1. Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz? Not sure.

2. Tell me a joke. What do you call a potato field ruled by totalitarians? A dicTATERship. That's my favourite joke of all time.

3. What is your favorite song? I Want the vGood Times back, OBCR, as sung by Sherie Rene Scot. I was just listening to my LM CD, actually, and now it's all stuck in my head. "I dreamed it would be somewhat / But / Not / Like / This!"

4. Do you knit?  I know how, but don't really enjoy it.

5. What's your favorite book? No! Impossible Question! Can I have several? Dracula, Fahrenheit 451, Phantom of the Opera, HP, Hitchhikers Trilogy, and many, many others.

6. Your least favorite? Twilight. GIC. Anything published by AG Who Should've Just Stuck With Dolls IMHO... Etc.

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu.  How about llamas? I know strange songs about llamas...

8. Who likes strawberries? *raises hand*

9. Do you speak another language? English, Spanish, and Pig Latin. And I can sorta read Latin, but not speak it really.

10. Do you have a guinea pig? Nah.

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB  yakO, tahw od uoy tnaw em ot yas?

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are? *squints* You're in NY. You are a whole river away from me. And darling, my vision is not even 20/20.

13. What's my name? No cheating! Um... um um um... Clarissa? Germaine? No wait! Ema!

14. Is this boring? Cetainly not.

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend marty/ but i don't know a marty/ so I must be real smarty/ Okay, um... "Don't try that same old song / I'l have you grounded 'til next year..." As I said, LM is stuck in my head.

16. Do you have two tongues? Just one, actually. o.O

17.  Did you like this quiz? Yeah, it was one of the better ones, actually.

18. Am I stalling? Probably, but that's fine.

19. Okay, bye! Ta-ta, darling! *waves*

1. Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz? Of course!

2. Tell me a joke. Where does the fish keep its money? A riverbank. :P

3. What is your favorite song? Starstrukk

4. Do you knit? Yes and I'm knitting an Unidentifiable Random Soft Object right now.

5. What's your favorite book? Please don't make me answer this!

6. Your least favorite? The Last Book in the Universe.

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu. Give me one reason why I should, Miss Ema.

8. Who likes strawberries? Ooh, Ooh, pick me, pick me!!!

9. Do you speak another language? French... and random gibberish. 

10. Do you have a guinea pig?Yes and her name is Zoey.

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB. oN. yrroS.

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are? How dare I ask that question! No!

13. What's my name? No cheating! My name, dear Ema, is..... Ema.

14. Is this boring? No, why would it be? :)

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend marty/ but i don't know a marty/ so I must be real smarty/Haha, I got that from my friend.

16. Do you have two tongues? *looks away at self* Don't ask that silly question. Of course not.

17.  Did you like this quiz? Yes.

18. Am I stalling? *crosses arms* What do you think?

19. Okay, bye! Bye!!!! *waves*

1. Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz? No.

2. Tell me a joke. What's the difference between and orange? A screen door. Rabbits don't wear vests.

3. What is your favorite song? So many songs to pick from...

4. Do you knit? No

5. What's your favorite book? HP7, probably.

6. Your least favorite? Do I have to have read it? If yes, The Call of the Wild. If no, Twilight.

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu. If I had an emu/ I'd emu in the morning/ I'd emu in the evening/All over this land.

8. Who likes strawberries? Voldemort.

9. Do you speak another language? Esyay.

10. Do you have a guinea pig? No.

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB. Yhw? 

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are? What MaryLizW said.

13. What's my name? No cheating! Ema.

14. Is this boring? A bit.

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend Marty/ but i don't know a Marty/ so I must be real smarty/   Erm, what, 42?

16. Do you have two tongues? Yes

17.  Did you like this quiz? Yes

18. Am I stalling? Yes

19. Okay, bye! No!

1. Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz?

Er, not really. 

2. Tell me a joke.

What did the traffic light say to the driver?

Don't look, I'm changing!  (lame lame LAME!!) 

3. What is your favorite song?

Oh, wow.  I have noooooo idea.  :) 

4. Do you knit? 

I FINGER knit, but other than that, nah. 

5. What's your favorite book?

I dunno. 

6. Your least favorite?

Hmm... well, I love the book 'The Princetta', but it's got the most horrid ending.  It's not my least favorite... I don't think I have one.

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu. 

*clears throat*  Oh, he's an Emu, and he sings~ la la la la la la la la la la la la LAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! and when he sings~ la la la la la la la la la la la la LAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!  he eats winky leaves.  da daaa!  *headdesk* 

8. Who likes strawberries?

MOI!!!!!!!!  I'm actually eating some right now!!  *giggle* 

9. Do you speak another language?

Oui, un petit peu.  *grin*   nd-ay, es-yay

10. Do you have a guinea pig?

No.  I don't like them.  :)  But I speak pig Latin!!!!  although, I have a hard time with words starting with a vowel....

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB 

?huH 

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are?

A tiny bit, but I wouldn't worry about it. 

13. What's my name? No cheating!

Oh... um... well... no comment?  Erm.... 

14. Is this boring?

O-nay 

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend Marty/ but I don't know a Marty/ so I must be real smarty/

Pardon me? 

16. Do you have two tongues?

Oui mademoiselle.  SEE???  *sticks out tongues*

17.  Did you like this quiz?

Oh, sì sì!! 

18. Am I stalling?

I'm not sure.  Probably.  :) 

19. Okay, bye!

See ya 'round!  Danke per le quiz.  (German, Italian, French, English)

1.Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz? No

2. Tell me a joke. Hey cool. Here's a really funny one.

The other day, as I was walking past a lunatic assylum with a solid wooden fence, I heard chanting from inside. The inmates kept shouting, "13! 13! 13!" I wanted to know what was going on, so I looked through a little chink in the fence. Immediately a sharp stich poked me in the eye, and the inmates started shouting, "14! 14! 14!"

3. What is your favorite song? Gosh, I dunno, I have a few favorites.

4. Do you knit? Used to.

5. What's your favorite book? Tale of Desparaux/Inkheart/Warriors/Narnia

6. Your least favorite? Uh, well, I don't like the Inheritance Cycle...

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu.  No! I don't even know any songs about Emus! I don't even know about Emus! What's an Emu? This is outrageous! I refuse! (kidding)

8. Who likes strawberries? ME!!!!!

9. Do you speak another language? Yes, Spanish. (sorta)

10. Do you have a guinea pig? No

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB  ...revetahW hU

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are? No, I can't even see your eye!

13. What's my name? No cheating! Emma!

14. Is this boring? No, not really.

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend Marty/ but i don't know a Marty/ so I must be real smarty/ What the heck...

16. Do you have two tongues? Of course not!!!

17.  Did you like this quiz? It was ok.

18. Am I stalling? Yes.

19. Okay, bye! Yeah, Now I need to go make my own quiz!

1. Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz?

Um, no actually *grins sheepishly*

2. Tell me a joke.

A man walks into a bar...ouch. (Do you get it? All those jokes that start with "a man walks into a bar??? I know, Lame :()

3. What is your favorite song?

I don't have one because I love them all :D I am a music fanatic!

4. Do you knit? 

Used to, then got distracted by some shiny objects and forgot how :D 

5. What's your favorite book?

East!!!!! I lovvvvve that book!

6. Your least favorite?

Smeyer stuff. Blech.

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu.

Emu emu emu emu emu emu moose! 

8. Who likes strawberries?

I do, and Kake too :D Also possibly Smeyer. For some reason I had this random vision of her devouring something that faintly resembled a strawberry...or maybe she's taking after her smeyerpires... o.O

9. Do you speak another language?

Klein bishon duestch (sp?) I picked up some German, though i'm not quite fluent. I really want to learn french *drools*

10. Do you have a guinea pig?

No, but my friend Melissa used to have two named Lewis and Clark. But Clark died. So now it's just Lewis. *cries*

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB 

...mmmU

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are?

No, actually, it looks greenish. In case you're wondering how I know this, my glasses are equipped with binoculars, so I can see you even though I'm in Oregon o.O

13. What's my name? No cheating!

Hippopatamaus...wow. I do not know where that came from...I let my eyes wander out the window and kept typing and I looked back and saw that I said your name is hippopotamaus! I'm sorry, I hope that you don't think that's offending....and your name is Ema. Not Hippo.

14. Is this boring?

Well, up until that Hippo thing I was kind of, but now I'm wide awake *stares with huge eyes at random passerby* *random passerby screams and runs* *random passerby also happened to be my cat...that can scream apparently*

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend marty/ but i don't know a marty/ so I must be real smarty/

I know a marty/so i will party with that marty/i am super smarty!

16. Do you have two tongues?

No, I have three *waggles each tongue in turn*

17.  Did you like this quiz?

Yes, thank you Hippopotamaus :D

18. Am I stalling?

Yes, but I don't mind :D

19. Okay, bye! Don't leave me!!!! NOOOOO!!!

1. Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz? No, I don't spend my time thinking about things of that sort.

2. Tell me a joke. The only one I can think of is way too long, sorry.

3. What is your favorite song? Don't have one.

4. Do you knit?  I can.

5. What's your favorite book? Ditto number three.

6. Your least favorite? *yawn* see above

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu.  Emu, Emu, give me your answer, do / I'm half crazy all for the love of you / It won't be a stylish marriage / I can't afford a carriage / But you'll look sweet upon the seat / Of a bicycle built for two.

8. Who likes strawberries? Bailey does.

9. Do you speak another language? Umm, depends on your definition of speak....

10. Do you have a guinea pig? Nah, a hamster

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB  tahW seviG uoY ehT aedI tahT er'uoY looC? (don't mean it) 

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are? You wouldn't believe how purple.

13. What's my name? No cheating! Ema?

14. Is this boring? It's not bad

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend marty/ but i don't know a marty/ so I must be real smarty/

16. Do you have two tongues? If you count my fingers, yes. That's how I talk to you all, isn't it?

17.  Did you like this quiz? Ditto number fourteen

18. Am I stalling? Yes

19. Okay, bye! Have fun

-EH

1. Were you wondering when I'd make a quiz?  Well, I think that everyone is going to make a quiz eventually.  

2. Tell me a joke.  What did the wallpaper say to the wall?  Stop sticking to me!  (that was the first joke that popped into my head.  It.  Is.  The.  Worst.  Joke.  Ever.)  

3. What is your favorite song?  If you read a other quiz that I did then you'll know that I don't have one.

4. Do you knit?  Ya.  And I crochet. 

5. What's your favorite book?  Read answer to question 3.

6. Your least favorite?  Blubber by Judy Blume

7. Sing me a silly song about an emu.  *coughs to clear throat*  Heeeeellooooooo emu!  You have big yellow eyes!  Heeeeeeeeeellooooo  emu!  ohohohohohohoh...  OH!  Emu's have big yellow eyes!  DON!     

8. Who likes strawberries?  Ya!  I have many many strawberry plants!!!!!!!!!

9. Do you speak another language?  Gibberish, some spanish, a few words in latin, and probably some other languages without knowing it!

10. Do you have a guinea pig?  No.  But my sister has a hamster.

11. amE sI looC oS etirW a noitseuQ drawkcaB  did ouy wonk I wonk a rehto amE 

12. Does my eye look purple-ish from where you are?  Well, I can't quite see your eye from here.  *squints*

13. What's my name? No cheating!  Um, Ema?

14. Is this boring?  Nothing is boring except some stuff.

15. We're gonna party/ and party hardy/ with my friend marty/ but i don't know a marty/ so I must be real smarty/  You know a Marty!!!!  Martia!!!  Jenni's sister!!!!

16. Do you have two tongues?  No, I don't think so.  

17.  Did you like this quiz?  I like all the quizzes.

18. Am I stalling?  Kinda.

19. Okay, bye!  Bye...