The best un-swear

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The best un-swear

The best un-swear words you've heard.

Fudge

Cheesesticks

Oh My Gandalf.

Merlin's baggy Y-fronts

Merlin! 

submitted by
(May 14, 2017 - 9:11 pm)

Here are some of the better ones that my friends have used.

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"Oh, refridgerators." - Althie, the queen of sarcasm.

"That darn cheeto puff!" - Lizzie, the purest human being alive.

"What the fridge?!" - Althie again. She's fond of this one.

"FIDDLESTICKS!" - Bridget

"She's seriously such a bi— bisicuit." - Caleb, because a teacher walked by.

"Shut up David, you absolute bludger!" - Owen, backstage during theater when Daniel was walking too loudldy or something. I really like this one, actually, I may use it sometime.

"Oh, Hufflepuff!" - Em, one of our friend group's Potterheads

"You abandoned us, muggle!" - Em, when Althie ditched us at Starbucks

"Rapscallion!" - Often in use by Charlotte and Em

"Holy Hamilton!" - Julie, an extreme Hamilfan

"Holy Hephaestus!" - Alex

"Eheu!" - Everyone! It's Latin for 'oh dear' and super fun to say. (Pronounced eh-hew.)

"You're such a caudex." - Charlotte and Alex. More Latin, it means 'blockhead'.

"Oh, persnickets." - Andrew, with this made-up-word.

"Fudge." - Everyone, of course. 

"Shut up, you meeple." - More Andrew and another made-up word.

"Go away, peasants!" - Bridget, Teah, and Grace

submitted by Abigail S., age 12, Nose in a Book
(May 18, 2017 - 10:15 pm)

"Cheese and crackers!" Is one of my favourites! Also I constantly say things British grandmas would. It's a normal hourly thing to hear me say "oh dearie me" or "oh my heavens!" xD

submitted by Savvy44x
(May 19, 2017 - 7:35 am)

My friends and I say "go to Tartarus!" quite frequently, and we also use 'biscuit!' as a replacement for some not-as-nice words. Or, in a movie, if someone curses, we yell "biscuit!".

Also, one time, my AE, Sweet Tea, said "Oh, my sugar packets!" which I occasionally use in real life.  

submitted by Leafmist
(May 19, 2017 - 7:57 am)

i know another one it's bull shrimp!

 

submitted by Turtwig
(May 19, 2017 - 10:49 am)

QE and I came up with some fun words. "Oh dashboards." "What the shumu." Etc. I actually used "Oh dashboards" when me and some friends were filming once. For those who watch The Corn Crew, I was with our camera-man and his sister. They just shrugged it off without looking surprised (they've been used to my craziness), but later I heard him ask my brother..."so, what's the story behind 'Oh dashboards?'" "Oh, that? You don't want to know." 

submitted by Rose bud
(May 19, 2017 - 10:50 am)

I remember someone once posted saying Shittake Mushrooms, but I don't think that's really fair to the Admins because they know it's a swearword but there's nothing sinister about mushrooms, is there?...so I don't think it should be commonly used.

But I love fandom swearwords! Even though I don't swear very much in real life--I didn't go to school ever, so I wasn't influenced by that....

Merlin's pants.  

submitted by Leafpool
(May 19, 2017 - 12:24 pm)

...Cho used to say oh my Gandalf...a lot....

submitted by Leafpool
(May 19, 2017 - 12:25 pm)

Yeah. . . so did Katydid. . . *Sniffles* I miss them . . 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 14, Camelot
(May 19, 2017 - 6:16 pm)

My choir teacher uses "Oh foot!" and "Oh my stars." My friend will occasionally say "Holy crabs." and I've taken to saying 'Schist', yes, like the rock. And this isn't really a swear but we say 'Murder blue' when talking about a specific shade of blue and it's just funny because no-one else gets it.

submitted by Epic Fangirl
(May 19, 2017 - 12:26 pm)

My friends say "cats!" a lot. I also use:

Frigg

Frigga

Oh my Gandalf

*makes weird duck/fart noise*

Bananas

*whispers in awe* Holy TARDIS of Gallifrey...

submitted by Rae
(May 19, 2017 - 1:07 pm)

Van Dyke

Oh my Claaws

Aw schnitzel!

Soysauce

You little prat 

You little Meerkat!*

You little duck!

Youl little Meerduck! 

You little Meerduck dipped in soysauce!

 

*Meerkat actually is an acronym that stands for Merciless Evil Extermination Racist Killer Assault Terrorists.  

I can give you the backstory to how any of these were invented, if you want to know.  

submitted by Embers in the Ashes
(May 19, 2017 - 2:49 pm)

Oh my gandalf- everyone 

Fudgemstucks...I seriously don't know where that came from.

Merlins beard- again, everyone

Minkle- ummmm...

 

submitted by LilyPad
(May 19, 2017 - 5:37 pm)

Jackson: "Confess!  Confess your love to him!!" *runs away*

Sodea: *blushes*

Me: *blushes, then runs after Jackson* "GET BSCK HERE, YOU NOSKCAJ!  I'll KILL YOU!!"

Sodea: "What just happened?" 

submitted by Lucy B., age 12, California
(May 19, 2017 - 7:50 pm)

Shiaiaisht

Frik

Daaaaing

Sheeioot 

Elena sayd aimt.  You aim at the T? 

submitted by Lucy B., age 12, California
(May 20, 2017 - 1:17 am)

Here are some me and my friends say;

-Crapturds!

-Holy Tie-Dyed Llamas Dancng In Bowler hats!

-Chognozzle! (I'm pretty sure chog is made up)

-Oh Corgies!

-Ooh, why I oughta slug you

submitted by Pepper Star
(May 20, 2017 - 11:49 am)