better.

True, for the most part! 

10. There is your favorite book, pet, priceless neckless, and your notebook filled with your best poems, drawings, and/or stories in it in danger of being destroyed by a fire. In what order do you save these things?

Pet, notebook, book, priceless neckless :) 

11. Do you know the muffin man?

On Drury Lane? That dude? Nope, never heard of him. 

12. You are being a tourist in an ancient building when you find a secret passageway. What do you do?

Probably find a friend and flashlight (and camara!) and go down it. Take pictures for edvidence that we found it! 

13. Would you rather have a beach house, lake house, or cave in the woods?

Cave in the woodsss 

14. Tigers, lions, and bears- OH MY! Which would you rather fight?

Bear? I'd make loud noises and wouldn't have to fight :DD 

15. Homemade food always is better then store bought. Yeah? or No?

Yas 

16. Cats are obviously better then dogs, right?

Not really? 

17. NO! Dogs are totally top of the pet chain, NOT cats, right? 

Dogs are pretty amazin! 

18. Name three smells you could sniff for the rest of your life.

Chocolate, new book, potatoe leak soup 

19. Do you think that axtolotls are adorable?

Yeah, in their own way :) 

20. Whelp, that's probably enough. Did you have fun?

I did! Thank you again, me! 

21. Haha, just kidding. One more! Greeks or Romans?  

Yayyyyyy one more! Greeks, duh! 

1. What food could you totally never eat again? Eggplant, eek.

2. Do you think dolphins or pigs are smarter (and in your opinion, which is cuter?)? WeLl obviously pigs. No, I'll go with dolphins for both smarter and cuter :)

3. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg. Or where did the chicken come from? The underworld? Obviously not. The world was an egg, and a chicken came out of it, all before the Big Bad Bang.

4. When you find yourself with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, what do you generally draw? I usually draw a pencil and a blank sheet of paper.

5. Do you walk barefoot? Yes, ever since all my shoes fell down the waste disposal.

6. Do you think that the moon is just a hologram? No, not exactly. Don't worry, I'm not going to start telling you what my strange theories about the moon are.

7. What sort of 'weird' do you consider yourself? Ununderstandably weird. Weird to everyone except myself. Not weird at all. Shall I go on?

8. Look around and find something in the room with words. What does it say? (no getting up or walking around!) It says "Daylight Saving Time Begins (US & Canada)"

9. True or False: Sparkles make everything better. True!!!! Especially when you're talking about clothes.

10. There is your favorite book, pet, priceless neckless, and your
notebook filled with your best poems, drawings, and/or stories in it in
danger of being destroyed by a fire. In what order do you save these
things? My pet, then my notebook, then my book, then my priceless necklace. Supposing I hadn't already lost them in a fire.

11. Do you know the muffin man? Oh yes, the muffin man whose name is Maurice and makes more muffins than most miserly men.

12. You are being a tourist in an ancient building when you find a secret passageway. What do you do? Shriek "helppppppppp" and run to get a sword or other weapon, of course. Then go exploring.

13. Would you rather have a beach house, lake house, or cave in the woods? A beach house. Imagine how lovely...

14. Tigers, lions, and bears- OH MY! Which would you rather fight? None of them. A bear if I had to, because the cubs are cUtE.

15. Homemade food always is better then store bought. Yeah? or No? Yes, store bought food should be made illegal by federal law.

16. Cats are obviously better then dogs, right? Kittens might be better than puppies, but Yorkshire terriers are much better than sphynx cats.

17. NO! Dogs are totally top of the pet chain, NOT cats, right? If it's a question of pit bull vs. tabby, I'll go with the sweet little tabby...

18. Name three smells you could sniff for the rest of your life. orange, pine, and rose

19. Do you think that axtolotls are adorable? They're things I could gaze on in wonder and awe for the rest of my life. Adorable is putting it mildly.

20. Whelp, that's probably enough. Did you have fun? What does enough mean again? Something like a synonym for "impossible"? But I had tons of fun.

21. Haha, just kidding. One more! Greeks or Romans? For gods, Greeks (no, they're not exactly the same as the Roman ones, haven't you read your mythology??), and for everything else, the Romans!!!!

1. What food could you totally never eat again?
~Ha! I've got so many. First one that comes to mind is spinach. I'm sorry but the texture is the worst-

2. Do you think dolphins or pigs are smarter (and in your opinion, which is cuter?)?
~Idk much abt either? I mean, I sorta know more abt dolphins? oooh, isn't Delphin the god of dolphins? And Circe (oooh that reminds me: I need to finish CHB Confidential so I can read Circe...) turns men into pigs!! Sorta sorry-Greek mythology has completely taken over my life. 

3. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
~Egg.

4. When you find yourself with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, what do you generally draw?
~ALWAYS people (usually female, though sometimes I try to draw boys and they usually end up looking like a girl, like when I tried to draw Achilles the other day in class-). Or an eye. Or locks of hair, though those are usually found on the margins of my worksheets (along with more eyes.)

5. Do you walk barefoot?
~Uhhh sometimes? Usually I have socks, though. and not typically outside. But inside, walking w/socks

6. Do you think that the moon is just a hologram?
~no? I don't think Selene (or Artemis, though she's the goddess of the moon, not the moon itself) is a hologram? Also wouldn't that just not work??

7. What sort of 'weird' do you consider yourself?
~Fabulously weird, like Alex Fierro *hairflip* (I've literally done this exact thing, as in said those words w/the hairflip irl so many times three moons-)

8. Look around and find something in the room with words. What does it say? (no getting up or walking around!)
~It's a poster given to me from my old librarian with a kid looking into a book bigger than them (I'm getting to the words, don't worry) and it says "Open books Open doors"

9. True or False: Sparkles make everything better.
~True, for the most part. But not spinach. Nothing can make spinach better. 

10. There is your favorite book, pet, priceless necklace, and your notebook filled with your best poems, drawings, and/or stories in it in danger of being destroyed by a fire. In what order do you save these things?
~I don't have a pet (though I used to have a pet bouncyball named Hedgehog after my mom's friend, but I brought it to camp and this girl stole it among many other things she did to me like cause me to have social anxiety-), so... 
1)fav Books (though that'd take many armfuls bc all of the riordanverse), 2)notebooks (what? I have, like, 20), 3) Necklace and other jewlery (it's not priceless at all, but my fav necklace is this one I'm wearing rn that my friend Mushroom gave me, and it's a book! :D)

11. Do you know the muffin man?
~I used to. He was kinda annoying, so I ate him, though. 

12. You are being a tourist in an ancient building when you find a secret passageway. What do you do?
~OOOH THIS REMINDS ME OF A BOOK I READ- Idk open the passageway, go in w/my two friends there, they get knocked out, be very sassy and smart, find a complicated sphere thing, take out the scary guys that were following us, etc. /ref

13. Would you rather have a beach house, lake house, or cave in the woods?
~Cave in the woooods. Though could it be a cabin instead? Or could the cave be made of rose quartz and be on the top of Mount Pelion?

14. Tigers, lions, and bears- OH MY! Which would you rather fight?
~A teddy bear <3 Oh my gods this is also reminding me of my 5th grade play, where I was the wonderful Wizard of Oz :D

15. Homemade food always is better then store bought. Yeah? or No?
~Depends on how good the person who made it is at cooking...

16. Cats are obviously better then dogs, right?
~Oh, I had to write an essay abt this in Core this year. I chose cats.

17. NO! Dogs are totally top of the pet chain, NOT cats, right?
~eh. I like dragons. 

18. Name three smells you could sniff for the rest of your life.
~1) Books, 2) Rainbow sprinkles, 3) Sally Jackson's fresh blue chocolate chip cookies

19. Do you think that axtolotls are adorable?
~Yes. also Axtolotl is a character in WoF (they're in book 14). also apparently Mushroom has a pet axtolotl. 

20. Whelp, that's probably enough. Did you have fun?
~Yesh

21. Haha, just kidding. One more! Greeks or Romans?
~EASY!!! GREEEEEEEEEEKSSSSSSSSS oh my gosh I could talk for hours and hours abt Greek mythology.... fdilafdibhaqtpihabp

1. What food could you totally never eat again?

the weird cheese people put on lasagna (idk how to spell) 

2. Do you think dolphins or pigs are smarter (and in your opinion, which is cuter?)?

maybe dolphins for both... but it depends. 

3. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

chicken ig... I zoned out in thought for like a minute lol 

4. When you find yourself with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, what do you generally draw?

a ball python or a dragon

5. Do you walk barefoot?

absolutely 

6. Do you think that the moon is just a hologram?

it's c h e e s e 

7. What sort of 'weird' do you consider yourself?

"awww, look at this cactus! Imma pet it" and "I memorized all of the Legend of Zelda lore, can summarize every timeline, and name every hero in order of who has the most tragic backstory."

8. Look around and find something in the room with words. What does it say? (no getting up or walking around!)

Keeper of the Lost Cities: Everblaze 

9. True or False: Sparkles make everything better.

true. I have three bottles of glitter glue in a desk drawer if the need ever arises. 

10. There is your favorite book, pet, priceless neckless, and your notebook filled with your best poems, drawings, and/or stories in it in danger of being destroyed by a fire. In what order do you save these things?

*hisses angrily* dont threaten my stuff 

11. Do you know the muffin man?

yes. he is actually my cat, and will fight you for your food 

12. You are being a tourist in an ancient building when you find a secret passageway. What do you do?

return after dark to explore 

13. Would you rather have a beach house, lake house, or cave in the woods?

cave 

14. Tigers, lions, and bears- OH MY! Which would you rather fight?

probably a bear 

15. Homemade food always is better then store bought. Yeah? or No?

yes. especially pizza *drools* 

16. Cats are obviously better then dogs, right?

yes. dogs are idiots (no offense ofc)

17. NO! Dogs are totally top of the pet chain, NOT cats, right?

ball pythons are the best. change my mind, I dare you. no, seriously. 

18. Name three smells you could sniff for the rest of your life.

the first two are generally considered gross, but here goes: cat smell, if you know you know. paint thinner, specifically turpentine. and the smell of the air before a storm comes, I love it and will gladly rant or write poetry

19. Do you think that axtolotls are adorable?

that isn't a question. axolotls ARE adorable. there is no debate. 

20. Whelp, that's probably enough. Did you have fun? it is never enough. I had fun though

21. Haha, just kidding. One more! Greeks or Romans? Greeks, hands down.