Heeeeello. 

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Heeeeello. 

Heeeeello. 

*plays intro*

Aaaaaand we’re back. Alrighty I’m gonna stop stretching out vowels now. 

Welcome to Threaded, and here’s your host!

*crowd cheers. i mean this is obviously a live production* 

I’m ... and today we’ll be talking advice. 

*”what’s your actual name”, someone shouts from the live audience* 

Uh, it’s ... .

*”no what’s your name”*

My name, at least here, is an ellipsis. Or, ... . Now, after interrupting the program, Audience Member #3, please be quiet. Thank you.

Today I’ll be doing advice. Feel free to come and tell me your problems and predicaments. Really. Simply comment on this thread and I will respond.

This was Threading, and thank you.

*outro plays* 

submitted by ..., age 13 eons , The Moon
(July 3, 2018 - 6:25 pm)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

You! What manner of bicycle are you? (If you get that reference I offer the UTMOST RESPECT)

submitted by General Waffleson
(July 3, 2018 - 7:57 pm)
submitted by TOOOOOOOOP
(July 4, 2018 - 7:37 am)

Me? Um...the kind with pedals. Yup, I have no idea what you are referencing, but I am sad to lose your utmost respect.

submitted by ..., age who knows , The Moon
(July 4, 2018 - 3:17 pm)

I can't read the CAPTCHA for this post. Am I a robot?  

submitted by hotairballoon, Decidedly Not The Moon
(July 4, 2018 - 8:42 am)

Maybe. I got five CAPTCHAs wrong in a row once. Either I'm a robot or Viri hates me. 

Or both.  

submitted by Agent Winter, Classified
(July 4, 2018 - 10:57 am)

Oh, only if you have gears in your stomach. I just keep missing them over and over and over and-okay you get it. 

submitted by ..., age ?, The Moon
(July 4, 2018 - 3:15 pm)

I am in one of the more dumb sorts of pickles at the moment...

Whether or not to put curry on my noodles.

It's a tough desicion. 

submitted by Pooki P, age -30, not where you live
(July 4, 2018 - 11:16 am)

Well, using my many years of consulting and expertise, I would say no. No offense, curry.

submitted by ..., age eons, The Moon
(July 4, 2018 - 3:14 pm)

Alright, time to get the rice.

submitted by Pooki P, age -30, not where you live
(July 4, 2018 - 4:54 pm)

Mmmmm rice.

submitted by ..., age 13 eons , The Moon
(July 4, 2018 - 5:33 pm)

... Yyyou'rrrre The Writer.

submitted by Aspen, age Moony, The Fellowship of theRing
(July 4, 2018 - 3:22 pm)

Thaaaaaanks. I think. I mean, yes, I write.

submitted by ..., age 13 eons , The Moon
(July 4, 2018 - 4:09 pm)

Should one try to include the word "fluffberries" in every sentence?

submitted by Evergreen
(July 4, 2018 - 5:14 pm)

No. Only every other.

submitted by ..., age 13 eons , The Moon
(July 5, 2018 - 9:25 am)

My friends know more lines to Hamilton than I do. Help? Also I’m reading a fanfic called Harry Potter and the Method of Rationality, which is always a reason to be concerned.

submitted by Blue Moon, age Advice?, Here
(July 4, 2018 - 7:34 pm)
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