1. Not really.

2. Let me think, ok this one is really old, but anyway: Why didn't the duck eat his soup? Because it didn't have any quakers!

3. Disturbia, Fabulous, Apologize, Argh! What's the name! I can never remember!

4. I know how to knit, but I haven't kitted in a while. But I like to finger knit more. (It's alot easier).

5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, then the rest of the HP books, then Juniper. For non-chapter Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, and Skippy Jon Jones.

6. Lord of the Rings, for least fav chapter books, and Harley for least fav non-chapter books.

7. Late last night my emu came here, and he was so beautiful I shed a tear. I read him Good Night Moon! And he left to soon! Here's another: Oh where has my emu gone? No one will tell. And now I'm pitiful as a one legged frog, so PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME MY EMUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Ooh! Me me me!! *holds up hands*

9. Sorta. I know a mixture of Latin, Spanish, and Sign Language. Latin is my favorite.

10. Nope.

11. Ummmmmmmmmmm, heh heh, what?

12. Well now that you mention it-------- nah.

13. Oops! I looked. But anyway, Ema.

14. Just a bit.

15. Hey! that was on a commercial of Hannah Montana!

16. No. Do you!?

17. Sorta.

18. I think you're not meaning to really.

19.Bye.

1. Not really

2. So there's a blonde wearing headphones that goes into a barber shop. She sits in the chair. The guy that's gonna cut her hair say, "Ma'am, I need you to remove your headphones so that I can give you your haircut." "No!" she says. He works for five minutes. Then he says, "Ma'am, I need you to remove the headphones so that I can give you a nice haircut." "No!" Two minutes pass. "MA'AM, I NEED YOU TO REMOVE THE HEADPHONES SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A DECENT HAIRCUT!" "No!" "Yes!" "No!" "Yes!" So finally the barber rips off the headphones. The blonde falls over dead. *pause* The barber picks up the headphones and listens to them. *another pause* "Inhale....and exhale....inhale....and exhale." That is such a funny joke!

3. I think it's a tie between When You Look Me In the Eyes, Mandy, Burnin' Up, Still In Love With You, SOS, Live to Party, Goodnight and Goodbye, Year 3000, Australia, and Hold On, all by the Jonas Brothers!!!!! OMG!!! I love their music!!!! Okay, I'll tone it down now.

4. Yes!

5. I think it's a tie between The Mysterious Benedict Society, The Hollow Kingdom Trilogy, and The Inheritance Cycle.

6. Dunno-probably Hittite Warrior, though-my mom made me read it for school once

7. No!

8. If they're on strawberry shortcake, yes!

9. No

10. No, but I want one!

11. ohW sekil eht sanoJ ?srehtorB

12. I can't see your eyes, so I'm gonna say no

13. Ema

14. No! Don't be ridiculous! It was fun writing the names of all those JB songs!

15. Okay, I'll just put in a line from a song. You left without a single word/not even sorry!/It might of hurt it worse to hear you saaay/I'm leavin goodbye!/But your smile still makes my heart sing/another sad song./I won't forget it/I won't regret it/cause I'm still in love with you. Still In Love With You by the Jonas Brothers!!!!

16. Sometimes I wish I did. Then I could talk about two things at once! (Like maybe about how awesome two different Jonas Brothers songs are! At the same time!! Fun!!! I'll stop now.)

17. Yes!

18. No....

19.  Now you are

1. Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz?

I'm past wondering. I can hardly keep track of

who has and hasn't made one. XP

2. Tell me a joke.

Okay, but sense I can't think of a good one, I

shall pick the lamest in the book. Be warned.

*clears throat* Ahehehehem: Why was six afraid

of seven? Because seven eight nine. Get it,  like

seven ate nine. Every kindergartener's favorite. ;)

3. What is your favorite song?

No favorite.

4. Do you knit?

No, but I used to sew a little bit.

5. What's your favorite book?

Also no favorite.

6. Your least favorite?

I don't know. :\

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu.

A what now? o.O Sorry, 'fraid I don't know one... :|

8. Who likes strawberries?

Me! :D

9. Do you speak another language?

Si, amigo. Espanol. XD I'm learning Spanish. :)

10. Do you have a guinea pig?

No.

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB

?tahW .yrros m'I

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are?

Uuuuuuuuum... yes? No? I don't know, okay! *begins

sobbing violently for no reason whatsoever* Okay, I'm

better now...

13. What's my name? No cheating!

*uses sarcastic voice* Could it possibly be... *drumbroll*

... Ema!? I win! :D

14. Is this boring?

Nah.

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend Marty/

but I don't know a Marty/ so I must be real smarty/

Er.... okay? Whatever get's ya through the day, I guess. O.o

16. Do you have two tongues?

Not that I know of... O.O

17. Did you like this quiz?

Yeah.

18. Am I stalling?

Maybeh, maybeh...

19. Okay, bye!

Adios, amigos! :)

1. Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz? Hmmm not really, no. 

2. Tell me a joke. A man walked into a bar, ouch. (do ya get it?)

3. What is your favorite song? To play, to sing or to listen?

4. Do you knit? yes, i am knitting a blue scarf at the moment. 

5. What's your favorite book? Impossible Question, sorry.

6. Your least favorite? Difficult to say.

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu. Ummmm i don't know any songs about emus...

8. Who likes strawberries? Me

9. Do you speak another language? No

10. Do you have a guinea pig? Yes, her name is Acorn

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB , umm amE si looc oS? or do you mean So cool is Ema?

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are? i don't know....

13. What's my name? No cheating! Hmmmmm good question...

14. Is this boring? Can't tell. 

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend marty/ but i don't know a marty/ so I must be real smarty/ ...

16. Do you have two tongues? No do you?

17.  Did you like this quiz? Hmmmmm

18. Am I stalling? Yes i think so

19. Okay, bye! Bye!