The best un-swear
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The best un-swear
The best un-swear words you've heard.
Fudge
Cheesesticks
Oh My Gandalf.
Merlin's baggy Y-fronts
Merlin!
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(May 14, 2017 - 9:11 pm)
(May 14, 2017 - 9:11 pm)
Crumb. As in "oh, crumb!"
I've just realised what a strange word crumb is. I don't like it. The word grates on my eyes.
(May 20, 2017 - 5:29 pm)
Go away, froglike blobs of camel spit!
You huckleberry-eating rotten potatoes have distracted me from my homework!!!
(May 20, 2017 - 5:52 pm)
Oh my goodness my friends are so good at weird insults! Not exactly swears, but they're still fun :)
Backpfeifengesicht - it's a German word which means literally "a face that is begging to be slapped"
"Go find a forest and lose yourself" - for some reason during a Spanish project my friend was looking up different phrases in Spanish from the country she was researching, and that's what she found.
There was a period of a few weeks where one of my friends called everyone an "uncultured swine" whenever he got annoyed with them.
When ever I'm singing Hamilton or quoting Dear Evan Hansen and a certain word beginning comes up, we substitute it with the word fluff.
"What are you, an acorn?" This is a quote from Jared, in Dear Evan Hansen, which, if you can't tell, I'm obsessed with. Mostly this is between my brother and me.
(May 20, 2017 - 10:23 pm)
McFreakign (not a typo)
Bread
(May 21, 2017 - 2:35 pm)
OMK or oh my Kyngdom
What the Claaws
How in Lunee's name
(May 21, 2017 - 3:28 pm)
@Icy and all Kyngdomers
Haha, I just say "Oh my (insert Power's name here)"
XD
I also say "Holy Angelica Schuyler" and "What the spritpoles..?" (sailing-related, but also a good substitute for a certain... um.... colorful... word.) Also, certain random fandom insults.
Yes, I am weird. XD
(May 28, 2017 - 5:11 pm)
@The Riddler I also use "What are you, an acorn?" A lot!
Here are some more that I use:
"Flying turtles of Hogwarts!"
"I hope you burn in the land of fluffy kittens!!! "
That's all for now, I'll post later
(May 21, 2017 - 11:54 pm)
I'm topping cause this thread is awesome.
(May 27, 2017 - 3:06 pm)
I say "nuts" (as in cashews or almonds). And "oh my geesh." When I'm mad a put "stupid" before every noun.
XD
(May 28, 2017 - 7:14 am)
Daveed Diggs is"America's favorite fighting Frenchman."
Admins, if there's a reason you can't post this and haven't been able to for the last five or six times either, please explain so I can change it. I promise it's not offensive or anything. I just want to know why this is the only one of my posts that WON'T POST. Thanks!
I won't post anything that sounds offensive to anyone, that sounds similar to words on our "do not post" list.
Admin
(May 28, 2017 - 5:40 pm)
Would you mind pointing me in the direction of the 'do not post' list? Thanks. Also, I like the way you answered my question. XD
The list is just in our heads, at the discretion of Admins.
Admin
(May 28, 2017 - 10:04 pm)
Oh, ok. Thanks.
(May 29, 2017 - 1:33 pm)
There's this one insult from Space Ghost Coast to Coast (a TV show from the 90s) that I love to use. "You six-piece chicken McNobody!"
(May 28, 2017 - 11:02 pm)
Stink
Giraffes
Egrets
Carbuncle
(May 29, 2017 - 9:57 am)
A lot of people have posted the words 'fudge' or 'freak' on here, etc.
I would just like to say that my family outlaws these words, as they start with a common letter as certain words.
(May 29, 2017 - 10:21 am)