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We-ell, as you all probably know, a while ago we had a thread for quotes ((*thinks: Hey! Joe Moses/Snape! Stop reading my post over aloud, it's very distracting"*)).
Rather than resurrect the old one *again*, I'm just going to make a new one because I'm lazy like that. Silence your sniggering!
Well. Right. Quotes! Anything and everything! Wee!
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"Hello, sick people and their loved ones. In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring conversations later, I'm Dr. Gregory House. You can call me Greg. I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning."
"Short, sweet, grab a file."
"This little ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Dr. Cuddy runs the entire hospital, so she's much too busy for all of you. I am a bored... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor employed at this hospital who is here against his will.
[to Cuddy] That is true, isn't it?
So. Who wants me?"
~House. Speaking of which, what did they do to his hair for the upcoming season?! Did they seriously cut it?!
submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(September 22, 2009 - 5:18 pm)
(September 22, 2009 - 5:18 pm)
Hah, I posted that and then I saw the Princess Bride stuff everyone else put up. Great movie, that. ;D
MR. BLACK: ...The Heir to the throne must set foot on English soil within nine months of the monarch's death. It's in the Magna Carta, down in the small print or, rather, the tiny writing. The barons didn't want another Richard the Lionheart, you see. And regrettably, since an infected waiter served the soup at the king's birthday party, the next two living heirs to the throne are both somewhere in the Great Southern Pelagic Ocean. I believe you know it well, Captain?
THE CAPTAIN: Ah, I understand now! That's what's in those boxes. It's a load of English soil! We find him, he sets foot on it, and we all shout hurrah!
MR. BLACK: Well done, Captain! I am impressed! But, alas, that has already been thought of. There is a subclause, too. It stipulates that the English soil must be firmly attached to England.
I like that. It's from Nation, (which I am currently reading) by the remarkable Terry Pratchett.
"We can't have him throwing people into moats. It's not...diplomatic." More RA.
(February 10, 2010 - 10:22 am)
"People who used magic without knowing what they were doing usually came to a sticky end. All over the entire room, sometimes."
"It is a fact that although the Death of the Discworld is, in his own words, an ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION, he long ago gave up using the traditional skeletal horses, because of the bother of having to stop all the time to wire bits back on."
"All dwarfs are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obedient and thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink, to rush at enemies screaming "Arrrrrrgh!" and axing their legs off at the knee."
"The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the date last shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality."
(February 11, 2010 - 5:50 pm)
VeggieTales quotes!
Larry: "...but firtht, I gotta break through that itheberg and free thothe whaleth!" stuff happens, and then Larry comes back and says, "Turnth out, that itheberg -- it wath a rock. And rockth are a lot harder than ithebergth."
LarryBoy: "Remember, kids -- with great chocolate comes great responsibility."
(February 11, 2010 - 1:35 pm)
"Those are the shrieking eels" (I couldn't resist)
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"Holy exploding sharks, Batman!" *snarky giggle*
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"Jo, will now supervise your education" - "Oh Jo, how could you! You're one beauty!" - "Butter! Oh, isn't butter a divinity?"
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"Louisa can do it with a whole jar of spiders in her hand!" (I don't know if I got the name right...)
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"What you mean, he don't eat no meat?!"
(February 12, 2010 - 2:17 am)
I think that your last quote is actually "Louisa can do it with a bunch of spiders in her hair." Maybe I'm incorrect. I always thought that they said hair. Climbing up a fence thing. Or I may not be talking about the same thing as you, Laura.
The only one of your quotes I don't know are the last and the second one. I know the rest, though, The Princess Bride, Little Women, and The Sound of Music. The Sound of Music used to be my favourite movie... I still love it!
(February 14, 2010 - 7:32 pm)
Yay!!!! Some one said something! Thank you Meadow!!! No, she definitely said jar... they're talking about climbing the wall to the governess' room, to play tricks on whoever is there. They mean she wanted to put all the spiders somewhere in the room, like in the bed. Which is why Maria throws back the covers after Liesl goes into the bathroom. :)
I'm glad you know the movies!!!! (well, except #2, but I'm not even entirely sure where I heard that!!! I think it was a Batman spoof, but I could be wrong)
(February 16, 2010 - 12:57 pm)
Oh right, and you didn't know My Big Fat Greek Wedding, not that it matters...... :)
(p.s. ssshhh, it's a secret, i hearted your mom's shop.........)
(February 16, 2010 - 1:06 pm)
Because of my stalkerish talents, I have found out which shop is your shop.
(February 23, 2010 - 5:11 pm)
Heehee, it's nice to be known somehow for once.... Thank you for having your stalkerish talents. :) Sorry it's empty, I'm terribly lazy when it comes to listing things.......
(February 25, 2010 - 2:05 am)
Oh dear, I didn't mean to put "you're". I'm usually very particular... I think my mom was rushing me to go to bed.......
(February 14, 2010 - 11:08 pm)
"I have enough medication to share with all of you"
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"No life, without wife!"
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"You may be wondering why anyone my age, would request an audience with the authors of children's stories..." - "The prince has read Utopia!" - "Yeees, and she's dead." - "If you, suffer you people..." - "You, are not my problem anymore" "Is that what I am? Your problem? I have done everything you've ever asked, and still you deny me the only thing I ever wanted!" "And what was thaaaat?" "Was there ever a time, even in it's smallest measurements, that you loved me at all?" "How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe" Yes, regardless of Drew's dreadful accent, I love that movie!!!! And I did all that by memory, so it's probably a little off. :)
(February 12, 2010 - 2:29 pm)
Ah!! a few more!!!
"DO NOT ADRESS ME SO INFORMAL, MADAM!" ---
"Yes! I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!" ---
"Care to see if it works?" ---
"Think Danielle, think really hard." ---
"I am but a servant to my crown!" ---
"Worse, your highness." ---
"Honestly Jacqueline, the horse is one of God's noblest creatures!" "Shall I pull the carriage while I'm at it?" "If you think it will get us there any faster!"
Can anyone guess what movie all these quotes are from??? You've already had clue, in my last post!!
(February 12, 2010 - 2:36 pm)
AAHHH!! WILL NO ONE GUESS ANY OF MINE????????? (sorry for the all caps)
(February 14, 2010 - 11:11 pm)
My friend and I were on here yesterday and I wanted to show her all the quotes on this thread because I thought she'd get a kick out of them. She did, and we went on and off reading them to each other and laughing. Thanks guys for providing entertainment! Oh, and TNÖ, I think your Disworld quotes have convinced my friend... and we made a deal. She reads Discworld, and I read "Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy." Isn't that perfect?? Anyway, thanks guys!
~Leaf
(February 14, 2010 - 11:07 am)
Quotes, quotes... How 'bout some? "I thought killing people would make them like me. It doesn't. It only makes people *dead*." / "I want Hermione Granger. *pause* And a rocket ship."
Love it. <3
(February 14, 2010 - 7:26 pm)