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Corny jokes... so
Corny jokes... so simple yet lame. This is a thread of corny silly lame goofy jokes . I'll go first. Why did the robot cross the road
it was programmed by the chicken
submitted by CookieTwinkles, age 10, Incognito
(April 29, 2019 - 12:22 am)
(April 29, 2019 - 12:22 am)
OH MY GOSH MY DAD TELLS THE STRINGS ONE TOO
Another from my dad:
There was a man, and every night, night after night, he would either dream that he was a wigwam or a teepee. The dreams kept occurring, and he couldn't sleep, so he went to the doctor. "Doctor, I'm having trouble sleeping," he said. "Are you having any abnormal dreams?" asked the doctor. "Yes. One night I'll dream I'm a teepee, and the next night I'll dream I'm a wigwam. I don't know what's wrong with me." The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "I think I know why you're having trouble sleeping. You're just two tents!"
You might have to say it out loud a few times to get it. XD
(May 7, 2019 - 11:04 am)
What's corny-er than corn?
This joke!!
Ok this one is really dumb.
(May 7, 2019 - 6:16 pm)
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Something between us smells.
(May 11, 2019 - 10:54 am)
A man walks into a barbershop. He asks the man to cut his hair to his chin, cause apparently he liked long hair. The barber asks, " Which chin?" Get it? He had a double chin!
(May 14, 2019 - 4:50 pm)
heres the worst one I have ever heard. were did the pirate go to have fun? The arrrrr-cade!
(May 15, 2019 - 10:37 am)
I found this on a popsicle stick...it is really bad.
Why do fish always swim in salt water? Because they're allergic to pepper!
Fish don't even always swim in salt water!
(May 15, 2019 - 4:13 pm)
What did the ocean say to the seal?
Nothing! It just waved!
(May 16, 2019 - 4:18 pm)
When did Eve eat the fruit in the garden?
During the Evening.
I'm so sorry.
(May 22, 2019 - 8:08 pm)
What did the fish say when swam into a wall?
Dam!
(May 22, 2019 - 8:59 pm)
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A BLUEberry.
When I heard this my faith in humanity was lost.
(May 29, 2019 - 4:32 pm)
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
(June 2, 2019 - 7:56 am)
Why are porates called pirates?
Because they arrr
(July 3, 2019 - 10:42 am)