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Joke Thread!!!!!
Joke Thread!!!!!
Ok we sooo need one of these, if you have a joke you want to share feel free. It must be age appropriate, nothing that a 7 year old can't hear. Other than that.. Have fun.
submitted by Pheasantwithbooks, age 13, Horsetopia
(May 2, 2017 - 5:19 pm)
(May 2, 2017 - 5:19 pm)
3. I have no idea why I thought of this, but... a carrot? XD
(May 3, 2017 - 10:12 pm)
LOL No sorry XD
but so funny though!!
(May 3, 2017 - 11:41 pm)
A dead caterpillar? Idk.
Captcha says eatv. You're right! The caterpillar would get eaten!
(May 6, 2017 - 5:24 pm)
LOL no, but you were kinda close. . .
nott rlly
Oh, Elena, but it makes them feel bad when you say things like that!
(May 6, 2017 - 8:30 pm)
1 meat
2 none, the room is 100% empty
3 ... no idea xD!
(May 4, 2017 - 9:04 pm)
#3 a walkie-talkie
(May 7, 2017 - 5:54 pm)
1. I don't get the first one.
2. If the room is empty you don't see anything.
3. errr...I have no clue... but I want to say caterpar...xD
(May 7, 2017 - 6:03 pm)
What did the tomato say to the hamburger?
Keep going, I'll ketchup with you!
(May 3, 2017 - 8:00 pm)
Tomorrow at school I'm just gonna go around and be like, "Frodo Christmas!" or "Samwise Christmas!" or "Pippin Christmas!" to all the people I see. Some will laugh, some will raise their eyebrows and walk nervously away.
(May 4, 2017 - 3:11 pm)
What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigarator?
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Open the door
Put the giraffe in
Close the door
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What are the four steps to putting an elephant in a refrigarator?
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Open the door
Take the giraffe out
Put the elephant in
Close the door
(May 4, 2017 - 7:57 pm)
I have a joke about forgetting about the teapot.
RIP Boiled Water
You will be mist
(May 5, 2017 - 7:00 am)
I have a similar(-ish) joke:
How do you make holy water?
My captcha say ohbi. Oh boy? What did I do now?
(May 5, 2017 - 9:29 pm)
If you know the same answer I know, I don't think the Admins will let it through.
(May 7, 2017 - 8:30 am)
Ahh that is funny!!!!
(May 7, 2017 - 5:58 pm)
Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?
NOBODY!!!!
I am a nerd. A funny nerd. NERDS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
(May 6, 2017 - 9:54 pm)