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Corny jokes... so

Corny jokes... so simple yet lame. This is a thread of corny silly lame goofy jokes . I'll go first. Why did the robot cross the road

it was programmed by the chicken  

submitted by CookieTwinkles, age 10, Incognito
(April 29, 2019 - 12:22 am)

HAHAHAHAHA that's actually really funny I never heard it.

Well, one time my friends and I were walking home from school and we passed a pizza store whose slogan was "In pizza we crust" and my friend looked at it and was like "haaa that's so cheesy" and it was totally by accident! All of us were laughing so hard.

This made me laugh out loud, too, when I read it!

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submitted by Twirlgirl, age 13, My Imaginary Dance Studio
(April 29, 2019 - 4:14 pm)
submitted by Toppers Inc., age seriously
(April 29, 2019 - 5:35 pm)

Want to hear another cheesy joke?

What did the gruyere say to the Swiss?

What makes you so hole-y!

*ba-dum-tish*

My dad came up with that I think. Once we were on a road trip and we were having a conversation about cheesy jokes, and he said, ‘I can think of lots of cheesy jokes,’ and he started spewing out all these terrible cheese-themed jokes...XD 

@Twirlgirl, that is hilarious. XD 

submitted by Leeli
(May 3, 2019 - 7:17 am)

I was going to tell a joke about the shape of eggs and how it improves the egg's overall security, but it just goes in circles.

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(May 3, 2019 - 10:29 am)

I was going to tell a joke about pizza, but there's something cheesey about it. 

Sorry.  

submitted by Secret
(May 7, 2019 - 3:19 pm)

I loved this joke when I was about 8 or 9:

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

*cue 8 year old Bubblegum lapsing into a fit of giggles*

submitted by Bubblegum
(May 3, 2019 - 11:43 am)

How are a sink drain and a parachute alike?

When it breaks, you plumb it

submitted by Bubblegum
(May 6, 2019 - 11:13 am)

I told that joke to my dad once, and he stared at me and then burst out laughing. 

submitted by Secret
(May 8, 2019 - 4:25 pm)

Haha, everyone's jokes are pretty funny. XD Here's one I heard fairly recently. You may have to say it out loud to get it.

What did the pirate say on his 80'th birthday?

"Aye matey!"  

submitted by Vyolette
(May 3, 2019 - 3:14 pm)

I was chatting with my friends during lunch today and the movie Inside Out came up (for some reason). One of my friends said her mom cried during it, and I said, sarcastically, "Because it's such an emotional movie." It took me a second!

submitted by St.Owl, The Sugar Room
(May 3, 2019 - 8:34 pm)

Haha, these are great! I'm always the one who cracks up at the stupidest jokes. XD

Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, boy it's hot in here. The other said, "Ahh! A talking talking muffin!"

submitted by Dandelion
(May 5, 2019 - 10:12 am)

Hey, I have another accidental cheesy one!

I was at this café with a friend and there was this card (they sold like birthday cards and such) with a cheese grater on the front, and it said "you are the gratest", and I said "That's so . . ..  " And my friend said " . . . . . . . . . . Cheesy?"

submitted by Spiffycat, age OY, Carimorn
(May 6, 2019 - 9:29 am)

This is quite possibly the worst joke ever. Ready?

Why was the man looking for his map??

.....

Because he lost his map. 

Ugh. I'll leave now. 

submitted by The Girl Next Door, age 14, Washington
(May 6, 2019 - 5:18 pm)

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You BARIUM!

HAHAHAHAHAHA-

You know, I'll just leave now.

submitted by Summer, age pi, Nowhere at all
(May 7, 2019 - 8:21 am)

My friend accidentally glued himself to his autobiography. I didn't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.

 

My brother told me that one

and this was from my dad...

 

Three strings were going for a walk one day and got thirsty. They came upon a bar, and one of them went in. "Hey," said the bartender, "strings aren't allowed in here, get out!" The first string left. The second string tried, and the same order of events happened. Finally the third string rolled and tumbled on the ground until he was a tangled mess, and then entered the bar. "Are you a string?" asked the bartender. "No, I'm a frayed knot." said the third string.

submitted by Jwyn, age 14, The Realm Of Creativity
(May 7, 2019 - 10:17 am)