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We the CBers need ANOTHER one of these in our LIVES!!
If you see the name Hana (pronunced Ha-nuh) constantly that is my name!!
¨Oh no Hana your child in dying!!¨
¨Oooooh me likey me likey wait nooooo me no likey no likey¨
¨So I saw this video one ti-DINNER¨
¨Your purple translucent rock´n roll pastic three legged horse is staring into my soul¨
¨The Interwebs told me so¨
¨Jared is the king of the interwebs¨
¨Jared and his interwebs subjects are over 2 tables away from here, where they belong!!¨
¨Wait what?!Jared belongs to the interweb people who are 2 tables away from here¨
¨Alice thinks squirells are evil¨¨
¨all of you pickle worshippers are green fleeters¨
¨canyoutalkfastIcan´ttalkfastwhenItalkfastItcan´t thinkofwhatosaynextsoIgogdjwdfiewfetgefuytinstead¨<-------said very fast
Well I will come back soon!!
submitted by DiamondBright, age 10, anywhere sparkly
(December 20, 2017 - 8:06 pm)
(December 20, 2017 - 8:06 pm)
"Do fire alarms go off because of the smell or smoke?" (No joke, a boy I know asked this and he seriously didn't know)
"I go to mass on Sunday because I'm edgy"
"That's my dream lunch- a box of uncooked macaroni, milk in a can, and an entire jar of raw garlic"
"Teachers like it when students bring weapons to school"
"Oliver, be nice to Amelia. I'm gonna be her dad in this situation."
"OPEN YOUR FRICKIN EYES!"
"The wall is my best friend"
"How the (censored) do you spill paint on the ceiling?"
"January 15th... probably some hobo's birthday..." "That's my birthday!"
"Push the (censored) button, Amelia!"
"It was so romantic, we were sitting on this little seat under the slide... and then Lani just had to come spit on us."
"So if the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll at least have 5 dollars"
~~~
(I'm realizing that a lot of these would be good improv starting lines!)
(December 21, 2017 - 12:27 pm)
The paint on the ceiling thing made me think of how one time my friend had a jar of something that I can't remember and somehow spilled it while walking down the stairs into their basement and there's still red stuff on the ceiling.
(December 23, 2017 - 12:52 am)
Top please!
(December 22, 2017 - 11:46 am)
YAY
~"Can I bleach your face green?" (Face can be replaced with "mouth," "teeth," or "Hair." You can use any color)
~"MY NAME IS FRESHAVOCADO COCOCOLA COCOCOLA FRESHAVOCADO!"
~Person 1: *Screams* Person 2: "Yeah, me too."
~"Maggie, carry me like a princess!"
~"NO ONE WEARS SWEATERS IN 90 DEGREE WEATHER!!"
~"I'm laughing, I'm crying, I feel like I'm dying"
~"You should not be embarrassed when writing fluff!"
~"There's already a creepypasta called Jane!"
~"Julianna made an inspired by your musical.ly!"
~"I always eat the stick of the fun dip first!"
~"This tastes like marshmallows." "How does hard candy taste like marshmallows?!"
~"I'm one sixteenth ogre."
~"EOIN COLFER!" (Said exactly how it looks -- we didn't know it was said, "Owen")
~"Lucy's picture of Artemis Fowl looks like her!"
~"THE HOLLY IS BACK!"
(December 22, 2017 - 2:54 pm)
No dabs! Please no dabs! I will die...*falls on floor* *I dab*
So my brother's chicken killed my chicken, and then Stripy was like “Nooo I’m gonna sit outside,” and then she died.
“Ponya ponya is a fishy in the sea, ponya ponya and the fishy is me!”
I can do soccer! *Tries to kick soccer ball* *trips* *falls*
Athena’s not real and Hazy is so ha and now Hazy’s gonna eat Athena yay oh aren’t you a cuddle wovel girl...
Me: They’re not a hedgehog!
Friend who I will call Joe cause why not: Yes they are
Me: No they’re not!
Joe: Yes they are!
Me: No they’re not!
Joe: Yes they are!
and so on...
Flying totos go KASPLOOSH!
To be sung dramatically at lunch to the tune of Jingle Bells;
“Going over the hills
in a pair of broken skis
bumping into rocks
and crashing into trees...
the snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead...
I wake up in the hos-pit-al with stitches in my head!
*by this time my entire class is singing with gusto
Oh 911, 911, someone call the cops!
Duh duh duh dududu duh duh duh dududu do duh duh duh duh DUH!
(December 22, 2017 - 8:51 pm)
Ha, I remember when I made the first version of this thread! One of my better ideas, if I do say so myself. It's always very enjoyable for me to read all of the things that are posted. Here are some from my friends in the Tel Aviv - LA exchange program I am on a trip with currently! They are all very fun people.
I apologize in advance for any grammar/spelling errors, I am typing this all on my phone.
- "What a model, somebody hire her."
- "Gah! There's a hole in my bagel!"
- "Let's steal the baby."
- "Come here, Chokavesakit, why don't you love meeee?" (Chocavesakit is the name of a cat and a kind of Israeli drink)
- "Katie would be dancing right now."
- *to a rock* "If-shal layla-teff?" (translation: may I pet?, supposed to be as in a dog)
- "Mili is teaching us how to swear in Hebrew."
- "If-shal layla-teff?" "No. I'm too beautiful."
- "Why the [censored] don't we have these in America?!"
- "Negative floor numbers. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE."
- "The voice in my head is talking in an Israeli accent."
- Portia: *to a lady with a corgi* "If-shal layla-teff?"
lady: ken, ken! (yes, yes!)
Portia: *starts petting lady*
- "I'm getting the pizza pancakes and no one can stop me."
- "I can't believe that you don't eat hummus with vegetables."
- "I am ashamed that this monstrosity is in my country."
- "It's all about the hips, baby."
- "Sorry we are a little late." "We we're supposed to start an hour ago!"
- "Nope. You're not my twin anymore. I'm disowning you."
- "They're all, 'I love my country, Israeli pride!' and then there's us with 'yup, America sucks.'"
- "You'd better be happy to see me, I'm cold and dead and haven't slept since Tuesday and Katie threw up on me, GOD BLESS AMERICA."
"Yeah, that's our excuse for everything now: we haven't been outside in three days."
Sorry for the long post!!
(December 23, 2017 - 10:56 am)
Oh goodness gracious. Ok, here we go.
-"oh my kalteneker!" [if you understand this reference, i will hug you.]
-finger guns=bisexuality. [literally every bisexual person that I know including myself does finger guns xD]
-half gay. [idek]
-"taco mom said no ;-;"
-"all hail the blanket taco!!"
-"we are going to get some good sleep!" -two hours of sleep later- "coooofffeee"
-procrastinating procrastination
-"but taco mom,,,,, :/"
-deadline to set a deadline for a story about a deadline. [looong story]
-don't do vegetables, kids and eat your drugs." [dont do drugs. also eat your veggies.]
-"the car has spoken"
-"heck" "wow do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
-[bleep] "language!" "italian." -sigh-
-"moooooommmm i want pizzaaaa" "go ask space dad. oh wait,,,," [another tv reference ;P]
(December 23, 2017 - 3:23 pm)
Hahahhaah I love these! Your friends are hilarious, Nighthawk, I was going to write my favorite one but I can't decide. I did laugh out loud at the "heck" one and the "don't do vegetables". That's my kind of ridiculously wisecracky humor for you... The finger guns one is toooo real. XD
(December 24, 2017 - 12:18 am)
:P thanks! Yeah they are xD lol the heck one was bc the person who said 'heck' had earlier scolded someone for language xD lol the vegetables one was a funny moment as well. Haha same.
Ikr
(December 26, 2017 - 4:51 pm)
How does everyone have friends that say things like these? Where do you find them? Is it a middle school thing? *Ponders deeply*
These are from me and my friends' chat email:
"Gak, typo. American 14-year-old. I think."
"#ResistTheDab"
"#HomeschoolersAreHumansToo"
"I had a dream where Snoke was actually Voldemort, and the Deatheaters worked for the First Order!!"
"GAHe. Horrifyeing."
"Miss Katelyn can JUMP. "
"KYYYYLLLAAAAA!! *Tackle hugs* I was beginning to think that you had died a horrible and gruesome death!"
"Hooray! Kyla has not died a horrible and gruesome death!"
“IT’S A VIRUS! IT MUTATES!!”
"Hey, humans do share 50% of our genes with bananas. So you guys have to be as closely related as any two random humans!"
"I want a "Ron shirt." I also want to meet this Hufflepuff pig and find out what happened to Hagrid."
"WAIT A QUADRISECOND. Kylo Ren and Rey are IN LOVE? Ewwww! Do they KISS?! EWWW! "
"Wailing is usually the appropriate response to disturbing things."
(December 23, 2017 - 3:23 pm)
My friends are weird, so I get a lot...
~ "Actors are real people too!"
~ *In a singsong voice* "No acting skill, just a hairline, don't need a degree, just a hairline..."
~ "HEIL, MEIN FUHRER!" (Said as a sarcastic response to someone being bossy)
~ "I HAS GOOD INGRISH!"
~ "Did you eat your candy, Ben/ Remember to eat your candy!"
~ "JUST KICK THE BUCKET."
~ "Your face must have a disease, because it looks like it had a turtle in it's penguin."
~ "HOO-HAAAA!"
~ "I'm a Minja!"
~ "Oh, well I can do this!" followed by random noises.
~ "DAZ NUTNUTZ!"
~ "Dat special chicken"
~ "I AM A PSYCHOPATH! RUN AWAAAAAAY!"
~ *shouted as loudly as possible* "DING! DONG! DING! DONG! DING DONG! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
~ "But he's your freeeeeeeeeind."
~ "Why We Do It!"
~ "BARK BARK! MEOW MEOW!"
~ "HE'S SWEEDISH, OKAY?"
~ "What about Barb?"
~ "RUSSIAN SNEAK ATTACK! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
~ "BEHOLD! BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER!"
~ "DONK! I WIIIIN!"
~ "Hillbillies eat corn."
~ "You join us now as we observe the Stupidus middleschoolius, a common creature of the school biome..."
~ "URSHH DEVURGY VEESHDY VURG!"
~ "SUPER ROBOT NINJA NAZI PRAYER PATROL!"
~ "Probably from the Make-a-Wish Foundation."
~ *somebody from across the room* "Da da DA!" *Me and my freindon the other side* "DA DA!"
~ "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! Do it right!"
~ "BAD PUNS BAD PUNS, WATCHA GONNA DO? WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?"
~ "The answer is purple."
~ "The Thquarular Thircle."
~ "MAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!"
~ "If Stans was a person, you'd marry them."
~ "You will FINALLY be free of my atrocious fragrance!"
~ "What about your 'ex', Sam?"
~ "Well that smells stinkable."
Oops. I just realized I said about half of this stuff. Oh well!
(December 23, 2017 - 5:13 pm)
(Is that a Stranger Things reference?)
(December 26, 2017 - 2:35 pm)
I was gonna say that! Bluebird, have you seen the second series???
(December 26, 2017 - 11:14 pm)
Which one cause I wrote a lot. Whichever one, it most likely is.
(December 27, 2017 - 10:45 am)
“YEAH I’m a feminist!”
”Quit being such a dingus!”
”Nani?!” (means “What?!” in Japanese)
“So how bout dem conquistadors?”
”Weeaboos, man.”
”Wait, so you’re not Chinese? I thought you were Asian!” (he’s not my friend so I guess this doesn’t count, but he did say it to my friend)
”The cactus stung me!” (Alas, it was an aloe plant)
”This boy with his chicken legs and giraffe neck.” (My friend and I were joking about our other friend;he ended up being a chicken for Halloween)
”Klynn the dinasour with a Jughead beanie. Let’s advertise for Riverdale too.”
”He literally looks like Jack Lauer.”
“Oh look, (my name), it’s your best friend!” (She was talking about a sub teacher that I got off on the wrong foot with)
(December 23, 2017 - 5:58 pm)