Heeeeello. 

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Heeeeello. 

Heeeeello. 

*plays intro*

Aaaaaand we’re back. Alrighty I’m gonna stop stretching out vowels now. 

Welcome to Threaded, and here’s your host!

*crowd cheers. i mean this is obviously a live production* 

I’m ... and today we’ll be talking advice. 

*”what’s your actual name”, someone shouts from the live audience* 

Uh, it’s ... .

*”no what’s your name”*

My name, at least here, is an ellipsis. Or, ... . Now, after interrupting the program, Audience Member #3, please be quiet. Thank you.

Today I’ll be doing advice. Feel free to come and tell me your problems and predicaments. Really. Simply comment on this thread and I will respond.

This was Threading, and thank you.

*outro plays* 

submitted by ..., age 13 eons , The Moon
(July 3, 2018 - 6:25 pm)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

Actually I don’t know any Hamilton lyrics (please don’t hurt me Hamilton ultra-fans). But I would just keep listening to the lyrics again and again and again until you’ve got them memorized. That’s how I learn songs. That does sound slightly concerning. However, my goal is to one day write a fanfic called “If Harry Potter Wore Contacts”. Please don’t judge.

submitted by ..., age 13 eons, The Moon
(July 5, 2018 - 9:30 am)

Actually that sounds great. I would totally read it!

Cardinal says "tkoa" 

submitted by Kate-the-Great, age ???????, A Galaxy Far Far Away...
(July 7, 2018 - 7:25 pm)

Thank you.

I say I “tkoa tkoa”. Hope I said it right, my CAPTCHAN isn’t that good. 

submitted by ..., age 13 eons , The Moon
(July 7, 2018 - 11:13 pm)

Yeah I would read that too.

submitted by Satin
(July 11, 2018 - 5:55 pm)

I think you should change your name to "ellipsis"! It sounds cool, and it's easier for third person writing. (not that I'm writing about you)

submitted by Alizarine
(July 11, 2018 - 5:28 am)
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