The best un-swear
Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket
The best un-swear
The best un-swear words you've heard.
Fudge
Cheesesticks
Oh My Gandalf.
Merlin's baggy Y-fronts
Merlin!
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(May 14, 2017 - 9:11 pm)
(May 14, 2017 - 9:11 pm)
Here are some of the better ones that my friends have used.
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"Oh, refridgerators." - Althie, the queen of sarcasm.
"That darn cheeto puff!" - Lizzie, the purest human being alive.
"What the fridge?!" - Althie again. She's fond of this one.
"FIDDLESTICKS!" - Bridget
"She's seriously such a bi— bisicuit." - Caleb, because a teacher walked by.
"Shut up David, you absolute bludger!" - Owen, backstage during theater when Daniel was walking too loudldy or something. I really like this one, actually, I may use it sometime.
"Oh, Hufflepuff!" - Em, one of our friend group's Potterheads
"You abandoned us, muggle!" - Em, when Althie ditched us at Starbucks
"Rapscallion!" - Often in use by Charlotte and Em
"Holy Hamilton!" - Julie, an extreme Hamilfan
"Holy Hephaestus!" - Alex
"Eheu!" - Everyone! It's Latin for 'oh dear' and super fun to say. (Pronounced eh-hew.)
"You're such a caudex." - Charlotte and Alex. More Latin, it means 'blockhead'.
"Oh, persnickets." - Andrew, with this made-up-word.
"Fudge." - Everyone, of course.
"Shut up, you meeple." - More Andrew and another made-up word.
"Go away, peasants!" - Bridget, Teah, and Grace
(May 18, 2017 - 10:15 pm)
"Cheese and crackers!" Is one of my favourites! Also I constantly say things British grandmas would. It's a normal hourly thing to hear me say "oh dearie me" or "oh my heavens!" xD
(May 19, 2017 - 7:35 am)
My friends and I say "go to Tartarus!" quite frequently, and we also use 'biscuit!' as a replacement for some not-as-nice words. Or, in a movie, if someone curses, we yell "biscuit!".
Also, one time, my AE, Sweet Tea, said "Oh, my sugar packets!" which I occasionally use in real life.
(May 19, 2017 - 7:57 am)
i know another one it's bull shrimp!
(May 19, 2017 - 10:49 am)
QE and I came up with some fun words. "Oh dashboards." "What the shumu." Etc. I actually used "Oh dashboards" when me and some friends were filming once. For those who watch The Corn Crew, I was with our camera-man and his sister. They just shrugged it off without looking surprised (they've been used to my craziness), but later I heard him ask my brother..."so, what's the story behind 'Oh dashboards?'" "Oh, that? You don't want to know."
(May 19, 2017 - 10:50 am)
I remember someone once posted saying Shittake Mushrooms, but I don't think that's really fair to the Admins because they know it's a swearword but there's nothing sinister about mushrooms, is there?...so I don't think it should be commonly used.
But I love fandom swearwords! Even though I don't swear very much in real life--I didn't go to school ever, so I wasn't influenced by that....
Merlin's pants.
(May 19, 2017 - 12:24 pm)
...Cho used to say oh my Gandalf...a lot....
(May 19, 2017 - 12:25 pm)
Yeah. . . so did Katydid. . . *Sniffles* I miss them . .
(May 19, 2017 - 6:16 pm)
My choir teacher uses "Oh foot!" and "Oh my stars." My friend will occasionally say "Holy crabs." and I've taken to saying 'Schist', yes, like the rock. And this isn't really a swear but we say 'Murder blue' when talking about a specific shade of blue and it's just funny because no-one else gets it.
(May 19, 2017 - 12:26 pm)
My friends say "cats!" a lot. I also use:
Frigg
Frigga
Oh my Gandalf
*makes weird duck/fart noise*
Bananas
*whispers in awe* Holy TARDIS of Gallifrey...
(May 19, 2017 - 1:07 pm)
Van Dyke
Oh my Claaws
Aw schnitzel!
Soysauce
You little prat
You little Meerkat!*
You little duck!
Youl little Meerduck!
You little Meerduck dipped in soysauce!
*Meerkat actually is an acronym that stands for Merciless Evil Extermination Racist Killer Assault Terrorists.
I can give you the backstory to how any of these were invented, if you want to know.
(May 19, 2017 - 2:49 pm)
Oh my gandalf- everyone
Fudgemstucks...I seriously don't know where that came from.
Merlins beard- again, everyone
Minkle- ummmm...
(May 19, 2017 - 5:37 pm)
Jackson: "Confess! Confess your love to him!!" *runs away*
Sodea: *blushes*
Me: *blushes, then runs after Jackson* "GET BSCK HERE, YOU NOSKCAJ! I'll KILL YOU!!"
Sodea: "What just happened?"
(May 19, 2017 - 7:50 pm)
Shiaiaisht
Frik
Daaaaing
Sheeioot
Elena sayd aimt. You aim at the T?
(May 20, 2017 - 1:17 am)
Here are some me and my friends say;
-Crapturds!
-Holy Tie-Dyed Llamas Dancng In Bowler hats!
-Chognozzle! (I'm pretty sure chog is made up)
-Oh Corgies!
-Ooh, why I oughta slug you
(May 20, 2017 - 11:49 am)