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Joke Thread!!!!!
Joke Thread!!!!!
Ok we sooo need one of these, if you have a joke you want to share feel free. It must be age appropriate, nothing that a 7 year old can't hear. Other than that.. Have fun.
submitted by Pheasantwithbooks, age 13, Horsetopia
(May 2, 2017 - 5:19 pm)
(May 2, 2017 - 5:19 pm)
Well, I would make a joke about sodium, but Na...
YAY I'M A NERD!
(May 2, 2017 - 6:50 pm)
Two atoms walk into the CB. One of them says, "I think I lost an electron." The other replies with, "Are you POSITIVE?"
NERDS FOREVER!!
(May 2, 2017 - 9:33 pm)
YES! Science jokes forever!!!!!!!
(May 3, 2017 - 5:39 am)
Why shouldn't you throw sodium at a scientist?
It's assault! (A salt)
What do you get if you drop a piano down a coal shaft?
A-flat minor!
(:
Great idea!
(May 3, 2017 - 1:45 am)
Well, only a few of you might get this, but...
Pippin Christmas!
Yaaaaay for geeky people!
(May 3, 2017 - 6:02 am)
I literally cracked up when I saw what you posted! Personally I like Merry Christmas better! ;D;D
(May 3, 2017 - 10:40 am)
I GET IT!!
I vote Smaug Christams though! That kinda defeats the point of the joke though...
~Starseeker
(May 3, 2017 - 8:53 pm)
I get it!
(May 5, 2017 - 5:16 am)
What do you call an elephant that has nothing to do with the situation?
Irrelephant.
This is my favourite joke ever, I don't know why.
(May 3, 2017 - 6:58 am)
Perhaps 7 year olds wouldn't understand this one. So I'm just gunna say it.
A guy walks into a lab. He asks the scientists for H20. He gets it and leaves the room. Another guy overheard him and asked the same thing. "Can I have some H20two? He died.
That's a good one. You have to know some chemistry to get it.
Admin
(May 3, 2017 - 8:29 am)
Haha!
(May 3, 2017 - 4:37 pm)
I love that one!
(May 4, 2017 - 9:01 pm)
How do you think the unthinkable?
You thteer it into an ithburg. This joke works a lot better when it's not written down.
(May 3, 2017 - 10:38 am)
I have some riddles if anyone wants to answer them. . .
1: A butcher is 5'6" and has shoe size 9 inches. What does he weigh?
2: You are in a cubic room where the walls, floor, and celing are all mirrors. The room is 100% empty, you are the only thing in it. How many reflections of yourself can you see?
3: What happens when you mix a caterpillar and a parrot?
(May 3, 2017 - 11:32 am)
1. Meat
(May 3, 2017 - 8:44 pm)